Thursday, December 4, 2008
TGIF!!
Cadillac Records comes out today! I've been looking forward to seeing this film - not because of Beyonce, but because of Jeffrey Wright. I think he is one of the best, most underrated actors out there. He can play anyone.
Sony Pictures: In this tale of sex, violence, race, and rock and roll in 1950s Chicago, "Cadillac Records" follows the exciting but turbulent lives of some of America's musical legends, including Muddy Waters, Leonard Chess, Little Walter, Howlin' Wolf, Etta James and Chuck Berry.
The cast is great and the soundtrack should be awesome! I'm going to try to check it out between all of Rene's parties this weekend :-)
Let's keep it light today since it's Friday. Speaking of Friday, some of my favorite movie quotes come from that joint - CLASSIC! Here are a few:
Smokey: You got to be a stupid motherf*cker to get fired on your day off!
Smokey: [to big worm on the phone] Yeah, I got your money. And I don't appreciate you sendin' your punk-ass, busta-ass, jerri curl wearin'-ass friends down here to shoot at me and my homies. They'd like to got dealt with.
Big Worm: First of all, don't be callin' here like you some straight up G, cause I'll cut ya balls off and hand 'em to ya, patna. I had to warn you too many times about my money, Smokey. You see, it's the principal. There's principalities in the whole thing.
Smokey: Remember it, write it down, take a picture, I don't give a fuuuuck!
wait...why am I typing these out? Why not just SHOW you :-)
And the best one!
Tell me your favorite movie quotes - let's see if we can guess the movie :-)
Have a great weekend!
-b
48 comments:
"You smoke crack don't you?! You know it kills your brain cells!"-Joe Clark Lean On Me.
"You can be my wingman anytime, Bullshit! You can be mine!" Maverick Top Gun
I just want to say that I beat Annamaria to the punch today and got the first post! LOL!
LOL!!! You were ON IT today Rene!
They were talking about Morgan Freeman's "Joe Clark" ass on the radio today...saying he's going to have to pay his ex-wife $100 million dollars in the divorce settlement. He must have that long "Lean On Me" "Driving Miss Daisy" money! :-)
this site is trippin today; i can't leave a comment with my regular AIM sign in!!!
Anyway, here are two of my favorites...
anna mae...you gonna eat this cake!!
- lawrence fishburn in "hat's love got to do with it?"
i luz harpo. God knows i do. but i'll kill 'im DEAD 'fo i let him beat me...you betta bash mista's head in and think about heaven later!
- oprah winfrey in "the color purple"
BTW, the above post is by elizabeth jackson :-0
1"I feel a need for speed"
2"We have here ~ is a failure to communicate"
3"I had you boys come down to get a little track laid and here you are dancing around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots"
4"What kind of a world is it that a man dress as a bat gets all my press"
5"You better do some of the pilot shit"
1-Top Gun
2-Cool hand Luke
3-Blazing Saddles
4-Batman
5-Top Gun
OH!! I was thinking "okay, but who is this?" LOL!
GOOD ONES!
My favorite from "What's Love Got to do With It?" is when Ike (Fish) says "if you miss a step today you gone be fryin fish tomorrow!" LOL!!
Nam yo ho reng gyay kyo! LMAO!
And you know "The Color Purple" is my favorite movie of all time - "And I hear she got that nasty women's disease"....LOL!!
or "You sho IS UGLY!"
I could go on and on with that movie!
Dre, those were great! Hilarious!
"GOOGLE Me Bitch!"-Four Christmas!
I want to hang out with you guys this weekend :-(
Rene - I’ll donate a toy anyway (wait…maybe I should be the anonymous donor and just shut up…Ted Danson was so frontin’ in that episode, lol)
I have a BUNCH of movie quotes that I love! So I’ll be back :-)
But here are a few from Tropic Thunder….
1) Les Grossman: Now I want you to take a step back... and literally fuck your own face!
2) Kirk Lazarus: Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed...
3) Kirk Lazarus: I know what dude I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
"Don't let him give up the Frank!" , Let'em have the kids you worm!"
-Wildcats
"Somebody get a body bag!"-Karate Kid
"I's married now." LOL!
You guys are tooooooooooo funny!
LMAO
"You got knock the f*ck out!"-Friday
Annamaria-Where ya at? Are you mad I got the pole position? :)
Dre Lew-Two days in a row!...Maybe the Ravens make make it to the Superbowl.lol
Amanada-You can still donate a toy. I am also going to do another one on the 19th.
Brooke-I meant to say earlier...Classic clips you posted!
1"Why don't you take your head and shove it up your ass and see if it fits"
2*"I thought you said the commadores would stay together"
3*"There is nothing like that smell...napalm smell...smells like victory"
4*Judge-"Officer, for the record ~ what did he say" Cop-"Well, he said Fuck a lot, cream on you and bunn hole the short order cook" Judge-"Now why whould say those things" Defendant-"I'm a diabetic" Judge-"Well in all my years, I never heard a correlation between diabetes and foul language" Defendant-"That's becuase you a dush bag"
1=Scarface
2=Love Jones
3=Apocalpse Now
4=Justice for All
You all are so funny, and great quotes! I'm waiting for Monica to post her favorite, she knows what I'm talking about :-)
You know I have to post some from my other favorite movie - Love Jones:
Hollywood: I don't need poetry to get women.
Sheila: No, you need a personality to get women.
Savon: Try a breath mint and a visa.
Savon: Hey, What's up, cat daddy?
How's the book coming?
Darius: Masterpiece of MINIMALISM.
Nina: It's like his d*ck just talked to me
Josie: What'd it say?
Nina: Niina...Niiiiina
Josie: daammmmn....daammmmm
LOL!!
RENE: LET IT BE KNOWN THE ONLY REASON YOU GOT TO POST FIRST IS CAUSE I WAS IN A MEETING TIL 5 MINUTES AGO.. But don't get ahead of yourself my taser is being warmed up as we speak!
One of my favorite movies is "Training Day" (aside from the Breakfast Club).....my favorite line...."you mutha******* will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I'm through with you!!......shoe program N@*%^!!!*...........(& then y'all know the rest King Kong ain't got S#* on ME!!)...Alonzo( Denzel Washigton in Training Day)
p.s. brooke, I agree..Jeffrey Wright is EXCEPTIONAL!!!
Annamaria-
"You can't handle the truth!" lol
Listen, you and Keefe can can stick with the taser toe thing...I am not in that cipher. lol
"He was absent 9 times?...9 Times...Yes, 9 Times
"These Gummy Bears are warm. They have been in my pocket all day."
Ferris Buler
I am sorry meant to comment on this earlier...Joe Clark is getting sued for Whaaat? 100 Million???? WOW!
Good one Karen!
We could post a million Denzel quotes: "It's D-I-C-K Thang" - Mo Betta Blues ("The Mo Betta makes it Mo Betta!" LOL!!
Or any Spike Lee joint...
"how come it ain't no brothas up on the wall?" - Do The Right Thing
Rene,
Yes, Morgan Freeman's wife is divorcing him after his car accident with his "life-long friend." That's an expensive ass friend! LOL!! ca-ching!
Here is my quote & you can tell why!!! LOL
What are you doing? There are no weapons in this mission. I will not do time for you. I will roll over on you. I thought you was Mexican not a Puerto Rican!
"I'm not going to fall for the banana and the tail pipe trick."
"Hello, how are you doing today? My name is Serge...Would you like an expresso with a lemon twist?"
-Beverly Hills Cop
LMAO!! Annamaria, you are crazy!
Rene, classic!
We may have to do this blog again, cuz quotes are coming to me left and right now! BOOMERANG:
"Love should have brought your ass home last night."
"Check it...like Jet magazine. This is my mack daddy vibe I am giving you...in all its splendor."
"Now Marcus, I hear a girl down at the office got you p*ssy-whipped.
[Smacks on fingers]
You got to reverse it. Don't be p*ssy-whipped, whip that p*ssy. Like this here, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!"
"Maaaaarcuuuuuus, I don't have any panties on."
and the best one:
"You got to cooooordinate"
LOL!!
I try!! LOL.. That was from Employee of the month just so you know.. NOT a classic BUT since it referenced my peoples I had to use it! lol..
Plus the minute he heard it Austin was like SEE SEE I TOLD YOU THAT YOU PEOPLE'S ARE ALWAYS STABBING SOMEONE.. That's why I had to swtich up & get a taser! lol
Yes, I was wondering what happened to your blade :-)
Rene better watch out if he continues to beat you on the comments - he'll get stabbed AND tased!
Some of my favorite movie quotes:
"I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure." Friday
"Aw, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. God. Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back. Oh, I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks." Friday
"I got mind control over Deebo. He be like "shut the f**k up." I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again." Friday
"Now Marcus, I hear a girl down at the office got you pussy-whipped.
[Smacks on fingers] You got to reverse it. Don't be pussy-whipped, whip that pussy. Like this here, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang." Boomerang
"Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit." Coming to America
"You sho' is ugly!" The Color Purple
"I's married now! I's married now! " The Color Purple
"Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone." The Usual Suspects
"Say, baby... can I be Your slave? I've got to admit girl you're the shit girl... and I'm digging you like a grave. Now, do they call you Daughter to the Spinning Pulsar... or maybe Queen of 10,000 moons? Sister to the Distant yet Rising Star? Is your name Yemaya? Oh, hell no. Its got to be Oshun. Oooh, is that a smile me put on your face, child... wide as a field of jasmine and clover? Talk that talk, honey. Walk that walk, money. High on legs that'll spite Jehovah. Shit. Who am I? It's not important. But me they call me brother to the night. And right now... I'm the blues in yourleft thigh... trying to become the funk in your right. Who am I? I'll be whoever you say? But right now I'm the sight-raped hunter... blindly pursuing you as my prey. And I just want to give you injections... of sublime erections... and get you to dance to my rhythm... make you dream archetypes... of black angels in flight... upon wings of distorted, contorted... metaphoric jizm. Come on slim. Fuck your man. I ain't worried about him. It's you who I want to step to my scene. 'cause rather the deal with the fallacy... of this dry-ass reality... I'd rather dance and romance your sweet ass in a wet dream. Who am I? Well, they call me Brother to the night. And right now I'm the blues in your left thigh... trying to become the funk in your right. Is that all right?" Love Jones
I would quote a scene from a foot fetish film I recently saw, but Annamaria might tase me. :-)
We seem to have a lot of the same favorites! (NO REPEATS!) LOL!!
Can you believe I never saw The Usual Suspects?
You had to go there with Love Jones :-)
"You betta put your name on that, that's better than Michael Jordan's comeback" :-)
You have never seen The Usual Suspects? Great movie! Put that on your NetFlicks list.
I was gonna quote some Star Wars. But then I realized that it would only confirm how much of a herb I am. ;-)
Usual Suspects GREAT MOVIE! And taser & knife combo...Damn that would be all I needed to be complete in life!!!!! RENE WATCH YO BACK FOOL! LOL
"I am McLovin"
Who the hell do you think you are?...An Irish R&B singer?"
-Superbad
"I am going Streaking!"
"Honey, is there a KFC open around here?"
"You my boy Blue!"
-Old School
"Demented and Sad..But Social"
"Shut up Bitch! And make my Turkey Pot Pie!"-Breakfast Club
"Give Of Us Free"-Amistad
Annamaria-Don't bring a knife to a gun fight! LOL!
Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. Balls. You got that?
SCARFACE
Rene: I could show up to that gun fight with a toothpick & still win.
Brooke: tell him who he is messing with! lol
Uh oh - what's goin on here y'all! This is supposed to be all love! - nobody is supposed to get shanked on my blog!
But Rene, yeah...you better watch out - she's little but she's a feisty Puerto Rican...don't do it!
Annmaria-You are asking Brooke to cosign? Intersting...LOL!
It's all love on the Blog. I see we have another cyber thug on the blog! LOL! :)
What's eveyone doing for the weekend?
"Hurry Up and Buy!"
"I feel sorry for your mother"
I LOVE EVERYONE!!!! It's all jokes & peace & love & hair grease... (I gotta wash my hair! lol)
On the real it's all fun & games until somebody gets SHANKED! LOL
ok so I have to go in here with the purple rain! lol
I want to see some asses wiggling! I want some perfection!
DON'T I KEEP THE HEAT ON!!!
You want my hand to fall off - lady sings the blues
Do NOT go in there! Pheeww! Ace Ventura pet detective
Ventuuuraa!! Yes Satan?! I'm sorry I thought you were someone else! - Ace Ventura pet dectective
This one's for brooke ... LOL
you know i'll do it. I said i'll do it... cuz I'm a cra cra cra crackhead I like gettin high. Gator from Jungle Fever!
I I I I I want the knife. Let him ask again ! I want the kniiiiife. Pleeeeaaaase! - Golden child
MONICA!!!
You know I was waiting for you to chime in with the Purple Rain quote! I like when Morris Day says "your lips would make a lollipop TOO happy" :-)
Rene - I'm going with you to the party in the BK, that's what I'm doing this weekend. That and watching the Eagles beat the Giants at Blondies :-)
Feel free to stop by my place to put my cabinet together :-)
Brooke-I thought you were making wings and a cheesecake as well...
Oh word, you are going to Blondie's to watch the Giants beat the Eagles? Dope!
They have good wings and waffle fries.
I will let you know about the cabinet.
Annamaria- It's all love!lol
Just remember Harlem!
Speaking of Harlem-
"TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAxi!"
-Harlem Knights
MOMO925-What's good with you? Play those numbers in the Mega Millions tonight!
I am watching the EAGLES beat the GIANTS! Get it right!
You'll let me know about the cabinet huh? see how you is! ;-(
I'll make the cheesecake for Amanda! and the wings!
HARLEM NIGHTS:
"Benny, you put this orange juice back in here, ain't nothin' left but a swallow!"
"Then swallow it and shut the fuck up!"
"I've got a girl who's p*ssy is so good, if you threw it up in the air it would turn into sunshine."
and for Pranny!
"Want me to "kick he ass"?
No, don't "kick he ass". Thank you, Roberto."
I will be chilling with my 2 babies this weekend & that is about it. We’re doing movie night tonight & putting up the tree tomorrow! Everyone enjoy your weekend even you Rene! LOL
Brooke call me if you make cheesecake cause I want a piece! LMAO
I will definitely call you if I make one. Have fun this weekend!
Rene I don't play the megamillions! lol I need every bit of cash I can hold on to in this economy.
Don't shoot that littl mutha f*cka no more! - Harlem Nights!
LOL
MOMO-Scared money don't make money!
Good quote you posted.
Have a good weekend all.
Stay warm, Be merry,
Be happy, be thankful and walk tall and humble!
-You see, I got this new gig. Keeps me workin alll thru the nite."
-"Ahh, the late shift. I know all about that kinda job. Used to work the hell out of it! You sure you can hang wit' it?"..."We all know you ain't too good at staying employed."
-"This might be different. And as I HEARD it, you ain't too good at staying employed either...pat'na."
-"You see, the difference is, I usually quit my job. You...you usually wind up fired. But it's ok. You can't help it."
-"That's just it. All y'alls running around jumping, hopping, skipping, diving falling in love and sh!t. Falling in love ain't sh*t! Somebody talk to me please about how to stay there."
All right Crooklyn, there's my donation for the people. I tried to hit'em (Philly pronunciation - that was for you and Monica) with sum'em new. You know the lines I always go for.
~Princess
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid"
"I own it. I stand behind it. I guarantee it and people know that even if they don’t know me any
more than they know the chairman of
General Mills."
"Bitch, You know I don't wear no cotton drawers!"
"Stomping up the street like somebody done stoled yo bike!"
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