Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Okay, so yes...you read that title correctly. And you can probably guess what today's blog topic will be about. If you're squeamish, then just log out now and come back tomorrow :-)

Yolanda pretty much dared me to write about this. She and I were going back and forth on Facebook about how freaky our future baby daddy is. If you're late to the discussion, I'm talking about Maxwell. During his concerts, he says some pretty colorful things. Things like, "and when we wake up, I'll still be inside of you" and "I don't care what time of the month it is, I'll just put a towel down."

It's that last comment I'd like to discuss today...especially since Yolanda pointed out, "Now THAT'S a blog topic!"

I laughed at first, thinking I'd NEVER write about partners having sex while the woman was on her period. We'll call her period "Aunt Flo" for the sake of this blog. Again, if you're a punk...be out! :-)

But then I thought about it and decided to give it a try. Why? Because I'm at my HORNIEST during that time of the month. I know, I know...you didn't need to know that - but what is today? RIGHT! It's TMI Tuesday!

I will admit, I've had sex when Aunt Flo was in town. I haven't done that in a LONG time, but I have. Some men won't come near a woman during Flo's visit - and I get that. If I were a man, I might get a bit freaked out too. After all, when we see blood, we think someone is hurt or injured - so freaking out is a natural reaction of fear in us...especially if we're not expecting to see it. Females are the only creatures on earth who can bleed for 3-5 days and not die!

Other times, it can be because a man feels like there is something shameful or gross about menstruation in particular, which while common enough to call normal, tends to be based in a lack of acceptance of women's real bodies - as well as very outdated and uninformed ideas about women and menstruation in general.

Those attitudes aren't just limited to men. Some women feel embarrassed about or ashamed of Aunt Flo, or just feel that menstruation is a time they'd rather spend alone for any number of reasons - from religious or spiritual beliefs to a preference to just lay on the couch, eat a pint of ice cream and watch movies rather than having sex.

But that's not me. Women often experience high levels of arousal during menstruation because of decreased estrogen in their bodies at that time - so maybe that's why I'm a horny nut basket when Aunt Flo is paying me a visit. Maybe on the first day I'd prefer to be left alone. Actually, it's probably best that you don't see me. I get debilitating cramps, and I'm usually in a fetal position most of the day. However, if my cramps have subsided by day 2, but are still mildly present, sex knocks them right out! After all, cramps are caused by the contraction of muscles...so what better way to alleviate the pain than by WORKING those muscles? :) A good orgasm can actually help with cramps...that is if you can find a man willing to give you a good one! I found that having had sex during menstruation actually made my flow end faster. And sometimes it stops all together! Sweet!

(still with me...or are you getting woozy yet?)

Ahem...moving right along.

I know what most of you are thinking - sex during menstruation can be messy. You're right. It probably is. As Martin Lawrence said - it probably looks like a crime scene when you're done. The trick is to put down dark towels...that way you don't see it and it doesn't freak you out...as much. But you know what? Sex is usually already messy in some way - at least the kind I have. What I mean by that is with most kinds of sex, we're already dealing with fluids (and some lubricants) that will often stain sheets or clothing - so adding Flo to the mix is just a little...extra.

But if you're truly worried about coming in contact with Aunt Flo, use a diaphragm so that it'll contain flow during sex without obstructing the vaginal opening. Poof! Flo is gone...at least for a little while anyway. Just remember to take it out!

Another added bonus for some women who chart their fertility is that they know that during menses, they as individuals (remember, all our cycles are different) are far enough away from ovulation that there is a low risk of pregnancy. Just that peace of mind adds to their enjoyment of sex if they can decrease their concerns about getting pregnant - unlike that poor woman who got pregnant WHILE she was ALREADY pregnant. Buffoonery.

Okay, I think I've traumatized you all enough. I tried to be as tactful as possible about a subject I'm sure we've all talked about at some point or another. Just remember, whether you're a man who has no trouble running red lights...and you're a woman who has no problem letting him - ALWAYS use a condom. Some sexually transmitted infection risks can be higher for partners during menstruation - particularly for blood borne viruses like HIV or Hepatitis. So while safe sex is always important - it can be especially important (particularly with more casual partners or with new sex partners) - for sex while Aunt Flo is in town.

I usually just have to suffer and entertain that bitch til she leaves...but I'm always glad to see her :-)

-b

113 comments:

THATgirl said...

Fiiirst BITCHES!!!!

THATgirl said...

I came to see what yesterday's topic was--and Brooke has already posted! But now that I called first, I have to respond :( .....

I've done it before--and it grossed me out. I'm a grown woman and have had my cycle since I was 11 years old...but the whole thing still makes me squeamish lol. As far as running red lights, the only way I will do it now is at the very end of my cycle...day 3 or 4. Anytime before that...ugh.

Brooke said...

Thatgirl, you can still see what yesterday's blog was :)

And I hear you...I'm not saying it's my favorite time to get busy, but Yolanda made me do it.... :)

The Cable Guy said...

Wow. Brooke, you never cease to amaze me. Only YOU can write about this topic and make it not sound completely gross.

I will admit, I've done it, and I have no problem with it. Now, I don't do it on like day 1 or 2, but I'll come through on the tail end of it. The first time I did it, I felt like I was hurting her, don't ask me why, but she quickly let me know it was all good. She said she even liked it better during that time. Hey, if she likes it, I'm all for it.

No down town though, you can forget that. I have to draw the line somewhere!

DLS said...

Yes I like running red lights, or as I called it "Crime Scene Sex". It's one of the best times to have sex , because that's when she is at one of her horniest period (pun intended).

Pretty Ricky What Dey Call'em said...

First... thatgirl... let me thank you for properly obeying the First Rules!!! I have been away for a while and the shyt has gotten out of control! I'm back to regulate. I may not even write anything... just check to make sure the First rules are being followed.

Now YES... I've run red lights before. Now I must admit... I have to use one of those flashy thingies from from Men in Black... my mind has to be clear. but once I'm in ... I'm all in!!! The hardest part though is the come out!!! And turning the lights on (YES THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LIGHTS OFF SEX) When I turn the lights on I'm like WTF did I just do. Which usually makes me think... i won't do that again. But that feeling may last...ooooh about 25 -31 days! I'm just sayin!

Brooke said...

The Mayor is back to regulate!

Pretty Ricky, you're funny :) Lights Out sex? the "come out"? LOL!! I have to agree with you tho, not something you actually wanna see :)

Rameer said...

Not my thing to do, but done it. With an ex...dark towels, lights off, condoms, diaphragms...all true story. Sounds like Brooke-Ra knows of whence she speaketh...

And I agree with the horny thing...at least with her it was VERY true. We did it at her behest occasionally, and it worked out.

Haven't done it since her, though. That was YEARS ago.

Yolanda is INSANE for suggesting this as a topic...lmbao! What's next? You get one of us guys to talk about getting head while suffering from salty sac (like right after you played 3-4 pick-up b-ball games)??

Lmbao! It IS TMI Tuesday...

Brooke said...

"salty sac"? uh no - you can get it AFTER you take a shower. That's just rude :)

Pretty Ricky What Dey Call'em said...

Since it is TMI Tuesdays

-I'm a fan of lights out sex...why? cause not all sex faces are sexy!!! Boobies bouncing are not always sexy... especially if their bouncing off to the side!

-Brooke... maybe you should do a blog on "the come out." Is there a proper way to finish sex?? I mean you just don;t want to hop off and get a sammich. Don't want to leave you feeling like Sealy and I just did my business.

OK... back to my hustle!

Rameer said...

Brooke-Ra - I agree, I'm just using that as just as an example of another potentially disturbing topic...lolz!

Craig n 'em said...

Salty SACs and bloody COOCHIES are two different arenas...Do you put salt on mac and cheese? Yes. How many of you women have a jar of Lawry's salt in your cabinet right now? Don't act like you don't like SALT dammit! I bet most of ya'll women grew up on sunflower seeds...You put salt on food so there's nothing wrong with suckin' on a salty sac.
There's nutrients in that.

Women need to really pause and ask themselves....Whats the difference between a pickle and a salty dick?

Yes, I'm back...

Brooke said...

Now see...Craig is DEFINITELY back!

Salt? yes. Salt AND Sweat? No. It's not like we're putting salt on fries! It's a dick!

Pretty Ricky, you crack me up!

Maybe YOU should write it! LOL!

The proper way to end sex is to cum together if you can time it out :) Other than that, I can't think of any real "rules."

But don't just roll over or hop up. And if you get up to get a sammich, then bring her back one too! Unless you put her ass to bed. And bring us some water too - don't just drink it all yourself. We know you put in work boo, but don't be selfish :)

annamaria said...

Wow wow and wow! And that's all I'm going to say!

Pretty Ricky What Dey Call'em said...

-Water... I'll bring you back a Gatorade... I gotta replenish my electrolytes!!!

Brooke said...

As for boobies that bounce to the side - most women who have real breasts have that problem.

My solution?

wear a sexy bra while you're on top. That way you feel pretty and he has something pretty to look AT. Problem solved!

annamaria said...

Word a bitch just may want a sandwich & a beverage after gettin it on!

The Cable Guy said...

"There's nutrients in that."

AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Yo, Craig is baaaaaackkk!

We missed you my dude!

That was funny as hell! LMAO!

Rameer said...

In college, I used to bring back hoagies and Ocean Sprays to bed...lmao!

Damn...I MISSED Craig! That's right, bruh! Hip 'em to the salty pickle!

LMMFAO!!!

Where's Ant been? He ain't been contributing on the reg like he normally does...

Anonymous said...

I don't mind runnin red lights so long as you tell me first. Dont' let me discover it on my own - that shit ain't cool.

Brooke said...

Ant IM'd me yesterday saying he's been busy at work (Homecoming) but he read the blog. I miss him too!

momo925 said...

craig! Main difference between a salty d*ck and a pickle... one we can chew!

Don't think you fellas would like a woman taking a bite out of your you know what.

Brooke said...

Salty pickle my ass!

How they'd like it if WE were salty down there?

Tasting salt WHILE we're gettin busy is one thing - cuz you're working up a sweat DURING.

But coming in the house all funky and sweaty? Not cool.

Stef said...

Here's a rule about the come out - COME OUT!

Don't let that shit leak all down my leg. It defeats the purpose of wearing a condom!

And PLEASE don't put your leaking condom on my night stand or on the floor. Get your ass up and throw it away. Wrap it up in tissue and put it in the trash, don't back up my toilet!

Craig n 'em said...

Momo...How long does it take for you to eat a pickle?

Anonymous said...

I think there should be rules to the "come out". Some of you men think you are damn porn stars! I'm sorry to tell you...its not a movie and you are not on camera lol. There should be a rule about where the cum goes on the "come out". My answer...keep that shit in the condom and keep it moving! Don't try to splatter it every damn where or at the very least discuss the shit with your partner before you decide that it's a good idea to aim for her face or anywhere in the upper regions of her body.

DMoe said...

First of all,

I love the term "running red lights"...LOL.

Yes, I've had a steamin' hot plate of red beans & rice before. However, there are indeed rules of engagement as some Pretty Rick stated. The lights are one. Protected/Condoms is another...Dark Towels? Check.

Here's a rule that hasnt been mentioned yet.

Positional limitations -

She gets NO rides. That's right - No rides. I'll let you "paint" your own pictures on that part.
If she's on top...REMEMBER, what goes up, must come down. Its basic gravity and i'll just stop there, but ponder the possibilities.

Nicely done Brookey. Who has the ingenuity to take a crime scene and weave it into just sweet science?

Only Brookey.

Lol.

Stay thirsty my friends.

Dmoe aka Red Beans (and Rice)

stephanie said...

YOU ARE SOME BRAVE ASS LADIES. WE'VE ALL TRIED IT I'M SURE BUT HAS ANYONE THOUGHT OF HOW UNSANITARY IT IS.BLOOD CONTACT IS SERIOUSLY NOT A SMART IDEA FOR MANY REASONS.EVEN IN A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP.
PERSONALLY, I HATE SEX ON MY PERIOD. IT IS PAINFUL FOR ME. MY MAN LLLOOVVESS IT.SOMETHING ABOUT IT TURNS HIM ON HARD CORE. SO I DO INDULGE HIM EVERY NOW AND THEN.I CAN'T GET OVER HOW DIRTY IS. EVEN ON THE LAST FEW DAYS.YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS THOUGH. THIS BLOG IS ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF MY WORK DAY SO THANKS FOR ALL OF YOUR FUN, INTERESTING, AND HONEST COMMENTS.

BARRIODIVA

momo925 said...

Craig why do I feel like that is a trick question? lmao

Brooke said...

I'm afraid for Mo to answer Craig's question :)

DMoe, sounds like you got running red lights down to a science, period. :) oh, and thanks!

Stephanie - I hear you. It's not considered "clean" by any standards - and your man sounds like a FREAK!

I'm glad you enjoy the blog and the comments :) Thanks for reading everyday!

Craig n 'em said...

ONE NIGHT…ME AND MY BOO ARE IN BED WATCHING DISCOVERY CHANNEL…

BOO: Babe…I’m hungry…

ME: So get something to eat…

BOO: Nooooooo…Not that hungry…

Boo begins to reach under the covers and squeezes my “LINK”.

ME: MMMMMMMM… Whatchu doin, girl?

BOO: I’m charming my snake. You know how I get when we watch ANIMAL PLANET

ME: True. (Pause) I thought you said you’re on your period?

BOO: Huh?

ME: You heard what the fuck I just said.

BOO: I’m off.

ME: You off? You told me you just got on yesterday. C’mon man. Don’t play games. You know I don’t like that shit.

Boo grabs the remote to the stereo. She has PRINCE on random. “Diamonds and Pearls” is playing in the background.

BOO: Babe, I’m good. Trust me.

ME: Don’t do that. You know how I get. I don’t like seeing blood. You know I like my steak well done, damn near burnt. I don’t even like sushi. You sure you off?

BOO: Yes babe. I was just spotting but I’m done. It was quick. You see what kind of panties I have on tonight.

ME: Good point.

BOO: C’mon babe. Don’t make me beg. I’m so wet. Now, give momma her Jimmy Dean Sausage.

ME: What kind of man would I be to say no to my baby?

BOO: A dumb one. Now go get a condom.

I get my (clearing throat) GOLD PACKET (wink, wink)

BOO: Um, babe…you sure you wanna…

ME: What?

BOO: The Magnums…

ME: What?

BOO: What size waist are you?

ME: 34

BOO: What size jeans you wear?

ME: 38

Long pause between us both as PRINCE is wailing in the background.

ME: What’s your point?

BOO: Nothing. Nevermind. Come here, baby.

3 minutes later….

ME: Damn girl…You know that happens when you do the nipple thing. I can’t hold that first one. Lemme’ get another condom.

BOO: No babe, wait.

I pull out and look down.

ME: Um…Why is my condom pink?

BOO: What do you mean?

ME: You know what the fuck I mean! Why does my condom look like I support BREAST CANCER?!

BOO: Oh, you must have brought down some remnants…

ME: Remnants??? The “F” you mean remnants?

PRINCE is now singing RASPBERRY BERET…

ME: Great, and this little muthafucka’s singing Raspberry Beret. Raspberrys...I think I’m gonna throw up…

I'M JUST NOT AS MATURE AS THE REST OF YOU...

Brooke said...

hahahahahahahaha!

LMAO!!!!

The Cable Guy said...

AAAAHHHHH!!!!

Yo, Craig is STUPID!

Brooke said...

And it took me a minute to get the whole 34 waist, 38 jeans thing :)

okay...so I'm slow :)

But some of you guys know you're guilty of that. If you don't wear a Magnum...don't play yourself. Or US for that matter!

And 3 minutes later Craig? Really? LMAO!!

Anonymous said...

Not to change the topic, but I have to ask this question since BROOKLYN wont ask.

Now I’ve never done it; therefore, I can’t even fathom what to say about it. But why are some men fond of dipping their man-meat into a woman’s ARSE meat? More important, what kind of pleasure does a woman get out of it? There are some women out there who can ONLY climax when that act is being performed on them. Am I old fashion or is this some sick *ish?

Brooke said...

I have asked this question in the past, but Rameer got all squeamish and ran away :)

Now, I don't know what to say about it since I've never done it. Perhaps someone else can write that blog for TMI Tuesday since I have no personal knowledge :-)

Personally, I don't know how a woman finds pleasure in that, but who knows...I can't speak on it :)

The Cable Guy said...

How did we get to THAT topic??

Anal has never been a fantasy of mine. EVER.

Yolanda needs an alias said...

DAYUM! I click the blog and POOF, this is the topic. And I get name checked? And with my government? :-)
I need an alias, STAT!

Never "ran a red light" but lemme tell ya... (can't believe I'm typing this)... the backdoor ain't so bad.

Okay, going back to hide now.

Craig n 'em said...

Why do men like getting their balls stomped on with high heels?

Why do men and women like using knives during a bloody sexscapade?

Why do people like how it feels when they stick a q-tip in their ear?

The same reason a woman gets excited over a mans intelligence...

The same reason a man gets excited when a nipple is exposed or when we see a thong...And this is based on sight and no touch....

Penis and vagina aren't the only things that turn us on...Hence...Necks, nipples, thighs, back of the knee, behind the ear...feet...and yes...the ALMIGHTY POOP CHUTE....

Craig n 'em said...

God bless you Yolanda...Now here is a woman with Balls...(Well, you know what I mean)

Anonymous said...

Yolanda ... You da shit!!! (pun intended)

Thanks for confessing your anal desires. :-)

annamaria said...

I am dying lauging over here! Craig is back & making up for his absence to the blog!!!

Anonymous said...

i'm am so disturbed right now..feeling faint...room spinning....red dollar days are not to be violated...lol...

Yolanda needs an alias said...

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I wouldn't call them "desires." I'll do the adventurous thing here and there.

Uh, thanks Craig for noticing my balls. I think :-)

Craig n 'em said...

well not MAN balls, Yo Yo...WOMEN BALLS...Titty Balls..

Anonymous said...

Red Lights, Ass Play, and now Titty Balls???? Brooke what the hell is happening to your blog?

lol

And for the record, if a man is willing to take a finger or any other object in his ass part, he is 1/2 homo. :-)

So be careful ladies!!!!!

Rameer said...

***Opens blog after shoot out in the field, looks at subject matter, closes "Brookey's Cafe Blog" tab on Mozilla for THE REST OF THE DAY***

Craig n 'em said...

For the record: I meant a woman's buttocks not mine...My butthole is tighter than skinny jeans...My butthole is tighter than Renee Zellwegers lips...My butthole is tighter than a muthafucka suckin on lemons! My butthole has lockjaw...My butthole will snap a finger like a twig...What I'm trying to say is...I'm not into anything near my butthole...CAPISH?

Brooke said...

I go to lunch and come back to heels in balls, knives and now titty balls? da hell?

Well, it IS TMI Tuesday.

And a sure fire way to get rid of Rameer is to talk about asses :)
LOL!!

Yolanda, I'm sorry! I didn't realize I called you out! After all, you left that comment on my Facebook page for ALL to see - I thought you'd like credit for today's topic :)

And backdoor ain't so bad? Really? I just don't understand HOW tho.

Break it down...please!

Brooke said...

I spit out my water reading Craig's last comment I laughed so hard! LOL!!

Anonymous said...

I'm not for fingers in my ass, but a woman can LICK my ass anyday! You do that and I might put your eye out.

...oh right...like I'm the only one!

Anonymous said...

I knew it was a matter of time before the "Tossed Salad" Man would come to the surface!

Bruh, do you prefer grape jelly or syrup with your ass licking?

lol

Anonymous said...

I don't need either! Don't act like I'm the only one! I don't like tossed salads as in JAIL - but my lady can do that and it's ALL GOOD!

Brooke said...

speechless.

Yolanda needs an alias said...

I'm kidding about the name check, Brooke. Nothing is safe on the innerwebs! It's all good.

We'll have to take this offline so I can 'splain it. But I won't webcam it (we know you like to do that). LMAO!

Tossing salads? My, this has taken a turn.

Stef said...

Since we puttin it all out there, my man LOVES IT when I toss his salad. I mean, I've never seen him cum so hard after I did that.

But what's the difference between a tongue and a finger? A dildo might be a bit much, but a finger won't hurt will it? :)

And I'm sorry, no backdoor for me. I can't bring myself to do it.

Brooke said...

Yolanda, do you have AIM? This I gotta hear!

And for the LAST TIME - I didn't webcam the homies!!!! :-)

Stef, your man sounds like a freak too! First he leaves his drippin condoms all over, and now we find out he likes to have his salad tossed! LMAO!!!

Stef said...

Yes, he does. He LOVES it! A lot of men I know love that ish! They can deny on it on the blog, but they know they like it :)

Yes, I had to school his ass on leaving his condoms wherever. I mean, I know he's all in his "after-glow" and whatnot, but come on! That ish is so nasty!

Anonymous said...

BROOKLYN ... I started something with my ARSE question .... :-)

Let's turn it up a notch. Who will admit to either going to a swingers party or have a secret desire to attend?

Brooke said...

Yes, you're always starting trouble! But if you're gonna do it, might as well be TMI Tuesday. Thank God it's only one Tuesday a month! I know some of y'all get nervous :)

Yolanda needs an alias said...

A wise sage once told me to pop a finger in and make the "come here" motion and it's the most powerful climax a man can have because you're impacting the prostate area.

No one will let me try it though.

Brooke said...

I've heard that too Yolanda! No one will let me try it either :(

Not that I really want to. I'm kinda afraid to put my finger in that far...something might come out :) LMAO!

And I don't like fingers around my ass either. Nothing about that is arousing to me, yet men would keep trying it. I think THEY secretly wanted me to do that but couldn't bring themselves to ask me.

Stef said...

Yes, that's exactly it! Trust me, a man would LOVE that. Just make sure your finger is lubed up well first. He'll be seeing stars!

As for swing parties, I've been to one, but we just watched :)

DMoe said...

I am without speech.

DMoe

The Cable Guy said...

Okay, but only because it's TMI Tuesday - tossing a salad...I've done it...and had it done.

Seeing stars doesn't even BEGIN to describe it. I LIKE YOU Stef! That's how you get it IN!!!

Brooke, your blog is FIYA today!

Brooke said...

Well, I can't take credit. The topic was ALL Yolanda I need an alias' idea :)

Craig is the one who set it off! LOL!! Glad he's back...if only for today :-)

Annamaria said...

I am sitting here reading your blog & covering the babys eyes & ears!!!! LMAO..
TMI Tuesday is definitely TMI!!! LMAO

Anonymous said...

Stef, I know you say you and your man just watched. But did you have the urge to go off in a corner & put on a show for the other couples?

Who else is willing to showcase their inner swinger tendencies? lol

Brooke said...

Okay, Mr. Anonymous is taking it there too...not just Yolanda and Craig!

Poor baby Sophia...she's too young to be seeing all this stuff.

HELL, I'M too young to be reading all this stuff!

Stef said...

I can't say what I really wanted to do since my baby reads this blog too...I think he already feels I've shared enough :)

But I DID rock his world that night, that's all I'm gonna say :)

Craig n 'em said...

kissing after tossing salad...stink ass breath...

Brooke said...

LMAO!! Craig, we already know what you think of tossing salads. Wasn't that one of your guest blogs? And it winked at you? LMAO!!!

DMoe said...

those are the kinds of details that just aren't sexy. LMAO.

Kissing after Salad sensations?

Hold up... That pretty much means somebody's face is Smellin' like "Ranch dressing" (aka Badussy)...???

That's a detail that doesn't need to be "overthought".

LMAO.
DMoe

Craig n 'em said...

Yes it did...I ain't into licking the STINK WINK...

Anonymous said...

@Steph, I can respect that. Thanks for sharing.

@Craig, lol .... you are a nut.

@the group, I have another question. I secretly want to watch my wife have sex with another woman. Am I wrong for that? Or is that every man's secret desire?

Brooke said...

Badussy???!! LMAO!! I miss Bernie Mac! If a man or woman won't kiss you after being down there, that's telling you something.

Craig, I just never know what to say after I read your comments :) All I can do is laugh :)

Anonymous, you're just all over the place today!

Latinegro said...

I know..you miss me (even Cable Guy). I have been working like a damn dog over here. Did I mention I am trying to get out of here?

I have not run any red lights. I am sure I will at some point...

Anonymous..ask her if she is down to do that..u never know. Nothing wrong with you...

Anonymous said...

I can't believe I'm about to type this, but I'm a woman and had a dream last week that I was having sex with my man...and he brought some women out and she went down on me while he watched.

And I liked it.

Does that make me a lesbian?

I've NEVER looked at a women like that before in my life, but I dreamed about it. HELP!!!

Brooke said...

uh...wow.

Craig n 'em said...

I would also like to add that if any man runs a yellow or green light...Proceed to make an appointment with your physician...ASAP!

The Cable Guy said...

I think this is the most fun I've ever had on Brookey's Blog!

Brooke said...

green? I can see yellow...but green??? Ewwwww!!!!

Cable Guy, I hear you...the blog is off the hook today!

Stef said...

I don't think that makes you a lesbian. A freak maybe, but not a lesbian :) Did you tell your man about that dream? My man would have JUMPED on that ish!

Brooke, you should do a blog on threesomes!

Latinegro said...

Anonymous...why do you think there is something wrong about dreaming this?

Did you know that most sext dreams have nothing to do with sex?

Anonymous said...

BROOKLYN,

You're gonna have to write a good, clean, and wholesome blog tomorrow to make up for today's smut. lol

Shit is really poppin' off in this blog today. :-)

I need more swingers and wanna be swingers to fess up! Put it out on the board. We're all family here. lol

Brooke said...

I know right...tomorrow's blog has to be about puppies and gumdrop rainbows :)

Why are you so hung up on swingers?? Fantasy of yours Mr. Anonymous?

Yolanda needs an alias said...

*Yolanda shuts work computer down*

Craig n 'em said...

Hellz yeah I wanna SWING...With women of course...Muthafuckin' TEDDY RILEY up in this biatch...I'd NEW JACK SWING every woman I can throw my ding-a-ling on.

Craig n 'em said...

Puppies and gumdrop rainbows???? If that ain't the freakiest shit I've ever heard in my life...Brooke, you need Jesus...

Brooke said...

Oh, and I've never had a threesome, so not sure what I'd write about Stef :-)

But someone can write it for me, I have no problem with a guest blogger on that topic :)

Latinegro said...

Not it on the guest blogger... :)

Brooke said...

CRAIG!!! I don't even know where your mind can go with puppies and rainbows...I'm afraid to ask!

And I HAVE Jesus, thank you very much!

You're the one talking swinging dingalings!

Craig n 'em said...

I'm not the only guy that likes to TARZAN his penis...I'm not saying I act on every urge but what man doesn't?

Anonymous said...

I'm just happy to know that doesn't make me a lesbian. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but my dream thru me for a loop! Whew!

Wonder whta it meant tho. Thanks everyone, I feel better now. I think? I needed to get that off my chest!

And I didnt' tell my man, he would have jumped all over that too!

Jay said...

Damn, I thought I'd check in to see what was going on on B's blog and this is what I see?! Good shit ya'll!!! I'm late to the party!

No threesome Brooke? No anal? What DO you do? You write these sex blogs too well for you to be a saint :)

To answer the questions - yes, I've run red lights, and I'll do it again got-dammit! Never done anal but want to. Threesome once back in college. No swing parties, although I'd love to go to one as a spectator. No salad tossing, giving or receiving - but not against it. Did I forget anything? he-he :)

Brooke said...

I do what I do WELL...and that's all you need to know Jay!

Anonymous said...

I wanna see my girl have sex with one of her friends. What does that make me? :)

Latinegro said...

Anonymous it makes u a dirty old man...lol

Anonymous said...

hey! I'm not old! ;)

Latinegro said...

100 Bitches!

When was the last time you made 100Comments!?!

Curtis Blow said...

Ok .. Ok ...final question. My woman is a serial masturbator. She LOVES to beat her meat several times during the day. Wake up in the morning: she’s jerking off! On her break at work: she’s in the bathroom jerking off! She comes home, what’s the first thing that she does? She jerks the fuck off. Yo’ truth be told, I’m starting to feel really inadequate. Especially when I compare my man-meat to her “King Dong”! That shit is bigger than your average newborn.

She tells me that I get the job done, BUT ……. (stop right there!!!!) How is she going to throw a “BUT” in this? I can see if it was “BUTT” ….. But no it was “BUT”. Fellas, once you hear “BUT” you know what’s next. Instant bruise to the ego! You aint handling business! Scram and kick rocks!

I don’t know what to do. Can someone give me some advice?

Latinegro said...

She has issues...drop her

Brooke said...

uh..hmmm...

Not even sure where to go with that question. She might have a problem :)

Ant, 100 bitches!! LOL!! It's been a minute since I got to 100 comments, and it only took me talking about running red lights to do it! LMAO!!

Thanks to Yolanda, Craig, Anonymous, and Stef for keeping the conversation interesting!

Curtis Blow said...

@Latinegro ... she told me before we even hooked up that she loves "self loving" herself. Me being a man thought I was up for the challange.

Now here we are 4 years later and my emotions are now involved. I lover her. I can't leave like that.

Women, please throw some suggestions my way.

Brooke said...

How did it get to 4 years later? She's been doing this from the jump, so you have to just suck it up and ride with it. Why not just jump in!

Seriously though, I think she might have a problem. Do you think she might be a sex addict? Have you talked to her about it? What was this "but" that she threw at you? I'm curious to hear what her reasons behind all that is. I mean, to do it at home is one thing, but at WORK? She's on some constant stimulation mess. You'd think it'd be numb by now!

Jay said...

Sorry bruh, you can't compete with a vibrator. I don't care who you are or how big you are. I've used one on my girl before and that thing went from like 0 to 60 in like 10 seconds. She came like POW! I can't compete with that, and I'm fine with it. My tongue can't go no where near that fast, let alone my joint. I just have to do what I do and let that thing take over when I'm out of town.

She's buggin tho.

Pretty Ricky What Dey Call'em said...

Y'all have completely lost me today. This blog is completely off the chain. Brooke .... do you notice that the blogs that get the most responses are the ones about nasty shyt. I've figured it out... you have some nasty a$$ friends. Wait..I'm one of them!

Brooke said...

Pretty Ricky - I don't know HALF of these people who responded today! Usually it's the same 5-10 people who respond...but not today! Some of these folks are brand new! Strangers!

And yes, I noticed that people come out the woodwork for the sex blogs. When I write something profound...crickets :)

Anonymous said...

I'm bleeding right now! Right this very second! ;-) LOL

Hey Brooke, it's me, SuSu! Great blog!! You know my thoughts on the subject already!

Toot Toot! ;-)

Curtis Blow said...

@Brooke.... In the beginning, we would mesh because we both have over active sexual appetites. She would pleasure herslf on a regular but it was as often as she does it today. I was cool with that. Shit, at one point, I even enjoyed watching! it made her happy.

Then it happened. She came home from a toy party with that damn "King Dong" and she got hooked.

Brooke, to answer your "but" question. She goes on & on about how a toy will always last longer than a man. Therefore, I shouldn't feel emasculated." And she says that the toy can't bring the emotions and passion that I bring. WTF!!!!

Brooke said...

SuSu! Yeah girl, I know your thoughts on this topic all too well! LOL!

@Curtis - I think it's possible to get addicted to a toy...VERY possible. I once spent an entire afternoon with one.

...did I just say that out loud?

ahem...well, not ALL afternoon...

but we're not talking about me...

Anyway, personally, I prefer the weight of a man. Toys can bring the orgasm quick, but then what? I like to feel the entire experience, not just the quick BZZZZ! That's good for when your man isn't there and it takes the edge off.

The problem is, you ARE there. So not sure what her problem is that she can't get enough. That sounds like she needs to talk to someone about her addiction.

Annamaria said...

BROOKE & BOB SITTIN IN A TREE...LMAO

BOB can be great to hang out with for a few...but if a sister has to pick one or the other very few will choose to BOB over a man... Sounds like your girl has a problem. BUT I really wonder how it could get to 4 years before it started becoming an issue.

Brooke said...

I still don't have a BOB Annamaria, I'm bullsh*ttin...

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