Tuesday, August 7, 2012
It's TMI Tuesday and Fury is back! Let's get it!
I Wanna F#$k an Olympian...by The Fury
How many people want to have sex with an Olympian? Let's jump right in.
I don't want to read any milquetoast "well...if my husband/wife weren't here" and "well if I were cut enough or if he didn't wear that grill..." Bah! How many people want to have sex with one of those super fit, attractive physical specimens jumping, running, diving, flipping, swimming, backhanding and digging - Olympians on your screen? Surely NBC (broadcasters in America) knows what they're doing. There are more ass shots of Spain's Beach Vollyball Fernandez and lower V exposing shots of USA Swimming's Ryan Lochte than anyone can count. As for the aforementioned Fernandez, I'm not complaining. NBC understands. These are some sexy bodies. Even when the faces are less than appealing, you can't help but to admire the ass flexing of the Nigerian chick with the bad multi-colored wig.
My first Olympic crush may have been Mary Lou Retton...or was it FloJo? Damn FloJo and those nails. And I was still pretty young, but no one could doubt her sex appeal. My second was definitely Dominique Dawes. These people are dynamos. This is probably the closest anyone could come to fucking a superhero. Not that it's a guaranteed great lay. But I've dated a dancer and the fact that she could bend and split like she did...(Yes she once did a split on the schlong just to show that she could) was very impressive. It wasn't just physical prowess and ability, but confidence. Anyone confident to wear skintight Daisy Dukes in front of a crowd and run, dance, flip or swim in them will probably not be skittish about doing wild shit with the light on...or in public. 
I love thick women. I like plump women. I like something to grab on. I like to see the ass jiggle when she walks or when I slap it when we're doing it doggystyle. I appreciate a love handle. I used to be way more fit than I am now. Not that I'm not fit, but there was a six-pack and a strip off my shirt in front of crowd time in my life. I'm not there anymore. I'm within a good 90 day (closer to 120) program from being there, but I'm not pressed. I understand the appeal of the six pack abs and all that and I know, like these Olympians, it appeals to women and makes them gush. But just like I like women with more cushion for the pushing, thick thighs, big tits and some jiggle, I still want to fuck an Olympian. And while I may not have the abs of Phelps, the thighs of Bolt or the vertical jump of Kobe Bryant, I do have the cock, the drive, the stamina, the imagination and sheer will of The Fury. I like going for the sexual gold!
So, who is your Olympian of choice? Or am I alone in this? Surely, I can't be.
They call me The Fury and I'm down to go for the gold behind closed doors.
- The Fury
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16 comments:
FIRST!!!
Fernandez's ass is heavenly.
The virgin LoLo
oh damn.
I didn't know women's volleyball players had asses like DAT!!! DAYYUMMM!!!
I'd smash Kobe, or D. Wade. The gymnasts are too short, and the track runners seem gay to me. Usain Bolt just looks crazy!
Not really into white boys, so none of the swimmers - even though Cullen isn't white, but he just seems corny.
I'll take Cullen Jones and Ryan Lochte, please.
Tyson Gay has a nice rump.
That Ryan Bailey is a looker as well.
I need to go look these people up. Not really watching the Olympics. I think I'm the only one NOT watching.
@Jaz - Actually some of the people named are on the blog.
I wonder if Lolo would run and jump faster if she got some dick...Maybe she'd be in a rush to get that race over and get back to fckn
I think some dick would mess up her concentration, so she better not get none til AFTER she wins all her events! LOL!
I will watch those chicks from SPAIN play any day!!! Dam!!!!!
Apparently the Olympic participants want to F*ck Olympians also...
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympics-fourth-place-medal/ukrainian-synchronized-swimmers-share-kiss-routine-163811609--oly.html
@Stef- Nah. She's distracted. She needs an unwind. She needs to get that tension out so she can focus...at least that's what I'm planning on telling her. LOL
@A-Buzz - Hey Now!! I am not mad at that. *faps*
LMFAO... Fury I didn't think you'd be mad at that. Something tells me Dominatrix won't be mad at that EITHER.. LOL :-)
I WOULD see this particular blog in my feed and decide to comment...LMAO...
First off - don't know if most of you caught it, but there was a huge article from ESPN weeks ago on how the entire Olympic field is nothing but a big orgy. No bull. They order 100K condoms, and often have to order MUCH more. 85% of all athletes there are boning each other. Every. Single. Olympics. There are athletes who have expressed regret having significant others - and returned to the next Olympics single. And there are people who have wound up married as a result of just going. ALL the athletes are horny and boning when they're not competing.
Now - who would *I* want?? Lolo is up there, but Swin Cash, Sue Bird, Candyce Parker, Jessica Ennis, Louise Hazel, Federica Pellegrini, The entire Netherlands field hockey team, Leryn Franco, the entire Brazilian women's volleyball team, Allyson Felix, Maria Sharapova and Dominique Dawes all come to mind (I know Dominique ain't competing, but she can STILL get it all day, night and whatever else is left!!).
Can you tell I'm watching A LOT of Olympics?? ROTFLMAO...
Rameer!!! Where you been!!!???
You are DEFINITEY up on your Olympics!! LOL!!
I can't picture any of the gymnasts having sex - they're all so little! Like little kids! Even the men!
Okay, so I looked all these people, and yes, their bodies are nice...but something tells me the sex would be wack. Except for the Men's Basketball team. I might do one of them. Not LeBron James though, he not cute :)
Hi, Stef! I try to read Brooke's Blogs a few times a week - sometimes, I just lurk and stay silent. =)
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