Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Things I don't have time for:

- I don't have time for newly married Puerto Ricans telling me I'm slacking on the blog :-)

- Fake eyelashes on women that leave them looking like Janice from the Muppets

- Women with flat asses who wear sweat pants with the word “Juicy” across the bottom.

Just because it says "juicy" doesn't mean it IS "juicy." Stop playing.

- People who ask, “Can I ask you a question?” You just did…now beat it Scram Jones!

- Arnold Schwarzenegger for saying: "I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." He's a jackass.

- Speaking of....straight people opposed to Gay Marriage. Why do you care? There was a time when black and white people couldn’t wed, but we became enlightened – and we should be just as enlightened with gay marriage. If your life won’t change if your gay neighbors got hitched, then why so serious?

- People who curse excessively in their Facebook statuses…what’s THAT about? Why so angry?

- MORE politicians sexting…how do you NOT think you'll get caught?

- Terrell Owens.

- People who try to make you eat food you already know you don't like. I said NO.

- Ear hustlers.

- People who are unemployed BY CHOICE. Think Jody from Baby Boy. No able bodied adult should be living off their mama because they CAN. I know we're in a recession, but you can at least pretend to look a little harder.

- Anyone who follows Lil Wayne on Twitter...or any other coontastic celeb. If you're an adult, there is no excuse for this. Even worse if you re-tweet.

- Women in FULL MAKEUP while working out at the gym. Then they leave looking all smeared after they sweat it off...that's IF they sweat. Do people really get dressed up to go to the gym?

- People who never have anything nice to say about anyone or anything.....EVER.




Annamaria said...

First Bitches.....

Brooke I gotta keep you on your game. LOL

Stef said...

Damn Brooke you all late!

Loved this list though!

The Cable Guy said...

It's funny how Brooke refers to Annamaria as the "newly wed little Puerto Rican" LOL!

You should have posted a pic with Kim Kardashian in Juicy pants to show what an ass SHOULD look like!

The Fury said...

Tell us why you're mad son!

wow Brooke. You're feisty today. I like you feisty. ha

It seems, I don't have time for anything these days.

I'm gonna start making time. ANybody seen my hammer?

Brooke said...

I don't have time for sex blog super heroes telling me they don't have time for me :)

Annamaria said...

@Stef... and that's only cuz I harrassed her... again.. she didn't listen to me yesterday...

And yes I am a proud Newlywed.. Enjoying every moment! :)

Things I don't have time for....My boss. lol
Grown ass people that whine.

Stef said...

I don't have time for my boss either. I can't wait for the long weekend!

I also don't have time for folks who keep asking if you're having a cookout for the 4th, just so they can come over and eat up all your damn food!

Anthony from CharismaticKid said...

Ahhhhnold said that? You can't win em all.

A-buzzzzz said...

No human should have the right to judge another human & tell them who to marry... You don't see gays protesting heterosexual marriage... Damn
If Doogie Howser wants to marry the man he's been with for 5 years MORE POWER TO THEM.. Shoot he's in a better relationship than a few hetero couples I know! LOL

Serena W. said...

I love this comment "coontastic celeb" classic Brooke!

What I don't have time for???

People trying to steal my joy away from me. Get to steppin son!

Folks who always have something negative to say (my God...please get happy and soon)!

People who step in their own dag on way of their blessings, future, etc but want to point the finger at someone else (please play Michael Jackson, Man in the Mirror and put on repeat until you get it)!

Folks who are stressing out my baby shower committee with stupid questions. One asked me in 10 text messages in April how to get to the hotel from the bus, blah blah blah. Shower is next weekend and she harrassed my girl about how to get to the hotel today, blah blah blah (mind you she's not staying at the host hotel that has a shuttle). I told my girl to tell her to call the dag on hotel!

People that ask, "So I see your registry, but what do you really want on it!" C'mon son! If it's on the registry take your pick!

I don't have time for award shows like BET!

I don't have time for BET period!

Getting a little upset with people that keep rushing me on naming the baby! (please put Michael Jackson's "Leave Me Alone" on repeat until you get what I'm telling you)!

Insomnia! Grrrrr!

Funky old apt complex that tries to charge me for everything. Punks.

People who sell wolf tickets (double and triple grrrrrr)!

I think I'm done (ahhhh)! Thanks for letting us vent Brooke!

Serena W. said...

Sorry, I have a lot on my mind...this was a perfect blog Brooke!

Brooke said...

Keeping them from getting married isn't going to stop them from being gay, and they're still going to be in a committed relationship with the person they love whether it's a legally recognized union or just let it go. Why shouldn't they enjoy the same benefits of marriage that heterosexuals do if it's not hurting anyone? Everyone is entitled to believe what they believe, but why block someone else from doing what THEY want to do - especially if it doesn't affect you one way or the other? Makes no sense.

Annamaria said...

@Serena... proceed to answer anyone tha asks you the name of the baby that you are naming him Osama Bin Laden...Guaranteed they will stop asking you dumb questions...

Tell your committe to tell the girl that keeps asking for directions to walk outside the hotel & make a left. Walk 3 blocks & wait for the bus on the corner.
(guaranteed she will definitely listen the first time next time)

Brooke said...


Glad I could allow you to vent! A day earlier than RTT! LMAO!

Asking the baby's name is kinda rude - they'll all find out eventually!

I really wish I could be at your shower!

what are wolf tickets?

I don't have time for people who call meetings at 5:30...just so wrong.

The Fury said...

@Brooke - I have time for you...even more time now that you're getting all feisty with me. You have time to orgasm? ;-)

I was very proud of NY for passing the gay marriage equality law. I mean damn, misery loves company doesn't it?? Heehehe just jokes people.

The Cable Guy said...


I was thinking the same thing! Half the people complaining about gay marriage don't want to even get married, or are in miserable marriages themselves, so who cares!

....but er, um...back up off my woman ;)

Brooke said...


I ALWAYS have time for that ;)

Serena W. said...

It is rude yet people ask me over and over, "What's his name, well at least tell me what y'all are thinking about, what's the hold up?"

Really??? "Just Leave Me Alone!"

Wolf Tickets: telling me one thing and doing something else. Example, someone saying they can see being with you, etc but later on flip the scripts. Kinda like leading a person on.

That was just an example people lol.

Annamaria, when people ask me I tell them we are naming him Thor after the Marvel Comic character hee hee!

I love your answer to the girl who is asking how to get from the bus to the hotel. She's a trip!

I don't have time for people that are ignorant! Leave gay people alone already! Sigh.

I also don't have time for rappers who wear pink shoes singing Patti Labelle! LOL!

phillygrl said...

Brooke..I'm soooo with you on the fake eyelashes..making grown ass women look like a lil baby dolls..WTF ( enhancement ho--no) ....I def. don't have time for that( and you know in Philly people have to OVERDO it -acting like they're in a video shoot when they're going to the corner store to get some pineapple Soda!!!) lol! ugh!

--I also don't have time for myself right now.. b/c I waited to long to get tix to a Barack Obama dinner event tomorrow night, at the Bellevue!!!!aarrh, Im really kicking myself on this one...

--one other thing I don't have time for is people who talk about other people incessantly...I mean everyone may gossip about this & that now & then, but some people have no other purpose....sheesh- mind your B-I Bizness( as my little 3 yr. old cousin would say as she grabs her hello kittie pocketbook!!:-)

Brooke said...

another thing I don't have time for? Name droppers.

Brooke said...


I wasn't gonna say anything against my fellow Philadelphians, but YES - the fake eyelashes there are outta control. But trust me, you got some birds up here in the NYC who also do that foolishness.

LMAO@ pineapple soda :)

The Fury said...

@Brooke - Say. No. More. I don't have time for all talk and no we won't talk any more..

@Serena - I liked Cee-Lo's dedication to Patti. He was perfect representative of her crazy hair years.

You definitely should tell them a crazy name. then leave it at that.

Brooke said...

I was mad at Cee-lo for that, but I couldn't turn away!

Jay said...

Brooke, I don't have time for you posting this blog all late!

Annamaria, stay on her.

Domina*Tricks said...

I don't have time for men who don't go down. They need to get with the program!

I don't have time for Brooke not getting some from Fury. Just f*ck already!

I don't have time for people who think gay marriage is their business, or who think they can legislate love and commitment.

I don't have time to wait for Serena to drop this baby already! We're all waiting to meet him!

Sillouette said...

Hey Blog Fam!!

I have time for:

**people always asking for money. Like get a job or second job already!!!

**babymamas ALWAYS looking for hand outs. But wanna call themselves independent and just wanna collect the checks off the kid.. smdh

**People who cant keep my name out of their mouths and I have never even shared 10 words with you.. Im I clogging your thoughts that bad?? Its creeps me out STOP!

**People who abuse children and animals for no reason.. Breaks my hearts becuase I love them both.

**People who complain ALL THE TIME... Seriously if life is that bad for you the move to a remote island and leave us happy blassed people alone.

** Management in the work place. ALL of you are SUSPECT to me.. You carry knives in your back pockets and bullets on your tongues..

**Judgemental people..Its eveident your life is in shambles and you want everyone else to share the misery... Go fix your own shit and leave other people to their own lives.

**Phony people , please just step aside. I can see right thru you..You not fooling nobody.. But nice try...

@ Brooke and Serena
Thank you ladies for the advice on my paper I had due last week. You both helped me out alot.. I got an "A" and she said I was really good.. :) Thank you both again!!!

Sillouette said...

Oh and one more thing.


Okay ladies I understand you wanna look all..... Glamorous and Fabulous..But Listen..You can't go from having NO EYELASHES hardly at all to having eyelases like a damn reindeer... Please stop the madness. Try and fool somebody PLEASE... its NOT cute. You look ridiculouss. You walking around the office and the house looking like Mr.Snuffaluffacus from Sesame Street... Fuck outta Here..

Thank you for bringing that up Brooke!!!! My homegirl and I were just talking about that last week..

Serena W. said...

Domina*Tricks...I can't wait to meet him either (6 weeks and 1 day). LOL. He's getting restless in there too. Trust I will send Brooke pics to post on the blog.

Fury...I think every time someone asks us what's the name I'll say a different one!

Annamaria, I love the whole idea of telling people his name is Osama hahaha!

Silouette, you're very welcome!!!!

Again this blog was great today! I missed the "Things I Don't Have Time For" blogs! Next up is RTT!

Ms. Princess said...

Dear Brooke-lyn,
-I don't have time for the fact that I don't have time for my homegurls lately. Hell I don't have time for myself. We haven't had lunch since Madonna was hott!
-I agree, Janice is the only one that looks hot with those eyelashes ("Like you know!" *switching head from side-to-side*). I don't have time for women walking around looking like Snuffulupagus (sp?)! STOP IT!

Brooke said...

congrats on the "A" Sillouette!

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