Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Happy Tuesday!
Finish this sentence:
Ladies:
If I were a boy, I'd ________________.
Fellas:
If I were a girl, I'd ________________.
My answers?
If I were a boy I'd...
- pee standing up.
- probably wear the same one pair of jeans 4 times a week.
- have ALOT of sex.
- buy lots of condoms.
- fall in love. Get my heart broken. Then f*ck every girl in sight to get over the pain :-)
- hide text messages and take my phone to the bathroom with me, and still get caught anyway ;) - probably never change my sheets.
- probably have trouble dealing with my emotions because I was told to be a man.
- probably cry less.
- probably NOT call some girls back. And not for any reason other than I'm a guy.
- would play sports, and be really good at it. I'd still be smart tho ;-)
- be hung like a horse and a sexual God :-)
- be genuinely sorry but I’d keep making the same thoughtless mistakes and no one would be convinced that I didn’t mean them.
- put my foot in my mouth.
- try to be a man that would make my family proud.
- have integrity and be loyal.
- be a man of my word.
- hope that if one day I had a son, he’d be a better man than me.
Go!
-b
28 comments:
First Bitches!
1. I hate ANT
If I were a Boy..I'd be a COMPLETE Asshole. True story. :-)
If I were a girl, I'd have the hottest shoes...lol
If I were a boy, I'd kick Ant's ass for being first!
If I were a boy, I'd know football by now.
If I were a boy, I'd probably PLAY football and have all the girls after me :)
If I were a girl, I'd learn when to be quiet, how to cook and how to give head....(no homo). Some women need to learn these things.
If I were a girl, I'd be a lesbian and turn out all of my female friends on the sneak...
@Annamaria,
I totally agree. I'd dog women just to see what sick joy men get from it :-)
If I were a boy...I'd be the best boyfriend on the planet! lol
leave it to Fury to be on some ole freak ish :-)
Yeah Monica, you would...as loyal as you are. Your boys would clown you ;) LOL!
Fury, I'd see your freak ass coming a mile away! Female or not!
I think Ant would make a cute girl :)
If I were a boy I'd know how to slam dunk a basketball and probably play in the NBA by now! Play quarterback position in football and own a zillion pairs of Timbs! (Sorry...guys have a better selection of Timbs than women lol)!
@Stef - You would be the second friend I'd make..after Brooke. hahahaha
@Brooke - You could see me coming all you want, but...
If I were a girl, I'd be super sneaky because y'all have the sneaky shit down to a science!
Fury will be trying to have sleep overs at Brooke's house. You know how you girls do.... :-) LOL!
Women can pick up on OTHER sneaky women too! We see a sneaky bish WAY before we peep a sneaky dude :)
I'd be like "why is this chick all up on me?" LOL!
Brooke rarely answers her own questions :)
If I were a boy, I'd be well endowed on some next level isht!
@Brooke - alas I wouldn't be all over you. I'd just give you gifts and be a good friend...then...well I can't tell the whole plan, but The Cable Guy gets the gist!
I totally believe Yolanda. lol
If I were a boy, I'd be a Vice President by now with a bad ass Benz.
Lmao. U guys are sick! @ Jaz yup I'd be a horrible person....lol
Yeah, Ant!!! You know it.
And I would make sure you kept your hot stilettos on!
This blog is funny today!!! Lol!
Sleep overs? I can't tell you the last time I had a "sleep over" with another grown ass woman :-)
@Cable Guy...we'd be here all day if I answered:
If I were a boy I'd...
pee standing up.
probably wear the same one pair of jeans 4 times a week.
have ALOT of sex.
buy lots of condoms.
Fall in love. Get my heart broken. Then f*ck every girl in sight to get over the pain :-)
Hide text messages and take my phone to the bathroom with me, and still get caught anyway ;)
probably never change my sheets.
probably have trouble dealing with my emotions because I was told to be a man.
probably cry less.
Probably NOT call some girls back. And not for any other reason than I'm a guy.
Would play sports, and be really good at it. I'd still be smart tho ;-)
Be hung like a horse and a sexual God :-)
I’d be genuinely sorry but I’d keep making the same thoughtless mistakes and no one would be convinced that I didn’t mean them.
put my foot in my mouth.
try to be a man that would make my family proud.
have integrity and be loyal.
be a man of my word.
hope that if one day I had a son, he’d be a better man than me.
Great answers B!
Nice Brooke...
If I were a girl I'd manipulate men and bring them to their knees for fun and profit.
**still trying to figure out how to do that :-)***
Nice list Brooke - but not ALL men f*ck every chick in sight to get over the pain :-)
....just MOST of us! LOL!
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