Monday, July 20, 2009
Happy Monday!
My ass is draggin' today. I could go right back to sleep. I drove back from Philly this morning, exhausted. Of course, I had no idea what I was going to write about, which happens most Mondays. Nothing was coming to mind until I logged onto Facebook and saw that someone posted this video to get my day started:
Everything that I find attractive in a man is featured in that video. Well...almost everything. Believe it or not, the appendage most men are obsessed with is actually the last thing most women notice when we first check you out. Don't get me wrong - we wonder about it. A lot even. But it's not the area our eyes are drawn to first. Why? Because we're not like most men. Not that much anyway. Well...not usually, at least. Ok, sometimes we're exactly like you...and maybe sometimes worse.
But for the purposes of this blog, I'm going to behave and have better control of myself, k? This is MY list of the 5 sexiest male body parts - and the men featured here have most...if not ALL...of these parts in one big 'ole sexy package! I could list more than 5, but we'd be here all day. It varies for some women, and others might place these in a different order. Let's get it on then, shall we? Uh...I meant to write...let's get on with it then...hee-hee :-)
1. Sexy Man Lips
I LOVE to kiss. Most women do. Actually, most of us prefer to be kissed. However you look at it, this makes lips a very important part of the male body. A soft, full mouth is totally sexy, so it's no surprise that we eye your smacker very closely when you're hovering near. We're thinking about how it would feel if you grabbed us and planted a nice juicy (NOT WET) kiss on our lips. God knows I've spent enough time imagining what it would be like to kiss LL's gorgeous pucker. The man has to actually know how to kiss though - otherwise it's just a waste. The best kiss is when a man cups your face in his hands and plants one on you softly but passionately. Men....if you don't do that, learn how to and do it regularly. Carry chapstick.
2. Sexy Man Eyes
Bedroom eyes are every Playa's secret weapon. Or, at least, they should be. One sexy, seductive stare from across the room and most women instantly start leaking. Of course, you have to know what you're doing. You can't just stare like a man who's starving, and she's a big ole steak! That could easily go from sexy to stalker'ish. If you can't do the sexy stare thing, you could always go for the serious "I'm so into you" look," or the "girl get yo' ass over here so I can tear it up look!" These are some sexy stares...
3. Sexy Man Arms
Oh. My. Gawd. Would you look at those arms? Geesh! I love a man who can just snatch me up, full embrace and just wrap me into him completely. Arms are a major source of attraction for a lot of ladies, for a number of reasons which I won't get into right now - just trust me when I say his arms are perfect for what I'm talking about. Think gettin' yo ass tossed around! Shoulders count too...makes us think you can hold yourself up suspended over us while you blow our back out - hot damn!
4. Sexy Man Abs
I find stomachs to be EXTREMELY sexy - and believe it or not, a man doesn't have to have a six pack in order for me to be totally enthralled. In fact, I prefer that a man have just enough definition in this area beyond normal toning. But since most women like rock hard abs defined to the point where you just can't help but touch, here you go! However, most women agree, as long as you don't have a beer gut, we're pretty happy!
5. Sexy Man Smile
I could have probably tied this in with lips, but a man with beautiful teeth and a radiant smile is simply stunning to me. You can have nice lips and a jacked up grill, so I thought I'd separate the two. While this is last on my list, it's certainly not my least favorite feature. if you have a great smile, you've got me!
So there you have it - my list. Ladies and Gents, tell me your favorite body parts on the opposite sex and who you think possesses those parts perfectly :-) Go!
-b
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27 comments:
FIRST BITCHES??
HAAAAAAAAAA YEESSSSSS! I AM!!! LOL
LOL!!
Meet you downstairs for lunch! Ha!
I was mislead into reading this blog as i thought it was about me! Well it is kinda ;-)With a little help from photoshop... I got all that!!!
:-)
Really Brooke? I was afraid that #6 was going to be "sexy man cock" with picture provided...lol
I have no other comment, other than I just reach north carolina..
u hit the nail on the head with SMILE....Chris Webber has an awesome smile!....I agree wholeheartdly with your assessment on numbers 1-5 AND on the intro as well;-)
Welllllllll I would tase but she addressed the congregation properly sooo I can't fault her!!! LMAO...
Anywho. I love big guys which isn't that difficutl when you 5 foot nothing. LOL everyone's big..LOL
I love shoulders & arms & backs... I'm not tooo into rock hard bodies & cut up abs... I can appreciate them but I don't need them... I like a natural man who is cute & cuddly but with a nice back, shoulders & arms..
AND a wonderful mind & personality. That to me makes a man SEXY as all hell...
Oh & last but not least. I love when a man can go from wearing a business suit to some jeans & timbs & still look fucking hot! lol
Yeah I described my baby... But soo what! lol
Ummm. Two things right out of the gate:
The fact that Momo was first is eerily suspicious. Throw in the "hey girl, meet you downstairs" line immediately following, and I know something smells funny.
Meanwhile, i'll forego any hatred for the chicky pics Brookey attached to the topic.
As for the ladies body parts, I'm a hands and feet person. If your a pretty girl with hands like Vlade Divac or feet like a runaway slave, the point deduction is - FATAL.
No soup for you.
There's NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING like a pretty woman with a nicely done french manicure/and or pedicure. That's one of the big things on my list, there are a few more, but we can jump into others later.
The only comment I have is for Chris Webber. You should have posted a pic of the face he had after calling that timeout (that the Fab 5 didnt have)...That was a winning look right there. Jeez.
I can't post it in this window, but click here..
http://assets.espn.go.com/media/pg2/2005/0725/photo/chris_webber_michigan_195.jpg
Lata,
DMoe aka Slimi Hendrix
First of all, Monica got to be first all on her own, I didn't tell her when I was posting!
you just jealous!
Second, I'm not a big fan of French manicures/pedicures - probably because my nails naturally do the "french" thing, so it always look fake to me when I see them "done up" that way.
But to each his own :)
Ant, no cock shot - even tho Craig said he put one up on Craig's List once LOL!!
Oh and Ant...there was a question at the end of the blog - it wasn't JUST for the ladies...but I can't list when men find attractive on a woman, only a man can do that.
Seems like DMoe is the only man willing to answer the question :)
Annamaria, I knew you were talking about Austin :)
Pretty Ricky, you sexy too...thank you for the inspiration!
Karen, C Webber's smile melts my heart...DMoe is a hater :)
I'll chime in on this one.
My favorite thing on a woman is her smile, so it should come as no surprise why I'm so smitten with Brooke. Her smile lights up a room and those cheeks are adorable. I just wanna kiss your face!
I love sexy eyes too. Big, brown ones. Yours sparkle :)
I'm also a sucker for great skin. If your soft and smooth and caramel, then I'm all on it! Brooke is nice and brown and tan, just like I like 'em.
As for celebs, hmmm...I like Nia Long, Alicia Keys, Gabrielle Union, Jill Scott, Halle Berry and Kenya Moore...to name a few.
None of them have anything on my Brookey though ;)
Flattery will get you everwhere my dear, well...just about ;)
Thanks!
I actually just LAUGHED OUT LOUD like a mf'er at the office. I know these folks think I'm already crazy especially since this is my last day in the office...Vlade Divac hands????!??? for some reason that had me going.
Brooke who is the brotha in pic #6...can I get his number?
Anyhoo I agreall with your list wholeheartedly... and you're right I'm not checking your package right off the bat, but I do want to know what I'm working with before it gets to be too late.
Glee, that's sexy ass Boris Kodjoe! I would fight you for him :) well...that is if he wasn't already taken ;)
I think Amerie has the sexiest legs in all of entertainment.
That's it. I'm done. Lol...
What? Rameer typed only 3 sentences? :)
Amerie is very pretty...
Whoops I meant man 4 and ask KDure about Boris... I have loved me some Boris from a long time back...that must have been my subliminal mind speaking for my true man tastes...
Getting some vaseline and pulling my non-existant hair back. hahahah
the men in the blog are LL Cool J, Idris Elba, Boris Kodjoe, Usher, Boris again and Chris Webber.
I'm surprised Brooke didn't post a pic of Jamie Foxx since he's her boo ;) She said he's a boxer brief man ;)
(gasp!)
who's tryna put my bidness in the street???!!!
Hold up.
PLEASE tell me you and Jamie didn't....
I don't even wanna think about it.
Then don't think about it ;)
LOL!!
Girl, don't get choked up up in here.
Choked up?
it was YEARS ago ;) LOL!!
Like I said...don't get f*cked up up in here....
Thanks Brooke for this blog! ...had to cross my legs while reading. There's nothing like being with a sexy man that makes you wetter than a slip n slide...god I use to love playing on that thing as a kid. Can we also give a big shout out to the White sexy men out there who got alot of soul below the belt cuz here in LA they are really feelin the sistas. Matthew McConaughey would definitely get it...he likes dipping into brown sugar.
I'm gonna do a blog on the sexy white men out there one day :-)
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