Friday, November 20, 2009

TGIF!

This week was long like a mugg! (I think Pretty Ricky is the only person who still says "like a mugg" LOL!)

Anyway, I'm looking forward to the weekend - SuSu's birthday celebration tomorrow and then Lil Miss Sophia and cheesecake at Annamaria's house on Sunday :-)

Now...let's go!

1. Men - if you could take a birth control pill, would you? Ladies - would you trust a man to? ;-)

2. Are you a tongue kisser or tight lipped?

3. Favorite brand of condoms...and why? Men - do you lead a Magnum lifestyle? ;-)

4. Do you still keep letters/cards/pics of any of your exes (even if you're in a new relationship?)

5. Have you ever kissed a stranger or someone you just met?

6. Do you still have sex with your partner (or have you in the past) even when you were angry with them?

7. Do food and sex go together? :-)

8. Do you sleep naked or in pj's?

9. Top or bottom?

10. Hair down there? Shave? Wax? Bush?

*Bonus: Describe your favorite role playing scenario - or one you'd like to act out.

Go!

-b

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

First Bitches!!

Floyd

Brooke said...

awww shucks! Go Floyd! :)

annamaria said...

I'm looking forward to my cheesecake too! And don't forget my tootsie rolls! I won't tase Floyd so he can meet his baby but once she's born all bets are off! Lol

Anonymous said...

My first time too!

F

Anonymous said...

Thank you Annamaria for the pardon! :) Lol

F

Brooke said...

I'm trying to think if any of our regular commenters HAVE NOT been first yet? Maybe Jaz has yet to be first? hmmm....

Notice Annamaria didn't answer the questions ;)

annamaria said...

Blah blah blah yes notice I didn't! Lol TMI!!!! Lol

stephanie said...

DAMN Floyd u beat me.

Well I love to role play. I've just started to get my boyfriend into it. He doesn't want to play out fantasies I have played out with other men So I'll get back 2 u on that one.


2. I love to deep kiss.
3. condoms anything ribbed it fells soooo good.
4.Yes i keep pics of old flames. i have a special file called the X File. My boyfriend hates it and demands I get rid of it. I refuse to do so. These are my memories and I want to keep them. they are for my eyes only. My mom use to say "If you want to have a memory of a man take a picture, don't have his freaking baby" So that's what I did.
5.yes, I was known as the kissing bandit because I never gave it up on the first date or had a one night stand
6. I don't like to have sex if I'm mad it just makes me angrier, but yes I have
7.no
8.naked in the summer P.J's in the winter
9.top
10.Shave, waxed once and almost killed the nice lady.

I love the Dominatrix role. I like to spank my partner as well.He likes the stripper fantasy but doesn't go to strip clubs which I think is kind of weird. What man doesn't like titi bars.....mine. Strange just plain strange.

Brooke said...

Stephanie, I'm with you on the wax thing. I had it done once and almost punched the lady in her kidneys. It hurt like the dickens!

Jay said...

1. Would I take a pill? Yep, and twice on Sunday.

2. I'm a tongue kisser. I distrust tight lipped kissers :)

3. Magnum XL's, cuz theyre the only ones that fit. Not being boastful, just what it is ;)

4. I don't keep letters, cards, etc. anyway, whether in a current relationship or not. I DO keep pics tho.

5. Yes, I've kissed someone I just met. Hey, if we vibin, why not?

6. Angry sex can be intense, but not worth the drama afterwards. Make up sex is WAY better.

7. Food and sex go together - as in we have sex first, and then can you make me a sandwich? A brotha just worked up an appetite! :)

8. I sleep naked all year round, but I bring some to someone else's house just in case it gets cold. I keep my place hot.

9. Bottom...if woman is on top ;)

10. I keep it neat down there. Women should too. Doesn't have to be bare, but it's nice :)

Rameer said...

1. Men - if you could take a birth control pill, would you? Ladies - would you trust a man to? ;-)

- Nope. I don't like taking ANY type of pills or drugs. I've done quite well all these years without getting anyone preggo - I'll stick by my old methods.


2. Are you a tongue kisser or tight lipped?

- If I'm with her, I will deep kiss. Nothing wrong with a little tongue. I don't do it every time - different kisses for different time frames.


3. Favorite brand of condoms...and why? Men - do you lead a Magnum lifestyle? ;-)

I've been a Magnum man for many years.


4. Do you still keep letters/cards/pics of any of your exes (even if you're in a new relationship?)

- I do have pics of many of my exes in my old photo album, and I have a few letters packed away from many moons ago.


5. Have you ever kissed a stranger or someone you just met?

- As much as a germaphobe as I can be...I have in my younger, wilder days. I once got it going on so hot and heavy with a random dime we met in DC at club Dream (not even called that anymore!) that some of my peoples *still* jokingly make the Jadakiss sound when they see me ("a-HA!").

My boy Delwin just calls me "The Kiss"...lmao.


6. Do you still have sex with your partner (or have you in the past) even when you were angry with them?

- Please refer to Ne-Yo's song "When You're Mad"...


7. Do food and sex go together? :-)

- Yup. Not saying anything else other than "Sassy Sauce".


8. Do you sleep naked or in pj's?

- I sleep in boxer briefs and no shirt if it's hot; t-shirt and b-ball shorts over boxer-briefs in normal conditions.


9. Top or bottom?

- Whatever she prefers.


10. Hair down there? Shave? Wax? Bush?

- For her? I don't want an ush-bush, but hair is cool. I don't mind a flight strip or a good Brazilian on her, though.


*Bonus: Describe your favorite role playing scenario - or one you'd like to act out.

- Um...on this one, I'll say no comment. I have plenty of scenarios I like - and have acted out almost every single one I've envisioned.

Anonymous said...

1) Would not take a pill....I want the Marley clan

2) My kisses are wack! But I prefer the tongue.

3) I am with Jay, Magnum XL all the way and that is still snug. Not bragging either but they aren't comfortable.

4) My wife found cards that I forgot about in the glove compartment of my old car. She tore them up...so I do not keep cards from my ex's now.

5) I have kissed someone I first met. I was kind of indifferent to it.

6)Cannot have sex when I am angry...I feel like a hypocrite in doing so.

7)After sex, what better than a sandwich, preferably peanut butter and jelly for me.

8) I sleep in loungeware and basketball shorts!

9) Bottom

10) I keep in maintained and well groomed!

Anonymous said...

I keep IT maintained! Meaning the hair of course!

Floyd

Brooke said...

was wondering if that was you Floyd :-)

Stef said...

1. I wouldn't trust a man to take a pill. If they're constantly "forgetting" to bring their own condoms, I DAMN SURE ain't trusting them with no pill. I'll do it.

2. Tongue kisser all the way baby!

3. I'm with the other Stephanie - ribbed condoms are the shit! Men, if you don't know, you better ask somebody!

4. I do keep all the cards and pics from past relationships, and I keep them well hidden. They're memories, nothing wrong with that.

5. I've kissed a blind date before.

6. No sex when I'm angry, can't do it. I'd feel like they were using me, not a good thing.

7. Food and sex go together many ways! I'd like a sanwich too! And a little chocolate syrup never hurt nobody! :)

8. Naked for the most part.

9. Top :)

10. I wax, but not as much as I'd like to. Not in my budget, so when I can't wax, I shave. No bush.

stephanie said...

lol yeah Brooke I think I saw Jesus that day. All of my girlfriends are like oh girl you have to go a few times and the pain goes away. So I said each time you go it's like they take a piece of your va jayjay with them. I think I'll stay with what works for me.

Brooke said...

me too! I can't even describe how much it hurt. It was like I could feel each and every strand being ripped from my body!

And what was crazy was she would "pat it" afterwards, as if that would keep my tender skin from welting up! And she thought the whole thing was hilarious!

I wanted to slap her.

Yeah...Nair it is.

Locksmith said...

1) HELL YES!!!! If I took the pill that means I can shoot a ton of blanks up in ya' and not worry about you getting knocked up!!!! PLEASE GET ME A PILL!!!!

2)I like a good tongue. Just don't stick your stick all down my throat. Also don't make it too wet. There is nothing worse than a saliva smelling tongue stabbing. lol

3) When I was young and dumb, I would by Magnums just to pump up my ego. That shit came to an abrupt halt when my ex asked me if I liked the feel of baggy condoms. OUCH!!!!!

4) I hate to say it but the letters and cards are immediately tossed as soon as possible. I don't like to keep shit!! However, the pics are another story. I have a serious pic collection.

5) I'm a former "ManOre." That's Man-Whore for the slow ones. I've kissed my share of women that I just met.

6) Angry sex is AWESOME!!! It's the best way to let your frustrations out, beat the shit out of the pussy (without going to jail), cum together, and forget about what you were angry about.

7) Fruit and sex are a nice combination. But if I had to pick a specific fruit I would pick grapes. Ladies have you ever had chilled grapes rubbed and eaten off/on your clit? That shit will make you want to throw away your Rabbit. lol

8) It depends on the day.

9) Top, bottom, on the side, in the car, in the office, in the park .... shit I don't care. Just let me "get it in!"

10) I don't believe I'm admitting this but I shave down there. Wifey shaves me because I have a tat in that area.

Ladies must have a nice landing strip.

Brooke said...

Throw away a Rabbit? not sure about that one ;)

Locksmith said...

B, I will bite my tongue and NOT respond to your last comment.

Brooke said...

ain't nobody skerred of you :)

Grapes don't have the same "speed" as a Rabbit :)

Stef said...

I have to agree with Brooke on that one. I don't think there's ANY fruit that can replace my Rabbit OR my Bullet!

Locksmith said...

I concur. But when combined with the movement of my tongue and the chilled juices from the grapes, your clit wouldn't be able to handle the multiple ways I would excite it. It would be a wrap!!!

THATgirl said...

1. Men - if you could take a birth control pill, would you? Ladies - would you trust a man to? ;-)
*Nope--I'm always gonna do my part to control the population.

2. Are you a tongue kisser or tight lipped?
*definitely tongue

3. Favorite brand of condoms...and why? Men - do you lead a Magnum lifestyle? ;-)
*I dont have a favorite..but I do like Magnum men...only if they really need them. There are too many dudes runnin around with saggy maggies lol.

4. Do you still keep letters/cards/pics of any of your exes (even if you're in a new relationship?)
*Yep

5. Have you ever kissed a stranger or someone you just met?
*Ehhhh, once or twice lol.

6. Do you still have sex with your partner (or have you in the past) even when you were angry with them?
*Yep. It then becomes makeup sex :)

7. Do food and sex go together? :-)
*Not so much.

8. Do you sleep naked or in pj's?
*If I'm by myself, naked. But if I'm with someone, some kind of pjs.

9. Top or bottom?
*Depends on what he's working with. I personally prefer backshots.

10. Hair down there? Shave? Wax? Bush?
*Totally bare. An ex put me on to it, and I never let it grow back!!

Locksmith said...

Brooklyn,

Where are your answers? I told you about posting surveys and NOT posting your answers!!

Brooke said...

Okay, I guess it's time to give my answers :)

1. I'd trust a man to take a pill only if he was my husband. Otherwise, I'd rather be responsible for that since I'd still be the one carrying the baby. If men suddenly develop the ability to bear children, he can take the pill all he wants :)

2. Definitely a tongue kisser, but not wet and sloppy. I rarely tongue kiss right after I eat though...or after he eats...at least I don't like to.

3. Favorite brand of condoms would be the kind that fits him :) Also, the lube on the inside AND outside are just lovely :)

4. I can't say I've kept cards or letters from my exes, but I do still have pics. I keep photo albums, and most of my pics with exes usually involve some sort of vacation or celebration - so I'd like to keep those memories.

5. Yes, I've kissed someone I just met...but not right away. Usually after getting to know him for a few hours first. No real "strangers." That's odd.

6. I don't recall ever having angry sex. That sounds like some straight up "Baby Boy" mess.

"I hate you"

"I love Daddy D*ck!"

LMAO!!

7. Food and sex? Hmmm...I'm usually hungry afterwards. But I've been known to do a few things with some popsicles :) Otherwise, you might end up itching somewhere if the wrong food goes in the wrong place :)

8. I'm the opposite of Thatgirl - if I'm with someone I sleep naked ;) otherwise, I might have on a t-shirt or something. It's been cold at night lately, so I'll throw on some sweats if I'm by myself.

9. Top or Bottom? Both :) And Thatgirl is right - depends on what he's working with. Not trying to impale myself :)

10. I keep it neat, but never totally bare.

Brooke said...

See LockSmiff! I was writing them as you were commenting! Be patient! I always do mine last!

Geesh! :)

Stef said...

BROOKE!! You ain't neva lied!

Whip cream down there is a sure fire way to get a yeast infection!

Trust me, I know!

Brooke said...

I'm still laughing at "saggy maggies" and "baggy condom feel" :)

Locksmiff, I would have DIED if I were a man and someone said that to me! Yikes! LOL!

Some of y'all need to stop with that though. If they're too big, they're too big - don't play yourself.

Jay said...

Brooke? Popsicles? Word?

Locksmith ..... I mean Locksmiff said...

Uhh .... "why come" I aint never get to see your popsicle trick????? You were holding out on a brother.

Brooke said...

Mind your business :-)

DMoe said...

Dmoe's late to the party azz...

1. Yes
2. Tongue
3. Lifestyles X12
4. No
5. Stranger/Just met? Not that I can recall.
6. Angry? I have.
7.Certainly, but ya gotta be smart about it.
8. shorts
9. both (whichever she prefers)
10. Love her to shave it all!
Me? A neat fade. LOL.

That is all.
DMoe

The Fury said...

had to get some of this...even days late...

1)I'd def take a pill. Not sure it'stop me from using a condom though...unless there was an anti-std pill too.

2)love a passionate deep tongue kiss

3) Magnum XL

4)I have a photo album that's in chronological order so there are all kinds of pics of exes in there. A few are a little too "sexy" to be just a pic like exes posing in bathing suits and shit but whatever.

5)hmmm can't think of a time that's happened. But if the vibe is right I would. I did have a stripper kiss me once and I damn near slapped her pushing her face away. Her line "sorry I got carried away". I went to the bathroom and washed omy lipes! That wasn't a deep kiss.

6) I've had very angry sex. That shit was VERY GOOD.But the make up sex was better.

7)definitely but I'm with Brooke and Stef in being careful what you use. I've had the whipcream on the dick trick done. Hell she used it to stir up the cool whip....then put it back in the fridge and didn't tell her roommate!

8)Naked in the summer is great. Haven't done it in awhile though. I still rock the boxers or just pj pants and a tee in the winter.

9) I keep it trimmed up and very ready for your attention....Brooke...anytime. Lol

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