Friday, December 18, 2009
TGIF!!!
As Pretty Ricky would say, "it's colder than a witch's tit outside!" Or was that Fury? Who knows...stay warm!
Anyway...it's my Friday Sexy Survey!
1. Do you suck toes and/or fingers? Do you like it done to you?
2. If a month before your wedding your partner asked you to sign a prenup, would you? How would you react?
3. Could you fall in love with someone you weren't attracted to physically?
4. If starting now you could have $500 a day until you next touched your lover, how long do you think you could avoid physical contact?
5. What is the shortest amount of time it took you to have sex with someone you just met? The longest?
6. Are any of you repulsed by oral sex, but still do it anyway?
7. Do you find emotional or physical pain more difficult to handle? For example, would you suffer more by going through life afflicted with severe, recurring migraines, or by having your heart broken again and again?
8. Roughly how many times do sexual thoughts come into your mind in an average day?
9. Name one thing that turns you off during sex - what should someone NOT do to you?
10. Fingers or no fingers?
Go!
-b
45 comments:
FIRST BITCHES!!!
YES, I DID IT!!!
BTW, thank you everyone for your advice the other day, it really helped. I showed all your responses to my friends and most of them agreed that they were being shallow and apologized to me for not being supportive. So thanks!
Okay, will answer survey questions shortly...if I'm not too shy!
That's great! Like I said, I'm sure your friends simply want what's best for you, and I'm glad they're all supporting you now :)
And don't be shy! But if you are, you don't have to answer ALL of the questions :-)
Brookey loves conjuring me up out my secret cave with the shout outs. Yes it's cold as a witch's tit. I slept with a witch once and yes the tits were cold, but the nana was surprisingly very toasty. (rimshot)
1. i suck fingers and toes if they're fresh. u can suck my fingers not my toes.
2. I'd sign no problem. I"m not tripping off anyone else's money. I'll make my own
3. Yes...but not sure I'd be able to really get my grown nasty fuck on. I like being attracted to the person. (good morning language!)
4. Money Money Money! Shit I'd be PAID. As long as I could touch other people! HA!
5. shortest time? first date. ended up dating for a over a year. longest? ehh gray area there. if you mean someone I was actively dating...maybe two months. but longer for women that was a growing flirtation that built.
6. love to give and receive...waiting to see who is repulsed bu it
7. emotional pain. thus far i have a high physical pain threshold
8. 345, 346, 347, 348...huh what'd u say?
9. anything with feces. dont crack stupid jokes or make baby noises. that shit aint cute.
10. I'm adept at using my fingers...ladies don't sleep on a good gspot massage
Brooke stop being sooo nice! Ms. Penn your friends are shallow & weren't thinking about what you want or need... I'm going to lend you my taser..
Well, I don't know about that. Her friends may be shallow, but I'm sure in their minds they thought they were looking out for her on some level. Some folks don't know how they come off sometimes. I know my mom loves me, but sometimes the things she says when she's trying to "help" just come out ALL wrong :-)
As for the survey:
1. If she likes it, I love it. I like my fingers sucked, but not my toes.
2. I'd wonder why she waited so long to ask me to sign a prenup, but I'd probably sign it depending on the terms.
3. Probably not
4. No partner to speak of now, so hard to say, but can't imagine it would be longer than a week, or two tops.
5. Shortest? a few hours (first date) Longest? maybe 4 months
6. Not repulsed by it at all
7. emotional pain
8. on average...maybe 50? Don't know.
9. Don't stick your fingers anywhere.
10. See #9
Fury has such a filthy mouth :)
1. I have before and I will in the future. I like the visual of my fingers getting sucked. Leave my toes alone though.
2. I'd say "What took you so long?"
I'm Pro PreNup
3. It's possible
4. Lol, a very long time.
5. 2 hrs.....8 yrs.lol
6. Naw I'm Pro Skullduggery.
7. I'll take Heart Breaks. I've learned to channel that pain into productivity.
8. ....who can really do that much counting?
9. Don't grab my face too forcefully.
10. Depends on teh setting
"Skullduggery"?
I learn so many colorful terms from you all :)
It's a frigid 65 degrees here today! Stay warm my friends!
1. No and NO!
2. Yes I would and would be happy about it.
3. Yes, I have.
4. I would be a gozillionaire!
5. 15 minutes (but I met her specifically to have sex) and one year.
6. Nope I love to do it!
7. Emotional pain is much more difficult for me to handle.
8. 8640 or roughly every ten seconds.
9. Not sure how to answer this. There is nothing I wont do for my wife if she likes it I love it. If it's someone I just met there are a LOT of thing I won't do.
10. See #9
Okay, let me try this:
1. I'll suck fingers if asked, but not toes. And you don't need to suck either for me, thank you.
2. If he waited til one month before the wedding, I'd wonder what changed between the time we got engaged til a month before the wedding and if he was hiding something from me. It doesn't mean I wouldn't sign it, but I'd question why he waited til the last minute.
3. Yes, but only if we somehow fell in love without seeing each other first...like long distance over the phone or internet, etc.
4. Considering my new man-friend and I haven't had sex yet, I could probably hold out for a few more months :)
5. Shortest? A week Longest? 2 years.
6. I wouldn't say I was repulsed by it, but I can take it or leave it.
7. Physical pain. I've had my heart broken enough to know I'll eventually get over it, so it doesn't hurt as bad after a while.
8. I don't know, not that often though. Although I find myself thinking about it more since I haven't had sex in a while, but have someone I'd like to be intimate with.
9. Don't push my face down "there." I'll find it myself.
10. Not really a fingers person.
TGIF!!
1. Finger AND toes, I like it all!
2. If he waited til one month before the wedding and we never discussed it prior, then NO, I wouldn't sign it...cuz you up ot something!
3. No, can't see how.
4. Since I just got done paying bills, I'd say a year :) He might leave me, but I'd be out of debt! LOL!
5. Shortest - first date (I know, so ho'ish of me!) Longest - 1 1/2 years.
6. I have to admit, I don't always love it depending on the guy. But if I'm in love and your my man, I love it.
7. Physical. Emotional pain is what your girlfriends are for and I get over that shit fast.
8. Maybe a few times a day, sex does't over-occupy my brain.
9. Don't stick your tongue in my ear, I hate that shit!
10. Fingers, yes, but only in one place. Don't go sticking your finger in my ass. Why do men DO THAT!!!???
Because some women love THAT!
@Tony,
Ewwww! Why???
Well, a man should at least ASK if I like it first! Don't just go sticking your finger in there without my consent!!!
No lube, nothing!!!??? Just painful!
Did Tony just say a "frigid" 65 degrees? It's NOTHING compared to here. You right Brooke, it's FREEZING OUTSIDE!!! BRRRRR!!!
1. Yes to fingers, no to toes.
2. No, wouldn't sign it.
3. Possibly
4. how long til I could TOUCH them again? Hmmm...well, I have no man, so a LONG time :)
5. shortest is 2 days, longest is maybe 7 months or so.
6. I actually don't love it, but I do it. I'm probably not that good at it as a result :)
7. Emotional pain
8. maybe 10 times a day
9. I'm with Ms. Penn, don't push my face down there or "face f*ck" me. I hate that. I already don't like doing it, so don't force me!
10. soft, gentle fingers, not calloused fingers :)
1. If it floats her boat, i'm sailing (or sucking, if you will)
2. I probably would.
3. No.
4. Once I save up $50,000 in cash, imagine that "hot fiyah" when we DO get to touch!!
5. A couple of nights/A couple of months.
6. Repulsed? Sure, if thats another word for "Love it like a play cousin"
Footnote: The other person's enjoyment is a big enjoyable part. If each person involved rolls with that philosophy = ecstasy!
7. Well, there's no Excedrin for heartache. When its broken, time is all there is.
8. Hmm, let's see: I'm (1)coun-(2)-ting-(3)...Lol. I just thought about it three times typing this!
Let's just say "ADIDAS"
9. No feedback. Silence is definitely NOT golden.
10. Fingers are fine, but any attempts at colonoscopies or rectal exams are strictly prohibited. I'm liberal, but not THAT damn liberal.
Stay thirsty my friends...
DMoe
Cold as BALLS outside!
1. Fingers and toes, whatever. I'm in!
2. I'd sign it, no biggie.
3. Doubt it.
4. Hard one...depends on how attracted I am to my partner, or in love...cuz she'd probably leave my ass if I didn't touch her over some money. Unless I was sharing it with her of course :)
5. Shortest, a couple hours. Longest, tomorrow will make a year since I met Brooke :) and still counting!
6. I don't know any man repulsed by oral sex. And definitely not me.
7. Emotional pain.
8. I can't keep track, I think about sex all the damn time.
9. Turn off? body odor.
10. For her, yes to fingers. For me, HELL NO.
@ Stef I'm curious to know how you would ask someone that question...
Hey can I stick my fingers in your ass?
Ummmm baby can I stick one finger up your ass?
I don't know really, I assume they don't ask you because they don't know how to ask without sounding like, well, an asshole, so they decide to go for it and apologize later?
After all it is better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission.
Or maybe its the element of surprise that turns them on.
How does one gain consent to stick ones fingers up another's asshole?
@ Jaz
Yeah, frigid 65 degrees this morning at 6 am. I actually had to put on a jacket to walk my dog this morning. I still wore shorts but I had to put on a jacket! Damn it's cold!
I've had request for fingers in their ass. "Oooh stick a finger in my ass, ninja." Some women like anal play...yes Black women!
(looking at Jaz in amazement)Wow...you're on the endangered species list. No judging. perhaps you need to find a man that you like to please that way. And one that's not pushing your head down there.
though I have met women that like to be face f#cked. lol
frigid 65 degrees...(mumbling...the nerve of some people) LOL
1) I’ll suck the nail polish off nice manicured hands and well pedicured feet.
2) This question is really subjective. Because I would only sign a prenup depending on who my partner is For instance, what if my partner was Oprah and she wanted me to sign on the dotted line? HELL YEAH I would do it!! Why? Because I know I would be “RICH BITCH!!!!” I’d act just like Dave Chappelle when he did that skit about him knocking Oprah up!!!! Hilarious. http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=11916&title=dave-gets-oprah-pregnant
3) If her money is LOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG like Oprah and we have some form of mental stimulation, we are cool. I’ll just be like El Tigre’ and have about a dozen or so side pieces. ;-)
4) I’d be broke as shit, cuz I gots to get mine!!! Now if my boo was Oprah the story would have a completely different twist. I’d tell you to go “kick rocks” because your $500 a day pales in comparison to the daily allowance my boo boo Oprah would give me.
5) 10 minutes. I was a whore and she was too. We met at a 7-11. Strangely enough, we are still good friends. With regards to the longest question, Brooke, how long did it take me to bag you?
6) I love receiving “brain.” A woman can suck my man meat ALL night if she’s up for the challenge. I equally enjoy “tongue diving” into the inner workings of a woman’s “love box.” I wonder if Oprah gives good “brain?” You know she admitted to being promiscuous in her younger days.
7) Emotional. Only because I’m touched.
8) Is this a SERIOUS question? I think about sex CONSTANTLY. Right now I’m trying to guess Oprah’s favorite position. Is she a missionary woman or does she like it doggie style? Do I have to be gentle or can I be rough and call her a “dirty bitch?”
9) Real talk … I had laugh at me WHILE I was handling business. She really phucked up my ego.
10) I’ll suck on fingers and she can suck my fingers. My fingers will also work wonders on that magic spot.
Just don’t try to stick a finger up my ass. That’s when I get gangsta. Now if Oprah wanted to stick her finger up my ass ……… that's a different story. She can violate me any day. lol
1. Do you suck toes and/or fingers? Do you like it done to you?
>>Haven't done the toes, but I would. Yes, on the fingers. I'd like it done to me :-(
2. If a month before your wedding your partner asked you to sign a prenup, would you? How would you react?
>>These days, you need one. And pre-nups don't have to be only about money. You can put anything in there (i.e.: he must rub my feet everyday) because it's a pre-nuptial "agreement."
3. Could you fall in love with someone you weren't attracted to physically?
>>Doubt it. I need the spark! Then again... how's that working out for me?
4. If starting now you could have $500 a day until you next touched your lover, how long do you think you could avoid physical contact?
>>I'd be rich right now...
5. What is the shortest amount of time it took you to have sex with someone you just met? The longest?
>>Hmmm, maybe like 6 mos. Longest would be a year or a year and some change.
6. Are any of you repulsed by oral sex, but still do it anyway?
>>Nope. I'm awesome. Just sayin.
7. Do you find emotional or physical pain more difficult to handle? For example, would you suffer more by going through life afflicted with severe, recurring migraines, or by having your heart broken again and again?
>>I'm a pro at emotional pain. Kidding. Hmmm, I have to think hard on this one. Is there a surgery for migraines? LOL
8. Roughly how many times do sexual thoughts come into your mind in an average day?
>>How many seconds are there in a...?
9. Name one thing that turns you off during sex - what should someone NOT do to you?
>>Any type of excrement. No thank you.
10. Fingers or no fingers?
>>Oh yeah!
Fury, what the hell are "baby noises?"
Locksmiff, are you tryna make me put my business on Front St? :)
...oh, and let me guess, you like Oprah? :)
I'd be rich too Yolanda :-)
@Tony,
You can gauge if people like anal play from a simple conversation. And if you're gonna do it and ask for forgiveness later, then at least do it GENTLY!!! LOL!!
@Fury,
Really, I'm a dying species?? I know alot of women who secretly don't like to do it but do it to keep their man, which is sad. Its' just not something I enjoy :(
Face F*cking is brutal, those women like to be punished!
@Tony, I'll take 65 degrees over 30degrees in a HOT SECOND!!
I can't stand Oprah. But if she wanted me to hit it, I would. lol
Just think about it. If NAS has to pay Kelis 55k per month, can you imagine how much Oprah would have to pay me just for being her "Baby daddy?" Shit ..... that will be like winning 2 multi-state lotteries.
Oprah, if there is a remote possibility that you are following this blog and you are reading this, call a brutha!!!
damn posted this response and it got deleted...
@Brooke - baby talk. has happened more than once...very very odd.
...and yes your business is taking a walk to FRont St. courtesy of Locksmiff.LOL do tell Locksmiff!
@Jaz- I'd agree that the women that give head to please their man outnumber the women that enjoy the act, but then the women that do it to please their man often enjoy the power of making him quiver and it gets them off too.
BTW, face f#cking doesnt have to be brutal. I'm too big to be pounding on a lady's face. That can cause permanent damage
@Fury
It has been eons since B & I crossed that bridge. So there really isn't any info to put on front street. But since we are all adults ......... Do you want to know why I use the name "Locksmiff?" lol
B should I tell him? Let me rephrase that. Should I tell THEM? cuz everyone is reading. lol
I don't know what "baby talk" is either Brooke. Like, lieterally girgling like a baby?
Uh...I don't konw if we should be sharing like that Locksmiff :)
"face f*cking" = two words.
Gag Reflex :)
@Locksmiff,
Why you tryna tell all Brooke's business!!??
Gentleman never tell.
...or brag on their shit! LOL!!
I'd wait as long as it took to bag Brooke!
@ Stef like "oopsie baby come here bringy me that big ol thingy" ewwww. I aint R Kelly or Shane Sparks or Pleasure P. LOL
Oprah is past child bearing age Locksmiff, so you'd only be able to collect alimony :-)
Shane Sparks??
yeah i didn't know who the fudge he was either. had to look him up when i heard folks talking about him. I dont watch the dancing shows....
http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/18/shane-sparks-child-molestation-arrest-americas-best-dance-crew-so-you-think-you-dance-arrest-video/
No, I know who he is, but never heard anything about him liking little girls...thought he was gay?
Sarcasm, I figured u knew who he was...maybe the victim is a little boy? i dunno. say no to the kids.
Well, the link you posted says it was an underage girl...shame. These people are nuts.
I'm late as all hell. Had a very busy day before I take another week's vacation. But here I go -
1. Do you suck toes and/or fingers? Do you like it done to you?
I may kiss my girl's hand during a moment of tenderness...but I ain't suckin' no fingers or toes naturally! MAYBE if she was making cake and had frosting on the fingers - but that's IT...
2. If a month before your wedding your partner asked you to sign a prenup, would you? How would you react?
I agree with Locksmiff. Depends on who it is and why they waited a month beforehand. I tend to think I would, though...
3. Could you fall in love with someone you weren't attracted to physically?
I guess it's possible...but I don't think I could.
4. If starting now you could have $500 a day until you next touched your lover, how long do you think you could avoid physical contact?
One year. That's over 180,000 dollars. Yeah...I could wait for that much. It'd have to be tax-free, of course.
5. What is the shortest amount of time it took you to have sex with someone you just met? The longest?
10 minutes (a club, talking ish back and forth, and a closed off VIP section when I was younger were involved)...and a full year for a woman who was soooo worth the wait.
6. Are any of you repulsed by oral sex, but still do it anyway?
I'm not repulsed...but it ain't my thing. Funny thing is, I've been told I'm SUPERB at it...like, teach a class superb. I'll do it for someone I truly care for, but I'm not into it like that.
7. Do you find emotional or physical pain more difficult to handle? For example, would you suffer more by going through life afflicted with severe, recurring migraines, or by having your heart broken again and again?
I'd go through life with the broken heart. I'm built to deal with emotional pain...very few people I've ever met can deal with as much as I've dealt with in my life.
8. Roughly how many times do sexual thoughts come into your mind in an average day?
Immeasurable.
9. Name one thing that turns you off during sex - what should someone NOT do to you?
Anything involving poop or piss is disgusting. And I don't get down with ANYTHING anal.
10. Fingers or no fingers?
I'm an expert in the use of my fingers. If we doin' doggy, watch out for the pinky around the front, girl...lmao!
That Shane Sparks story is insane. But as I said to someone else - everyone is innocent until proven guilty, at least in theory.
uh..Brooke. Where are your answers?
okay...fine :)
1. I don't have a problem sucking fingers, or having it done to me. I've never sucked toes, but I've had my sucked and I must admit, it was a tingly electric shock :) If done correctly where it doesn't tickle, instant puddle. Go figure.
2. I'd sign a prenup depending on what the terms are. I'd also wonder why it took so long, but it would be detailed discussion before I signed.
3. I'm sure it's possible, but it's never happened to me.
4. Hard one, but it would be 100 days minimum...and then if I made it fine to that time, I'd keep going. A year might be possible, but hard. No debt though!
5. Shortest? couple days Longest? over a year.
6. I'm not repulsed by it, I enjoy it if I get the right reaction :)
7. Depends on what kind of physical pain we're talking about. I get migraines and cramps already, and I deal with it. But I've gotten pretty good at dealing with emotional pain too as far as heartbreak is concerned - so this is a toss-up. Emotional pain would probably be harder though if we're talking about loved ones.
8. Depends on the day, and time of month. Around Flo's visit, I think about sex all day long. But a week or so after she's gone, it's not that deep. I've gone days at a time where sex never entered my mind...and then days at a time where that's all I think about.
9. Hmmm...I have a bit of a list with this question - agreed to excrement of any kind, but I don't think of that as a real answer considering I'd probably never encounter anything like that. Not a fan of JABBING fingers, don't push my head anywhere - I don't need the help or encouragement. No spit in my ears and please don't pinch or bite my nipples...I'm very sensitive there and it hurts!
10. Not usually a fan of fingers, but if you know how to work them (ie: with your mouth usually) and massage the right spot, you might get splashed on :)
oh my...
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