Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Happy Hump Day!
Speaking of humping, what would you do if you caught your boo gettin' busy with someone else? I mean, ass all in the air, red handed?
Has that ever happened to you? If so, how did you handle it?
It's not TMI Tuesday, but I wanna hear all the details anyway - go!
-b
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FIRST BEEECHES!
I'd act like a lady first and cut later :-)
LMAO!!!
They'd both be DEAD!!!
No idea. It's never happened and I can't imagine it ever happening. Chances are I'd do something to shock them out of their fuckin like throw a towel on the bed and say "I think she'd had enough" then walk out without a word. leave. Gone. Let them think about when or if I'm coming back with the burner.
I would pull out my phone take a picture & email it my Divorce attorney aka sister wife A.L. Greene, Esq... She's awesome ya'll... :-)
I wish I could say I'd be that cool Fury, but I think my rage would take over and dude would be fucked up. No questions, no talking. Just beatdown.
As for her, I don't put hands on women, but I might choke a bitch out.
Either that or I would tap Powerz on the shoulder, say are you out of your fucking mind, and then yell Ruuuunnnnnnnn...lol. and then I would call my lawyer/sister wife.. :-)
See I'm not saying I wouldn't me mad and want to do some violence, but I don't want to do life for something like that. I wouldn't want to beat the guy up because it's not his relationship to cheat on (unless I knew him) so she'd have to get the brunt of the choke out and then I'm going to jail.
@Annamaria - good idea for the married folks. click and straight to the attorney..and then maybe the web...
If I was married, I'd do what Annamaria said, take pics for the proof for the lawyer. But if he's my boyfriend, he gets f*cked up. ESPECIALLY if it's in MY bed!
I don't think a jury would convict me. It's a crime of passion!
No body no murder... Nuff said...
This has actually happened to me. I'm not married, so I didn't need to take pics or video, although I'm not sure I would have had the presence of mind to do that.
I actually caught his ass having sex with a girl I knew casually IN HIS CAR. She was riding him in the back seat as I pulled up. He saw my car lights and threw her off of him. I just looked for a second stunned and then drove off. He was trying to pull up his pants and chase me down the street. Loser.
I'm scared of Annamaria :-)
Damn Court!
@Stef.... You shouldn't be scared of me... BUT Powerz should. :-)
You know where to hide bodies! I'm skerred!
@courtney - Wow...wait. Why the hell were they in the car some place where you could roll up? I have so many questions. But I'm happy you drove away and didn't crash your car into them
@Stef.... NOoooooo... YOU NEVER HIDE BODIES BECAUSE THEY CAN ALWAYS BE FOUND... LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENING IN LI RIGHT NOW. One chick goes missing & they dig up 10 bodies.. Don't take that risk. There should just be no body to find... :-)
@Fury,
He was in front of his own house!!!
I came over to check on him cuz he said he was sick, and he was in the car screwin' this broad. I have no idea why he didn't just take her inside. I mean, he had a roommate at the time, but so what??
just stupid. I never spoke to him after that again.
Okay, now I'm really scared. Now she's talking about burning up people, or chopping them into little bits!
@Stef... Chopping them up... NOPE too messy... Burning them up.. Suspicious fires in the hood draw too much attention... NOPE.... :-)
@Courtney - yeah that's an idiotic choice. I guess one thing led to another and then...yikes
Powerz had better be taking notes and writing a secret letter that can be found in case of his disappearance.
Well, never happen but there was this one time a call went unanswered several times and somehow I ended up at her front door (in a different boro)wondering why she didn't pick up.....she married me anyway
You think she is bad....unfortunately I have no pre meditated plan so personally I don't know the outcome. I do have a samurai sword in my basement. I wonder if, while blacked out, I make it there and back...who knows
anywho....yeah, A-Buzz is something special!
There was a movie (I think it was She's Hate Me) where dude walked in while his girl was getting it crazy by the next CHICK! He went bananas! I always wonder how I would react?????? LOL
Yes I married my stalker.. LMFAO.. I felt like I kinda didn't have a choice cuz he would do crazy stuff like SHOW UP if I didn't answer my phone.. LOL
I think A-buzz and Powerz are made for each other :)
@Stef...why cuz we both are complete nutcases??? LMFAO
Powerz has a samurai sword in his basement? shows up unannounced?
Is this the same dude we take financial advice from? LMAO!!!
@Annamaria,
YES!!!
You don't have to worry about catching him and killing him, cuz he's too busy stalking YOUR ass! LMAO!!!!!
@Cable Guy... YES this is the SAME dude you guys are taking financial advice from.. LMFAO.. Now who's crazy???Nah he is actually good in the business sense.. even though he's got some mental illness.. LOL And yes he has a samurai sword. He had it shipped to NY...
@ Stef...good point! LOL
I'd take financial advice from a crazed stalker with a samuari sword! It shows he's detailed, committed and disciplined!
No lie if I caught my woman with another woman I'd throw my dick in the ring like "hey...these are the rules..."
The crazy part is Powerz is detailed, committed and disciplined!
LMFAO... I give up. LOL
@Fury - That is my favorite scene in the movie! I was yelling at the TV like "Yo dude, stop beefing and get in there!"
Detailed....Disciplined...Committed...pretty much explains me perfectly. And VERY patient! That is the scary part.......
I had to have the damn thing shipped cuz I doubt they would let me on the plane with it!
My best man is literally a Master in martial Arts. I can take it out, perform 5 deadly strikes and replace without taking my eyes off the victim! It's crazy!
For my last comment...."That's what HE said" LMAO
somehow I knew this conversation would go left.... :-)
The minute you sent the link to my husband/stalker.... LMFAO
I would cut his ass too short to sh*t!!!!
I would cut his ass too short to sh*t!!!!
I missed this one... its happened to me. Caught my man red handed with another female in bed.. It wasnt pretty at all I can say.. he begged for my forgiveness and to please give him another chance ...It was over for me.. and he pleaded and pleaded...and I decided to give him another chance.. It was more so that she didnt think she could actually have him, becuz i spared the heffer and didnt whoop her azz like I sometimes which I did, but i remained a lady of class and went of on him.. BUT she claim to did not know about me and but it didnt make a difference cuz she was still callin after I caught them whining and crying to him that she wanted be with him.. I guess she thought it would be over with me and him and then she and him could ride off into the sunset...WRONG!! but come to find out she was schemeing her damn self on her dude she claimed to not of been with. So my dude told her he wasnt EVER leaving me for her regaurdless. So every since then it was TOUGH to get pass for me aint gonna lie but he has really worked REALLY hard to make it up to me and earn my trust again... and that take time... but over all we are happy now. and he goes the extra mile to make sure Im okay emotionally to let me no theres no secrets...
At first you expereince shock and then the anger and then the sadness comes ( thats the worst part).. I cried everyday for months and then I had to ask my higher power to give me strength. You just take it one day at a time. Thats all you can do.. Its an image that stains you mind forever. and theres nothing anyone can do to change it.. Its more embarassing for them that it is you.. Becuase you cant really repair that.. Seeing is believing thats for sure.. You cant back out of that and say it didint happen... But I defintiely learned from the situaton. And If I smell any other signs of infidelity or deceit in any way IM OUT!!! I truly know my worth and will value it and never put up with no more non sense EVER, life is too short for that. And I love my life
You never know how your going to react until you in the situation. Because what you say now can be the total opposite later.. So many things run thru your mind. Do you really want to beat them down, is it worth going to jail if they call the police, is it worth your energy and sanity to go ballastic on them.. In all you want to do the right thing that works for you. Not everyone handles the situation the same.. If your a wildone you prolly dont care about going to jail. but its gonna cost YOU in the long run , bail, court cost, etc.. Yea you go to jail and him and her back kickin it while you locked so that can pick up maybe where they left off depending on the kind of guy or gal you have if they have a conscious.
Even after all the forgivenss is done.. you never look at them them same. Never!!... And the trust never completely comes back 100%.. NEVER. unfortunately.
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