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Happy New Year, Feliz Ano Nuevo and all that good stuff!

I couldn't think of a better way to open 2012 than with a TMI Tuesday blog from who else? The FURY!!! He's back, and freakier than ever...and if my dad is reading this, just remember, I DIDN'T WRITE THIS! LOL!

Skype Was Built For Freaky Stuff...by The Fury

"What's your Skype name?"

Uh oh.

I knew with that simple query things were going to get interesting. The only reason for someone to ask for your Skype on social media is to do something freaky. I responded to the Twitter direct message and asked why?

"Be around in about an hour," Fire responded. Fire was a social media friend. One who had never seen my face. She was a mutual friend of my close friend Phoenix (who had seen more than just my face).

Ummm.

In about an hour an half I was expecting friends over…

I never log on Skype. I only have the account name so no one else occupies it. After 738292719202 attempts at my login info, then the password change process, then angling the camera away from my face, I finally logged on.

Phoenix greeted me on the other side.

"Whassup Fury!?" she smiled.

"Whassup," I responded tentatively as Fire brought her face into view with a giggle.

I explained I was expecting company. They said they wanted to show me something. Immediately Fire put her mouth on Phoenix's. Their tongues swirled around each others. I perked up immediately ;-)

Fire did not waste time. Her lips slid down Phoenix's neck with moaned approval. Within moments, Fire's mouth licked and sucked Phoenix's beautiful DDDs. The erect cocoa nipples lit a fire in me. I wanted to jump through the computer screen. The only word I could muster was…

"Oh."

"Tell us what to do Fury," Phoenix looked at me with a smile.

I was perfectly happy with the view, but I encouraged them to take things further. Soon Fire was topless and Phoenix returned the favor.

Then my bell rang.

"Be right back," I whispered. I pressed mute on the computer and placed my gmail screen over it in case someone wandered into my office.

I welcomed my guests, got them settled in front of the television with drinks and excused myself momentarily. "Sorry…still on a conference call."

Back in the office with door closed, I plugged in my headphones and a mic so I could hear and be heard without the guests knowing the true tone of the conference. I dropped the gmail screen and….

Fire was naked and moaning. Phoenix was sucking at her breasts…apparently very well. She too was naked. Golden brown skin, tits, tattoos and ass were live on my screen.

"That's what I like to see…," I said into the mic.

The two of them popped up.

"Welcome back, Fury." Phoenix smiled like a Cheshire cat.

"No fair. Fire is getting all of the play here. Shouldn't you be doing something too?"

"Should I?" Fire asked.

"Yes. Right now," I commanded.

Fire was a newbie to bisexual relations. It didn't stop her from following instructions. Phoenix was taken aback when Fire pushed her down and buried her face between her legs. The moans erupted into my headphones. I couldn't see much but Fire's head planted between Phoenix's spread legs. Then Phoenix's head popped up. She winked at me, moaned and grabbed the back of Fire's head as she felt her velvet tongue on her pleasure center.

"Fury!? What channel is ESPN?" a voice shouted.

I ran to my living room concealing my erection.

"Anybody ever Skype?" I asked my friends.

A string of No's erupted.

"One time I worked from home and my boss asked me to Skype into a meeting, but that shit is basically for freaks I think," my friend laughed.

"Are you Skyping into a meeting right now? Let me go act like you and see if they notice," another said.

"NO!" I shouted. "Almost done. Be right back."

The gmail screen dropped and I was welcomed by a close up of Phoenix's lady parts being digitally manipulated by Fire's deft fingers. The moans were loud. The squishy wet sound of arousal danced in my ears. Their two golden brown bodies writhed. Asses jiggled, breasts bounced, my mouth watered.

"Like that.... " I surprised them with my return. "Faster. Don't stop," I instructed.

Fire obliged.

"Use your mouth too."

She did.

"Looks like she's done this before," I said into the mic.

"MmmmHmmm," Phoenix moaned in agreement.

Fire shook her head. Either to answer my question or for Phoenix's enjoyment.

Footsteps approached my office.

"Fury, is your food burning?"

Shit!

"Gotta go, ladies," I motioned to close the screen. "Wait, Give me something to remember you by…"

"This ain't enough, n***a??" Phoenix laughed.

Fire looked into the camera lustfully, licked her own hard brown nipple, sucked her wet fingers clean then went back to work on Phoenix.

I closed the screen and stumbled back to the kitchen in shock. In the living room, I interrupted the football conversation with...

"I think you're right. Skype was built for freaky shit."

They call me The Fury and my skype name is dirtydetails.

Have you ever Skyped? Is Skype built for freaks? What about Facetime? Ichat? Gchat? Would you ever do something sexy on videochat?

Happy New Year people! Let's start 2012 off right!!

-- The Fury

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