tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post7643863784533337359..comments2024-02-02T01:18:39.737-05:00Comments on Brookey's Cafe Blog: Brookey's TGIF Sexy Survey!Brookehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comBlogger45125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-47471415522669531802009-12-18T18:25:25.791-05:002009-12-18T18:25:25.791-05:00oh my...oh my...The Cable Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-84481625340251494752009-12-18T18:22:35.069-05:002009-12-18T18:22:35.069-05:00okay...fine :)
1. I don't have a problem suck...okay...fine :)<br /><br />1. I don't have a problem sucking fingers, or having it done to me. I've never sucked toes, but I've had my sucked and I must admit, it was a tingly electric shock :) If done correctly where it doesn't tickle, instant puddle. Go figure.<br /><br />2. I'd sign a prenup depending on what the terms are. I'd also wonder why it took so long, but it would be detailed discussion before I signed.<br /><br />3. I'm sure it's possible, but it's never happened to me.<br /><br />4. Hard one, but it would be 100 days minimum...and then if I made it fine to that time, I'd keep going. A year might be possible, but hard. No debt though!<br /><br />5. Shortest? couple days Longest? over a year.<br /><br />6. I'm not repulsed by it, I enjoy it if I get the right reaction :)<br /><br />7. Depends on what kind of physical pain we're talking about. I get migraines and cramps already, and I deal with it. But I've gotten pretty good at dealing with emotional pain too as far as heartbreak is concerned - so this is a toss-up. Emotional pain would probably be harder though if we're talking about loved ones.<br /><br />8. Depends on the day, and time of month. Around Flo's visit, I think about sex all day long. But a week or so after she's gone, it's not that deep. I've gone days at a time where sex never entered my mind...and then days at a time where that's all I think about.<br /><br />9. Hmmm...I have a bit of a list with this question - agreed to excrement of any kind, but I don't think of that as a real answer considering I'd probably never encounter anything like that. Not a fan of JABBING fingers, don't push my head anywhere - I don't need the help or encouragement. No spit in my ears and please don't pinch or bite my nipples...I'm very sensitive there and it hurts!<br /><br />10. Not usually a fan of fingers, but if you know how to work them (ie: with your mouth usually) and massage the right spot, you might get splashed on :)Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-86359917697740921702009-12-18T18:08:39.773-05:002009-12-18T18:08:39.773-05:00uh..Brooke. Where are your answers?uh..Brooke. Where are your answers?The Cable Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-71026618298936522842009-12-18T18:02:45.108-05:002009-12-18T18:02:45.108-05:00I'm late as all hell. Had a very busy day befo...I'm late as all hell. Had a very busy day before I take another week's vacation. But here I go - <br /><br />1. Do you suck toes and/or fingers? Do you like it done to you?<br /><br />I may kiss my girl's hand during a moment of tenderness...but I ain't suckin' no fingers or toes naturally! MAYBE if she was making cake and had frosting on the fingers - but that's IT...<br /><br /><br />2. If a month before your wedding your partner asked you to sign a prenup, would you? How would you react?<br /><br />I agree with Locksmiff. Depends on who it is and why they waited a month beforehand. I tend to think I would, though...<br /><br /><br />3. Could you fall in love with someone you weren't attracted to physically?<br /><br />I guess it's possible...but I don't think I could.<br /><br /><br />4. If starting now you could have $500 a day until you next touched your lover, how long do you think you could avoid physical contact?<br /><br />One year. That's over 180,000 dollars. Yeah...I could wait for that much. It'd have to be tax-free, of course.<br /><br /><br />5. What is the shortest amount of time it took you to have sex with someone you just met? The longest?<br /><br />10 minutes (a club, talking ish back and forth, and a closed off VIP section when I was younger were involved)...and a full year for a woman who was soooo worth the wait. <br /><br /><br />6. Are any of you repulsed by oral sex, but still do it anyway?<br /><br />I'm not repulsed...but it ain't my thing. Funny thing is, I've been told I'm SUPERB at it...like, teach a class superb. I'll do it for someone I truly care for, but I'm not into it like that. <br /><br /><br />7. Do you find emotional or physical pain more difficult to handle? For example, would you suffer more by going through life afflicted with severe, recurring migraines, or by having your heart broken again and again?<br /><br />I'd go through life with the broken heart. I'm built to deal with emotional pain...very few people I've ever met can deal with as much as I've dealt with in my life. <br /><br /><br />8. Roughly how many times do sexual thoughts come into your mind in an average day?<br /><br />Immeasurable. <br /><br /><br />9. Name one thing that turns you off during sex - what should someone NOT do to you?<br /><br />Anything involving poop or piss is disgusting. And I don't get down with ANYTHING anal. <br /><br /><br />10. Fingers or no fingers?<br /><br />I'm an expert in the use of my fingers. If we doin' doggy, watch out for the pinky around the front, girl...lmao!<br /><br /><br />That Shane Sparks story is insane. But as I said to someone else - everyone is innocent until proven guilty, at least in theory.Rameernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-1609391478516775122009-12-18T17:31:28.076-05:002009-12-18T17:31:28.076-05:00Well, the link you posted says it was an underage ...Well, the link you posted says it was an underage girl...shame. These people are nuts.Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-37888466617988518632009-12-18T17:02:03.568-05:002009-12-18T17:02:03.568-05:00Sarcasm, I figured u knew who he was...maybe the v...Sarcasm, I figured u knew who he was...maybe the victim is a little boy? i dunno. say no to the kids.The Furyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16145614924246887651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-49002930093022164082009-12-18T16:54:27.377-05:002009-12-18T16:54:27.377-05:00No, I know who he is, but never heard anything abo...No, I know who he is, but never heard anything about him liking little girls...thought he was gay?Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-22532922845954770012009-12-18T16:48:42.050-05:002009-12-18T16:48:42.050-05:00yeah i didn't know who the fudge he was either...yeah i didn't know who the fudge he was either. had to look him up when i heard folks talking about him. I dont watch the dancing shows....<br /><br />http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/18/shane-sparks-child-molestation-arrest-americas-best-dance-crew-so-you-think-you-dance-arrest-video/The Furyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16145614924246887651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-59004479348319152012009-12-18T16:46:04.711-05:002009-12-18T16:46:04.711-05:00Shane Sparks??Shane Sparks??Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-91079023339044566282009-12-18T16:45:21.075-05:002009-12-18T16:45:21.075-05:00Oprah is past child bearing age Locksmiff, so you&...Oprah is past child bearing age Locksmiff, so you'd only be able to collect alimony :-)Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-91716657464963753572009-12-18T16:45:14.933-05:002009-12-18T16:45:14.933-05:00@ Stef like "oopsie baby come here bringy me ...@ Stef like "oopsie baby come here bringy me that big ol thingy" ewwww. I aint R Kelly or Shane Sparks or Pleasure P. LOLThe Furyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16145614924246887651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-63503583144491223542009-12-18T16:44:26.383-05:002009-12-18T16:44:26.383-05:00...or brag on their shit! LOL!!
I'd wait as l......or brag on their shit! LOL!!<br /><br />I'd wait as long as it took to bag Brooke!The Cable Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-9808236003052540802009-12-18T16:42:42.146-05:002009-12-18T16:42:42.146-05:00Gentleman never tell.Gentleman never tell.Jaynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-65059041417727117462009-12-18T16:42:17.390-05:002009-12-18T16:42:17.390-05:00@Locksmiff,
Why you tryna tell all Brooke's b...@Locksmiff,<br /><br />Why you tryna tell all Brooke's business!!??Stefnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-55134500009789229812009-12-18T16:41:48.948-05:002009-12-18T16:41:48.948-05:00"face f*cking" = two words.
Gag Reflex ..."face f*cking" = two words.<br /><br />Gag Reflex :)Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-62128854728677652142009-12-18T16:40:59.494-05:002009-12-18T16:40:59.494-05:00Uh...I don't konw if we should be sharing like...Uh...I don't konw if we should be sharing like that Locksmiff :)Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-43499086488938084972009-12-18T16:40:09.800-05:002009-12-18T16:40:09.800-05:00I don't know what "baby talk" is eit...I don't know what "baby talk" is either Brooke. Like, lieterally girgling like a baby?Stefnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-34934646984556470012009-12-18T16:29:39.381-05:002009-12-18T16:29:39.381-05:00@Fury
It has been eons since B & I crossed th...@Fury<br /><br />It has been eons since B & I crossed that bridge. So there really isn't any info to put on front street. But since we are all adults ......... Do you want to know why I use the name "Locksmiff?" lol<br /><br />B should I tell him? Let me rephrase that. Should I tell THEM? cuz everyone is reading. lolLockSmiffnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-10982825449049525982009-12-18T16:19:36.279-05:002009-12-18T16:19:36.279-05:00damn posted this response and it got deleted...
@...damn posted this response and it got deleted...<br /><br />@Brooke - baby talk. has happened more than once...very very odd.<br /><br />...and yes your business is taking a walk to FRont St. courtesy of Locksmiff.LOL do tell Locksmiff!<br /><br />@Jaz- I'd agree that the women that give head to please their man outnumber the women that enjoy the act, but then the women that do it to please their man often enjoy the power of making him quiver and it gets them off too.<br /><br />BTW, face f#cking doesnt have to be brutal. I'm too big to be pounding on a lady's face. That can cause permanent damageThe Furyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16145614924246887651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-31169513551103709732009-12-18T16:14:47.020-05:002009-12-18T16:14:47.020-05:00I can't stand Oprah. But if she wanted me to ...I can't stand Oprah. But if she wanted me to hit it, I would. lol<br /><br />Just think about it. If NAS has to pay Kelis 55k per month, can you imagine how much Oprah would have to pay me just for being her "Baby daddy?" Shit ..... that will be like winning 2 multi-state lotteries. <br /><br />Oprah, if there is a remote possibility that you are following this blog and you are reading this, call a brutha!!!LockSmiffnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-18192509439528923532009-12-18T16:09:46.917-05:002009-12-18T16:09:46.917-05:00@Fury,
Really, I'm a dying species?? I know a...@Fury,<br /><br />Really, I'm a dying species?? I know alot of women who secretly don't like to do it but do it to keep their man, which is sad. Its' just not something I enjoy :(<br /><br />Face F*cking is brutal, those women like to be punished!<br /><br />@Tony, I'll take 65 degrees over 30degrees in a HOT SECOND!!Jaznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-81128464722898322212009-12-18T16:08:03.807-05:002009-12-18T16:08:03.807-05:00@Tony,
You can gauge if people like anal play fro...@Tony,<br /><br />You can gauge if people like anal play from a simple conversation. And if you're gonna do it and ask for forgiveness later, then at least do it GENTLY!!! LOL!!Stefnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-40496722892872483912009-12-18T15:57:12.371-05:002009-12-18T15:57:12.371-05:00Fury, what the hell are "baby noises?"
...Fury, what the hell are "baby noises?"<br /><br />Locksmiff, are you tryna make me put my business on Front St? :)<br /><br />...oh, and let me guess, you like Oprah? :)<br /><br />I'd be rich too Yolanda :-)Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-2437298041835306152009-12-18T15:28:03.566-05:002009-12-18T15:28:03.566-05:001. Do you suck toes and/or fingers? Do you like it...1. Do you suck toes and/or fingers? Do you like it done to you?<br /><br />>>Haven't done the toes, but I would. Yes, on the fingers. I'd like it done to me :-(<br /><br />2. If a month before your wedding your partner asked you to sign a prenup, would you? How would you react?<br /><br />>>These days, you need one. And pre-nups don't have to be only about money. You can put anything in there (i.e.: he must rub my feet everyday) because it's a pre-nuptial "agreement."<br /><br />3. Could you fall in love with someone you weren't attracted to physically?<br /><br />>>Doubt it. I need the spark! Then again... how's that working out for me?<br /><br />4. If starting now you could have $500 a day until you next touched your lover, how long do you think you could avoid physical contact?<br /><br />>>I'd be rich right now... <br /><br />5. What is the shortest amount of time it took you to have sex with someone you just met? The longest?<br /><br />>>Hmmm, maybe like 6 mos. Longest would be a year or a year and some change.<br /><br />6. Are any of you repulsed by oral sex, but still do it anyway?<br /><br />>>Nope. I'm awesome. Just sayin.<br /><br />7. Do you find emotional or physical pain more difficult to handle? For example, would you suffer more by going through life afflicted with severe, recurring migraines, or by having your heart broken again and again?<br /><br />>>I'm a pro at emotional pain. Kidding. Hmmm, I have to think hard on this one. Is there a surgery for migraines? LOL<br /><br />8. Roughly how many times do sexual thoughts come into your mind in an average day?<br /><br />>>How many seconds are there in a...? <br /><br />9. Name one thing that turns you off during sex - what should someone NOT do to you?<br /><br />>>Any type of excrement. No thank you.<br /><br />10. Fingers or no fingers?<br /><br />>>Oh yeah!Yolandahttp://lawitchesbrew.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-43622017069924293102009-12-18T15:11:14.408-05:002009-12-18T15:11:14.408-05:001) I’ll suck the nail polish off nice manicured ha...1) I’ll suck the nail polish off nice manicured hands and well pedicured feet. <br />2) This question is really subjective. Because I would only sign a prenup depending on who my partner is For instance, what if my partner was Oprah and she wanted me to sign on the dotted line? HELL YEAH I would do it!! Why? Because I know I would be “RICH BITCH!!!!” I’d act just like Dave Chappelle when he did that skit about him knocking Oprah up!!!! Hilarious. http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=11916&title=dave-gets-oprah-pregnant<br />3) If her money is LOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG like Oprah and we have some form of mental stimulation, we are cool. I’ll just be like El Tigre’ and have about a dozen or so side pieces. ;-)<br />4) I’d be broke as shit, cuz I gots to get mine!!! Now if my boo was Oprah the story would have a completely different twist. I’d tell you to go “kick rocks” because your $500 a day pales in comparison to the daily allowance my boo boo Oprah would give me. <br />5) 10 minutes. I was a whore and she was too. We met at a 7-11. Strangely enough, we are still good friends. With regards to the longest question, Brooke, how long did it take me to bag you?<br />6) I love receiving “brain.” A woman can suck my man meat ALL night if she’s up for the challenge. I equally enjoy “tongue diving” into the inner workings of a woman’s “love box.” I wonder if Oprah gives good “brain?” You know she admitted to being promiscuous in her younger days. <br />7) Emotional. Only because I’m touched.<br />8) Is this a SERIOUS question? I think about sex CONSTANTLY. Right now I’m trying to guess Oprah’s favorite position. Is she a missionary woman or does she like it doggie style? Do I have to be gentle or can I be rough and call her a “dirty bitch?”<br />9) Real talk … I had laugh at me WHILE I was handling business. She really phucked up my ego.<br />10) I’ll suck on fingers and she can suck my fingers. My fingers will also work wonders on that magic spot. <br /><br />Just don’t try to stick a finger up my ass. That’s when I get gangsta. Now if Oprah wanted to stick her finger up my ass ……… that's a different story. She can violate me any day. lolLockSmiffnoreply@blogger.com