Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Phone Sext

Happy Hump Day!

I hope you all on the east coast are dealing well with the snow. Personally, I'm over it. Spring time and warm breezes can't come soon enough if you ask me. Oh well, I'm at work...such is life.

As I was getting ready to brave the elements this morning, I was listening to the radio and the "Flashing Lights" feature they have on Hot 97. Kate Fox was reporting that San Antonio Spurs player George Hill has some interesting photos of his man-meat all over TheDirty.com. He sent these pics via text, and now his bidness is all over the internet.

Lawyers for the Spurs wanted the pics removed immediately, but the suits at TheDirty.com fired back saying basically..."tough noogies!" So the pics remain. You know I had to go see for myself what all the fuss was about. ;-)

They don't show his pretty lil wee-wee, although the rest of him looks pretty impressive. Hey, I'm not mad at him, and if the "hearts" they have covering his stuff are any indication of exactly what he's working with, then GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY! That's all I gotta say about that!

I see nothing wrong with "sexting." I'm all for being creative, fun and naughty with technology - and we're all grown right? Now the key word here is "grown." I don't think teenagers should be doing it - even though they ARE doing it in record numbers. The laws regarding teen "porn" and "sexting" are a bit fuzzy, but with pedophiles out there, you can't be too careful. Hopefully "sexting' is all they're doing...and not the actual DEED.

But I digress...

Now, like I said, if you're grown, then sending your boo a nipple shot here or a cock shot there isn't hurting anyone...unless that shot ends up in the wrong hands. And in George's case, I'm sure he didn't think his thing-thing would end up on the internet.

Sexting has become the new "phone sex." Why put your desires into words when a picture is worth a thousand of them? And if you're in a long distance relationship, or your partner travels a lot, then sometimes you have to think of new ways to keep that spark. Nothing is better than the sound of your phone going off telling you you have a text-message upon touching down at your destination...only to open it to find some flesh staring back at you. (Not that I'd know or anything ;-)

I just think people should be a bit more selective with who they "sext." Some men (and women) are ad-DICK-ted to sending flicks of their private parts - so much so that I could probably showcase my own dick gallery...if I had kept them all that is. Lucky for those menzes, I deleted photos of penises that I'm not actively engaged with :-) But others might not be so lucky.

If you're gonna send nekkid pics, then be careful...that's all I'm saying. If you want to be Oprah and/or rule the world one day, make sure no one can track those pics back to you - or at the very least, don't show your face! You don't want those pics coming back to bite you in the ass.

And if you're out there doing dirt, then you REALLY shouldn't be sending any skin flicks via email or text. It's called evidence, and a man or woman scorned...or worse, someone looking to get paid...will gladly sell them to the highest bidder or put your sh*t on blast.

Otherwise, have fun with it! The quickest way to put a twinkle in someone's eye is to send them a nice, sexy, unexpected text of you in a thong, or nothing at all. It'll leave a lasting impression, and leave them aching...and you can finish "the do" later where your phone left off ;-)

-b

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

First bitches

AH said...

FIRST B*TCHES!!!!!

Yolanda said...

How you 'gonbe FIRST AND ANONYMOUS? LOL.

Anyway, NEVER sext with your face!!! Body parts only. That's like rule number 1.

People are crazy. Plus, no one wants to see your face in a sext anyway...that's the whole point.

AH said...

Dayum!!!!! LOL!

A said...

It's funny....actually it's not.....my ex decided to Sext me with photo on Christmas Day. Me being me....laughed and let him entertain himself. My complete and utter shock was the photo. He knew is his right mind, I'd never reciprocate as I have trust issues that something like this would end up in the wrong hands. So I brought up the fact like...wow, you REALLY sent this to me....and he said he trusted me. For several days after, he inquired if I looked often and how did it make me feel. Now...mind you...this is a man I've been heart broken over for almost the entire year....who re-entered my life around Thanksgiving. Cant lie....I started wondering if he was trying to come back for good...but low and behold, New Years Day he's "in a relationship" on FB. I've had to pray deep on guidance as I wanted to expose him but I've made peace. Hence, if we can't say it verbally, it just won't be said/done.

Brooke said...

oh wow, that's deep.

Just keeping it movin' A - not worth it!

@Yolanda,

You're right - who cares about your face in a sext?

Anonymous AND first?? that doesn't count! LOL!

Jay said...

Brooke! Poor baby at work. Booo!

Your boy G Hill got caught out there man. I feel like if you're a celebrity or in the public eye, then why are you sending your man parts out (as B would say) "all willy nilly"?

I think I'm more mad at the part where he says he's a "fast cum."

Dude, really? Don't put that mess out there! Nowadays, text and email are not sacred, and don't put anything out there that you wouldn't want plastered on the front page of a newspaper the next day...or at least that someone can prove it's YOU!

Stef said...

I just checked out George Hill's pics - NOT BAD!! LOL!!

Nice body! I find that most men have no problem sending dick shots out there. I've received my share - and I didn't ask for them! Men just seem to like to send their erect penises to my phone!

It's sexy on one hand, but can be creepy on another. If we're not already having sex, then keep that shit to yourself. I don't need to see what you're working with before we do it, I'll find out soon enough. I realize that's why they might be sending a pic of it, so that you WANT to have sex with them if they're well endowed - but there's a fine line and you may just be coming off as a perv.

And I don't send pics out of any part of myself ever. I dont' care if you call me a prude, no one is catching me out there like that. Sorry!

Jaz said...

I've done my share of "sexting" but it's always with a boyfriend, and after we've been together for a long, LONG time. There has to be a trust factor there...and I never include my face. Like Yolanda said, that's rule #1!

But Stef is right - I find that men LOVE to send pics of their d*cks to women just to try to get us aroused. But men, be careful and make sure you know what you're sending. I've had dudes send me pics of their d*cks, and I won't be able to tell if its erect or not! If you ain't packing, then don't send it...and if you do, make sure it's REALLY erect so that it looks like something! LOL!

Stef said...

LMAO!!!

@Jaz, you ain't neva lied!

OMG!!! I've gotten pics of dicks and their shit was so small I could barely see it!

It's like "ummmm, what is THAT?" LOL!!

Brooke said...

you two are funny...:)

and if you're gonna send a d*ck shot, then "manscape" first :-) It shouldn't be hiding behind bushes. Doesn't have to be bare, but edged up nicely will do..jus sayin :)

DMoe said...

Interesting blog B.

I tend to think basic on this one: If she wants one - (and we're cool on that level) - i'll snap something here and there to keep things spicy.

However, my face and my Roscoe will never be present in the same photo. Ever. Roscoe's identity should never be revealed.

Not that i'll ever consider a run for Senate, but its just hard to put that out there to me.

Pics are great to look at and then delete. That's it.

DMoe

Brooke said...

"Roscoe"? LOL!!

Anyone else have a name for "it" they'd like to share - male OR female?

Jay said...

"Mr. Jingles"

Don't ask...and don't laugh! LOL!

Rameer The Circumstance said...

Mine was dubbed "Snickers". It REALLY SATISFIES YOU, and if you really look at a Snickers - it LOOKS like a Black man's penis, only square at the ends. It got veins and all...lmao!

Joint even got NUTS...and "creamy nougat"...

I can't speak for other men...but I have NEVER sent nor wanted to send pics of myself to a woman. I've even had some ask - NOPE. You wanna see, I'll come over, or you just better remember from the last time you saw. I can't understand why a guy would WANT to send d**k pics, I really don't.

But then again - I don't much like pictures. Even though there's a gazillion of me on FB...lolz.

Brooke said...

Mr. Jingles?

Snickers?

LOL!!

too cute! :-)

Yolanda said...

Mr. Jingles? I'm sorry but I did really laugh out loud at that. I'd love to know the story.

Can't say I have a nickname for it, but it has been called Sunshine before.

Brooke said...

Yes, I've had some interesting names for it, including Sunshine. That damn Harlem Nights!

But I think Mr. Jingles takes the cake!

Jay said...

Sorry Yolanda, can't share that story..at least not here on the blog. But that name has since been retired. I'm open to someone giving him a new name though, but Mr. Jingles is in the past!

Stef said...

Roscoe?? Mr. Jingles?? Snickers???

Some cute names, I must say :)

I've gotten the Sunshines too, but the funniest one was "Lady Pearl." LOL!

Annamaria said...

@A: Since you had to find out about dude being "in a relationship" via Facebook then you should have put his "pic" on FB!!!! :) And then Tagged him!!! :)
I'm just saying....he took the risk. He should be prepared to deal with whatever u choose to do with the pic....

Rameer The Circumstance said...

Lmbao! Never heard "Lady Pearl" - that's original!!

Stef said...

@Annamaria,

I was thinking the same thing, but I can be a spiteful bitch ;)

but your right, once that pic goes out into cyberspace, its up for grabs, and there's no telling where it'll end up, so I don't take pics like that, no matter WHO asks!

Yes, Rameer..."Lady Pearl." I actually quite like that name :)

ArrElle said...

@Brooke

Nickname is "Kitty Kat" just sayin...

Hay ain't nuttin wrong with sext, you won't see my face therefore when I do become big time you can't pen the pic of "Kitty Kat" on me why I will deny everything for sure

Brooke said...

@ArrElle,

Miss Kitty is a popular name :-)

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