Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Sex Songs

Happy Hump Day!

In the spirit of "Humping," I thought I'd keep it light and fun today and ask all of you to name your favorite songs to get busy to. But here's the catch - you have to name 5 songs to "make love" to...and 5 songs to "f*ck" to.

Now, if you're confused about the difference between making love and having sex (straight bonin'), then I'll break down the difference to you in one simple word:


Now, I'm not saying one is better than the other. Sometimes we want it to be slow and sensual and tender. Other times, we want you to pull our hair and spank us from the back! Making love is inclusive of both of you and mutual pleasure, whereas sex with no intimacy is simply a physical, individual act - just to get your rocks off. But whether you want to be caressed, or have your back blown out - there's a song for either mood :)

Brookey's Top 10 songs to Make Love To:

This list was hard to do, because I think there are so many great love songs out there that capture the art of love-making - but here are a few that come to mind instantly:

1. Adore - Prince. Nuff Said.

2. Anything by Luther Vandross could be a love making song - but my favorite would have to be "Superstar" or "If Only For One Night."

3. Between the Sheets - The Isley Brothers

4. Sexual Healing - Marvin Gaye

5. Say Yes - Floetry

6. Cherish the Day - Sade

7. You - Jesse Powell

8. Whenever, Wherever, Whatever (BONUS: Spanish version) - Maxwell

9. Lyzel in E Flat - Jill Scott

10. Two Occasions - The Deele

Honorable mentions go to "Candlelight and You" (Chante Moore), "For You" (Kenny Latimore) and "No Ordinary Love" (Sade).

Brookey's Top 10 Songs to F*ck To:

1. Do Me Baby - Prince

2. Darling Nikki - Prince

3. Bump and Grind - R. Kelley

4. Sex Me - R. Kelley

5. Come Inside - Intro

6. Mirror - NeYo

7. Any Time, Any Place - Janet Jackson

8. Love in This Club - Usher featuring Beyonce

9. Doin' It - L.L. Cool J

10. Freak Me Baby - Silk

Honorable mentions go to "All I Need" (MJB & Method Man), "Have a Baby By Me" (50) and maybe "Rock the Boat" (Aaliyah).

Now, these are just songs that I came up with on the fly - but I'm sure my list could use some help - so let's hear it!



Stef said...

First bitches!

Stef said...

YEAH! I made it!

The Cable Guy said...

Damn, I was hoping to get it today.

Anonymous said...

Damn B... just listening to your play list makes me wanna... cho!

I've F to Usher's albumn Confession! Was he trying to tell me summin? LOL

Anonymous said...

Boogie Down Productions "We in there"

on the flip side

'All the Things" Joe

Brooke said...

good ones! Let's see who can come up with 5...I did 10, but I'll let you all off easy ;)

The Cable Guy said...

Fuck songs:

1. Magic Stick - Lil Kim and 50
2. 12 Play - R. Kelley
3. Knockin the Boots - H. Town
4. that joint with Biggie and R. Kelly - "I'm fuckin you tonight" - ??
5. Say it - Neyo

be back later with the love making songs

-V- said...

Nice list.

Come Inside is def an all-time great for bonin'

Some good stuff you missed:

- Side A of Jodeci's first album.

- Any 1 of 10 songs by Maxwell.

- 1/2 dozon by D'Angelo but "Brown Sugar" comes to mind.

But my all-time favorite for Lovin' OR Bonin' ...

"Can You Stand The Rain?"

Horny yet?

Locksmith said...


Love making songs
1) When 2 R in Love - Prince (this is my all time favorite).

2) Baby I'm Ready - Gerald Levert (I'm ready to give a woman the world when this song comes on).

3) Love Makes Things Happen - Babyface & Pebbles

4) Almost any slow song by beggin' ass Keith Sweat.

5) Brown Skin & The Truth - India Irie (both songs bring back special memories).

6) We Belong Together - Mariah Carey.

Phuck songs
For some strange reason I love to phuck to old school HOUSE music. Put on an Old School House CD & I'm "Jackin' yo' Body All Night Long!!!"

Dancehall is also a good music to fuck to. I can really Dagger that ass when Dancehall comes on.

Brooke said...

I lost my virginity to side A of Jodeci's first album ;) Didn't want to appear biased :)

I agree, anything by Maxwell is a love making song. Same for Luther, Sade, Babyface, the list goes on.

D'Angelo - yum!

House music? :) LOL!

Yeah, I was trying to think of some reggae too..."Fleeexxx...time to have seexxxx" :) LOL!

Pretty Ricky What Dey Call'em said...

I think you guys named some good ones. And I only read of the list quickly so if repeat some ... I'm sorry.

-How does it Feel... D'Angelo (F*ckin)
-Sumthin Sumthin remix from Love Jones ... Maxwell(Either/OR)
-Lady In my Life ... MJ (Love makin)
-Love's Taken Over... Chante Moore (love Makin)
-Choclate Legs .. Eric Benet (Either/Or)
-Ribbon in the Sky ..Stevie Wonder (Love Makin)

Got more... but I gotta get back to work!

Anonymous said...

Til The Cops Come Knockin' - Maxwell.

That song puts me in back breaking mode .....

Anonymous said...

My list:

It seems like your ready- R.Kelly
This womans work-Maxwell
Fire and Desire-Teena Marie and Rick James
Secret Garden- off of Quincy Jones' "Back on the Block" album FEATURING Al B. Sure, Barry White, etc.
If I Ever "SHAI"
I want your Sex-George Michaels
Cloud Full of Smoke-Christion
I'll make love to you- Boyz II Men
Ebony Eyes- Rick James and Smokey Robinson
Good Fuck music

Push It-Salt n Pepa
Rump Shaker Wrecks n Effect
How do you want it-Tupac FEATURING k-ci and jo jo
The Best I Ever Had-Drake


Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, honorable mention goes to Chico De Barge "Love Still Good"


Pretty Ricky What Dey Call'em said...

Am I the only person that can't "Boing Chicka Wow Wow" to fast music. I might be able to do a lil sumthing something to a song like TOo Close " By Next... but I'm mad sunsual with mine.

Maybe there's something worng with me!

Anonymous said...

When it's concerning "fucking" the fast music just gets you hyped up and aggressive! "...No Crystal tonight..just an eight track and six pack while I hit that"

Plus sometimes a woman just want her back blown time to be all sensitve and romantic!!

Pretty Ricky What Dey Call'em said...

I agree... i still get my F*ck on... I'll yank the pony tail right out. Just can't do it to the Sugar Hill gang!

TheWetOne said...

Not to change the topic, but I had a girlfriend who would pee every time she reached her climax.

Has any one ever experienced that?

Brooke said... the left...and a day late - but I'll answer that:

Maybe it wasn't pee...maybe she's a squirter :)

Brooke said...

Pretty Ricky, I agree - kinda hard to get busy to fast songs, but I've done it...but mainly cuz the radio was on Hot 97 :) LOL!

Pretty Ricky What Dey Call'em said...

maybe it was pee... and that's why your name is the wetone. LMAO

Brooke said...


Yeah, you got "R. Kelley'd" LOL!

Stef said...

You all took my favorite songs! I agree with everyone's lists! I'm just happy to be first!

Been grooving to Brooke's playlist all day :)

Locksmith said...


Brooke ..... did you say something about squirting?

Yall done woke me up!!!! lol

Brooke said...

Hey, I'm just guessing here - she might be peeing, but I think she might be a squirter - they can feel the same.

Anonymous said...

Squirter? What they squirting?

Kind regards,

Da Virgin

Anonymous said...

Brooke, how do you know that they feel the same? I know you pee, but do you squirt too? :-)

Anonymous said...

What is Squirting??

Locksmith said...

Brooke Squirter Dean ....

Thank has a nice ring to it!!!

Keefe said...

*open up a bag of popcorn and waiting for someone to define squirting.*

This is gonna get good.

Brooke said...

Are all these "Anonymous's" the same person? Geesh! LOL!!

I have squirted before (wasn't TMI Tuesday yesterday??) but I don't do it every time. And they can feel the same. The first time I did it I thought that's what it was and I almost killed myself stumbling running to the bathroom! LOL!!

I don't know what the fluid is, but I'm sure you can google it and find out. It's clear and has no scent. So, to "thewetone" I'd ask if it has a urine smell. If not, then she squirted. If yes, then she needs to drink plenty of water during the day to flush herself out and then empty her bladder before sex :)

Locksmith said...

What the hell!!!! I've picked your lock on several occassions and I didn't know you were a squirter.

My ego is all eff'ed up now!!!!! lol

Brooke said...

why you tryna put my bidness all in the street??!!

and you can't compete with a Rabbit :) LOL!!

wingande said...

I couldn't even get you to utter "oh baby" and now here you are squirtin'!!!

That explains why I have had a call back in YEARS!!!!!!!

Brooke said...

who ARE these people???

DMoe said...

Lovely topic Brookey...

Since many of my choices were already said, I hereby challenge myself to dig deep and come up with some others. Here goes:

The Good sweaty lovin list:
1. OOh this love is so - Al B. Sure
2. Portuguese Love - Teena Marie
3. Funny how time flies - Janet
4. Your my latest, greatest inspiration - Teddy Pendergrass
5. Giving my all to you - Johnny Gill
6. So Beautiful - Musiq
7. Insatiable - Prince
8. You - Raheem Devaughn
9. Gently - Ready for the World
10. Teach U a Lesson - Robin Thicke

Alone with You - Tevin Campbell Slow Wine - TonyToniTone!

And now...
The Good sweaty-steady-slammin list:

1. Prince - AnotherLoverHoleinYoHead
2. Sheila E - A Love Bizarre
3. Lenny Kravitz - It aint over til its over
4. Vybz Kartel - Versitility
5. Lathun - Freak it
6. Mary J. Blige - Slow Down
7. Alicia Keys - Slow Down
8. TLC - Aint 2 Proud 2 Beg
9. Who am I - Beenie Man
10. Cocky Rim - Shabba Ranks

Footnotes: Any song named "Slow down" can be f**ked to quite well. Its the subliminal messages being sung that makes that a great choice, along with the numerous Reggae tunes listed.

Simple math:
Reggae = f**kin'

Stay thirsty my friends.

Anonymous said...

examples of phucking to dancehall music:

Anonymous said...

Damn...never made a chick squirt before! Here I am thinking my sex is impeccable and I can't even get a squirt...not even a drip!


Brooke said...

You may be able to do it and maybe the girl won't allow it to happen. I've never done it with another person...and that's all I'll say about that :)

DMoe, great list - but I'd expect that from you. But I do have to look up some of them that I've never heard before - like Lenny Kravitz :)

The Cable Guy said...

How did we start talking about squirting?

Not complaining...just wondering :)

Brooke, you SQUIRT???

Now I'm really in love. Will you marry me? LOL!

Stef said...

Brooke, I love you, but I think we should keep the topic on music :)

Jay said...

This always happens after "TMI Tuesday" - the conversation spills over :)

Brooke, you get MAD PROPS from me on the squirting thing. That's talent!

I love all the songs listed here, not sure I have any more to add.

I can f*ck to almost anything though - "Star Spangled Banner" "Happy Birthday to you!" you name it!

Brooke said...

Stef, agreed - I think I'm over-sharing again :)

Cable Guy - no.

Jay, I agree. You don't need ANY music if you just bonin' :)

Jay said...

Brooke, are you really single? Like REALLY single? If you are, I don't see how. I can see why Cable Guy is all over you (even if he IS mad thirsty!) - but for real, you SQIRT? If you let that out the bag, you might not be single for long!

Pretty Ricky What Dey Call'em said...

This joint conversation is coming out of left field like Johnny Damon.. but since we are there a negro is curious. How do you know if you squirt... If you in the middle of "Boing Chicka Wow" what squirts and where the F*** does it squirt too!!!! Is it like when I baby pees in your face???

Brooke said...


here we go...

Listen, you just know, okay?! LOL!

I wish Fury were on here to answer all these questions :)

Jaz said...

I can squirt - do I have super powers too? :)

I think all women can, they jus don't do it or know how to.

Where does it go? It just squirts out, like water. I don't know what it is exactly, but it's not pee. It's clear.

Anonymous said...

Pause so is the Squirt like clear mucus pee or is it like just clear water? "If it has a scent" WTF?
I am going to google this at home!

Jay said...

Damn! Two of you! I'm impressed!

Pretty Ricky What Dey Call'em said...

I'm just tryna figure out if I should start wearin goggles that's all!

The Cable Guy said...

This blog should be called "The Best Songs to Squirt To" LOL!

Damn, B rejected my proposal in front of everyone. I still love you though! You'll come around :)

While making a woman squirt may boost my ego, it might be a bit like Pretty Ricky said - like getting peed in the face by a baby. Not sure I'd find that sexy.

Brooke said...

Well Pretty Ricky, you'd only need goggles if you made her squirt by going down on her, which is probably how it would yes, maybe you should :)

Here's a hint - double stimulation, try it.

Jay said...

Not sure you'd find that sexy? SHIIIIIIIT. I wish a woman WOULD squirt on me! I'd love that sh*t!

Man up Cable Guy! LOL!

It means you doing something right, and what's not sexy about THAT????

The Fury said...

Ahem (in my Lurch voice) You raaaaaaaaaaaang?


Squirting. Oh how I love you let me count the ways..

the squirt is a secretion created by the skeen gland. It is essentially the same fluid that lubricates the women's vagina and happens to expel with serious velocity when a woman squirts.

there are techniques (mostly digitial) to help a woman squirt, but most important is the woman's willingness to do it. Many women think they're gonna pee and try to stop you. If they relax and let that out of the prepared for geyser time...or maybe some gushing. Very sexy and such a turn on...also an ego boost.

so Brooke...would you like some help with your next squirting experience?

Jaz said...

Brooke you hit the nail on the head with double stimulation!

But it can be embarrassing if your with someone who doesn't know what it is. The first time I squirted, it took us both by surprise and he thought I peed on him. Luckily there was no smell, and it was clear, so we figured out that that wasn't what happened. But he still freaked out on me, so I think that's why I try to hold it in now. And its a mess on the sheets!

Brooke said...

I knew Fury would break it down - right on time! Whew!

Yes, it can be a mattress soaker if you're not careful! :) It can be a gush, a light sprinkler or like a fountain...something like that.

Fury, are you saying you wanna get wet? ;)

The Cable Guy said...

is Fury trying to move in on my woman?

A sprinkler huh? Interesting. I guess that's not that bad :)

The Fury said...

sorry if you're looking that up, it's spelled S-k-e-n-e

I tend to get excited on this topic and have written about one or two of my experiences.

very impressive that another person has come out and talked about her squirting. Many women are embarrassed by it. Don't all... ;-)

Pretty Ricky What Dey Call'em said...

Hmmm... I think I am very intrigued and I have a new goal in life! And I think I'd be going for distance. I just gotta get my Matrix moves down pact!!!!

Jay said...

I have the biggest smile on my face right now :D

Loving this conversation!

I'm thoroughly intrigued!

Jaz said...

I can only talk about it because I don't know none of ya'll! I can't say that I'm proud that I can do it, but it feels INCREDIBLE. But like Brooke, I can really only do it with a toy. Only one guy has made me be able to do it, which was the first time. Every time since has been with a toy because no one is there but me :)

Stef said...

Hmmmm, maybe I CAN do it then, because right when I'm about to cum if someone is going down on me good, I get this incredible sensation to pee, and I never let it out, I just hold it in, which makes me hold the cum back. I wonder if that's what it is. Never felt it with a toy though, I wonder why? Maybe I need a new toy to figure it out?

Brooke said...

I think you can. Like Fury said, it's all in the mind :)

The Fury said...

do I wanna get wet? Brooke, I'm doing my arm exercises ready to Michael Phelps this situation.

Jaz that double stimulation is definitely something to get the squirt going. Unbelievable dexterity in the fingers while massaging the g-spot comes in handy....

Stef- chaces are that's exactly what you feel. Next rime just let it go...don't be scared. I hear it's an incredible sensation.

wow 3 on the same board...

Jay said...

Fury, I'm just as stunned as you are. And even more excited that they're talking about it!

Brooke is being shy :)

Brooke said...

I'm not being shy! I think I started the convo...well, answered "anonymous'" question anyway...somewhat :)

Fury really broke it down, but I'd expect that from his freaky ass :)

For some reason I thought I talked about this before already :)

Stef, what toy do you have?

The Fury said...

Yeah Brooke is being demure since she has her readers, but mmmmhmmm we know now don't we.

so as far as the toys go, do you find that you let loose more with the toys? Will you ever be able to let loose and squirt with a man?

Brooke said...

I could do it with the right man I guess, one that won't freak out :-) But he'd have to be very skilled ;-)

The Fury said...

Yeah Brooke is being demure since she has her readers, but mmmmhmmm we know now don't we.

you're flirts don't fool me. You scurrred!

Brooke said...

Scurred of what? :-)

The Fury said...

scurred I'll get to you, make you squirt then you'll be up on the blog talking about how good and happy you feel. All kinds of glow in the office and all that. Lol

Brooke said...

Hell, I'd love that! Make me happy gotdammit! LOL!

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