Monday, May 11, 2009

Happy Monday!

So, listening to the radio this morning, Big Boy in the morning said that allegedly there are nude pics of Rihanna circulating around. I can see why Cassie would leak her photos, but Ri-Ri? Interesting. I guess it's the thing to do if you're dropping a cd, even though naked pics don't necessarily translate into units sold...but hey, worth a try right?

It seems that when celebrities' careers are a bit stagnant, or when they have a project coming out, or they simply want to be seen, they leak a sex tape or some nude photos. I think they keep a few on hand just in case of emergency. I'm not saying ALL celebrities, because for some, it could actually HURT their career. But I'm sure their agents have encouraged them to at least think about it.

Now, if I'm a celebrity and I don't want any sex tapes or nude pics to get out, guess what?....I simply don't make any. Simple as that.

But what about us normal, regular, everyday folk? No one is gonna care about our naked pics right? Just me and my boo are going to watch the sex tape, right?

In the day of Facebook, Myspace, and especially YouTube, I'd be a little leery about producing ANY of those things. That's some SERIOUS trust we're talking here. But for some folks, sites like those are EXACTLY why they take nude photos of themselves or make sex tapes. The exhibitionist LIVES for this type of thing.

Some people thrive on it. Ladies, you know what I'm talking about:

Woman: "So, what are you doing?"

Man: "Thinking about you."

Woman: "Oh yeah, what're you thinking?"

Man: "I can show you better than I can tell you."

Woman: "....okay....???"

(incoming media message on cell - woman is now staring at a pic of a fully erect penis, along with hairy legs, feet and funny looking tile - taken from the point of view of a man looking down with his camera phone standing in the shower)

Woman: "...uh...wow...nice (or, in some cases, "is it erect?")"

Man: "...see what you do to me girl"

LOL!!

Don't act like that's only happened to me! I know some of you ladies have full dick galleries in your phone...stop frontin!

Ahem....Anyway...

Some of us love taking sexy pics. You can be as free as you want to expose as much of yourself as you want - making your webcam, internet or cell phone an ideal fantasy playground where anybody can launch naked signal flares into the digital sky to announce: “look at me baby, I'm smokin' hot!” There are dozens of ways to use digital media to expose yourself, ranging from the mild to the X-rated. Sex blogs are populated with folks posing naked, spread eagle, pants down, nipples perky and asses out. Our very own personal porn.

and for the last time...NO Rameer...I did NOT webcam the homies. Ever!

And it's not just the creepy guys you see on Dateline's "To Catch a Predator" or some oversexed teenagers who are internet or digital exhibitionists. Oh no! It's the housewife and mother next door, the medical professional, the church-goer, the MBA student, the community activist. It could be anybody. And they don't look like body builders or centerfold models. They're your average, everyday people who simply want to feel sexy.

For some, taking nude photos or making sex tapes is about sexual freedom. It's a way to express yourself. If you choose to share them, it could simply be that you want to trade flicks with someone you love or someone who you think may appreciate them. It could be a self esteem booster, or it could be your way of letting the other person know what you're working with or the response they illicit in you. If you're shy, then taking nude pics is a way of enacting a fantasy that you may not be able to do face-to-face. Some people just like to be freaky...no right or wrong reason for doing it.

As long as the grown folks who are trading pics aren't sending them to minors, or involving animals, or don't involve some crime being committed... then hey, more power to you. But be careful. If you care if your boss, or your mother or your children will see these photos somewhere someday, then don't take them. Just because you're all in love now doesn't mean that taking nude photos or making sex tapes is a great idea if you don't completely trust the person who may take hold and keep that media. All it takes is for one "f*ck you too!" for someone to get mad and put your ass on blast...literally! If you DO take pics, make sure your face, tattoos or any other discernible feature isn't in the shot to identify you. That way you can DENY, DENY, DENY! LOL!

If you'd be embarrassed if the shots or tape got out, don't do it. If you plan on being the next Oprah, don't do it. If you don't feel comfortable doing it and someone is pressuring you to send a naked shot or make a tape, don't do it.

But if you're trying to go platinum the first week your cd drops and your body is tight...then hey, see what happens!

But if you can't sing...it probably won't work...jus sayin ;-)

What celebrity (or non-celebrity) would you want to see naked?

-b

30 comments:

Rameer said...

FIRST BEEYATCHES!!!

Brooke said...

Uh oh, Annamaria gonna get you! First it was Ant, now you! Watch out!

Jay said...

So, that's how I can send you nude pics of me??? Ask me what I"m doing - 'cause you know I'm thinking bout you? Good to know!

annamaria said...

Although I'm in a great mood thanks to my wonderful mothers day I'm still going to tase Rameer!!! Lol
Brooke u sure no webcam with the homies???? Lol I no believe dat!!! Lol

I think if ur a celebrity u should NEVER put urself in that situation but if ur a regular person in a long term committed relationship than hey do what u guys do. Just make sure u get all prints if u guys ever break up! Lol

Brooke said...

No, I have NEVER webcammed the homies! I don't own one. Please don't get Rameer started!

Brooke said...

I can see him now cuing up his music....

Rameer said...

If I could see any celebrity naked it would be...oh, wait a minute. Saw Rihanna LAST WEEK...

Delish, I might add...lolz!

Man, Freud would have a field day with this post! Did some of your pics wind up on "FreakyNewYorkers.com"??

I've seen plenty of naked pics of women I know...videos, too. Sometimes it's intended for my eyes only, but many times it's more like "did you know Brooke webcammed the homies? Word...check THIS out!"

This is common sense. Like FreakyBrookey said - you don't want anything to leak, don't take the pic. Although I've personally never leaked anything, I know plenty of people who have.

BTW...I LIKE Cassie and Ri Ri's pics!!! Say what you will about her musical talent, that Cassie is a slim goody...

Latinegro said...

I saw those pics last week. I am a fan. It wont make me buy the albums tho, unless the tig ole biddies are on the CD case or on the CD...then I may have to purchase one...lol

I think Rihanna and Chris Beat-her have a sex tape. I am willing to put money on that shit.

If someone wants to send a nude pic to someone else...then let them (of legal age of course). People are too prude...

Rameer said...

I still wouldn't buy the CD...cuz I can download er'ythang 4 $Free.99!!! Lolz!

I'm with Ant...let them chicks be as freaky as they please! I tell people at my job they're prudes every single week...

Brooke said...

I agree with Ant too...but if you do...

I forgot to put these other rules in the blog. Not sure if other women can relate to this..but here are some of MY rules:

1. Lotion up first. Ashy d*cks are not cool.

2. Make note of your surroundings. Don't send pics of yourself in a dirty ass room or bathroom. And for the love of God, please pick up the other women's panties and condom wrappers off the floor. Just cuz you send us a pic of your d*ck doesn't mean that that's all we're looking at. We're looking at EVERYTHING in the pic.

3. Don't send a pic of a limp d*ck - why bother?...not cute.

4. Don't talk sh*t about your dick before you send the pic. You don't know what you're working with until WE tell you. Since most women have dick galleries, we've seen big and small...and if you're about 5-6 inches fully erect, chances are we've seen bigger.

5. It would probably be a good idea to remove everything from the waist down - no shots of your dick thru zippers or with tighty whities around your ankles.

6. Don't try to make "model" faces if your face is in the pic. You don't want to take a chance on making "gay eyes." (women know what I'm talking about) Don't OVER smile either, or stick your tongue out...kinda creepy.

Ladies, if you can think more rules, feel free to post them :)

Rameer said...

WOW...d*ck pic rules?!?

What the hell else is there left to reveal in the world...wait a minute, I don't think I WANT or NEED to know.

Lemme find out there's a bunch of broads walking around with d*ck pics on the computer and in the phone...ya FREAKS!!!

BTW...rumor is the Cassie and Rihanna pics were hacked from the same computer...and that there are other naked celeb pics on the same computer that could be released soon. I can't say no names of whose computer it may be, but let's just say it can't stop...cuz it won't stop...

KP said...

You are hilarious!!!

KP said...

wow Rameer. That's some deep ish. I didn't think for a minute that Rihanna released something like that (though her young behind shouldn't have done it in the first place). Lucky for her Vanessa- our SU bunny- already broke the world in with that jazz, so folks aren't going to do her dirty about it like they did VW. I just feel for her family, especially her dad. She's pretty tough, but how much can one family take?

Rameer said...

I don't think Ri Ri's effected at all. She's been making the rounds to A LOT of parties lately, living it up. I just saw a pic of her out on the town from like 2 or 3 nights ago. Clearly she's not worried about too much right now...

And yeah, nowadays a nude pic or sex tape tends to help, not hurt, a female's carrer. Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton became mega-stars because of them! In Cassie and Rihanna's cases, neither one has an album coming out immediately, otherwise we might see some effect - but the larger public won't care in a week. Pookie 'n dem will be talking 'bout those pics for 6 months, though...lolz!

The Fury said...

Wow nude pic rules...I'l be sure to post these in my bathroom and dirty rooms around the house next time I take a camfone pic of my meat for someone to see.

Yes, I've taken a pic, actually in the shower too...is this a popular shot? Brooke, do you have a full on gallery of shower dicks in your phone? Remind me to never borrow your phone. I don't want any dicks near my face..not even symbolically!

Cassie & Ri Ri had some great shots. The Cassie spread eagel shot...whoa. I already knew about the nipple rings, but the clit piercing was a shocker...and intriguing. LOL

Next up is a sex tape featuring Hoopz, from the outtakes I saw...she's goes hard.

Brooke, are there rules for ladies naked shots? I'd like to send those out with any requests I may have. LOL

Latinegro said...

I think we should come up with those rules. I got some!

Do not show feet unless asked.

Make sure you are trimmed, or at least warn us that we might see a forest.

Know your strengths...not all asses are cute. Same for saggy tits.

phillygrl said...

yeah..i have one of those pix!!...Hey--long distance love, gotta do what you gotta do!!...Hope everyone is well..again, Im out , back to the salt mines!!:-)

The Fury said...

LOL I'm with you Latinegro....

Also for the trimming...do not zoom in on ingrown hair bumps

If your fingernails are in the shot make sure one of your nails isn't broken off and looking janky

don't be coy...it's a nude shot..let's see the goods! The hiding it stuff doesn't compare to the woman that GOES for it.

Hard nipples are preferable, rub ice on em, give me a tweak, being aroused...just make sure the nipple is poppin like Lil Mama's lip gloss

If you can lick your own nipple, do it in the pic...you'll have him at hello.

Serena W. said...

The dudes rules are funny!!!!!

Rameer said...

- Here's more rules...legs should ALWAYS be shaved unless u have little to no hair to speak of.

- We like y'all to be lotioned up too; an ashy chick isn't poppin'. If you can, skip the lotion all together and shine yaself up with some baby oil...something that really shows that SHEEN...

- fingers in the pooswa = TURN ON.

- ditto on biting the lower lip...

- not every pose is FOR YOU...know your body! Example - don't give us the backshot pose if you ain't workin' with much in the back...likewise, if ya titties ain't perky, keep 'em in the bra so we at least get the illusion...

- If your sexy best friend is feelin' frisky and wants to take the pic WITH you...by all means!

- Schoolgirl outfits DO work.


Chime in, fellas!!!

Brooke said...

I'm over here crackin up!!!

I'll leave the women's rules up to the men...you guys seem to have plenty :)

And Fury, you won't see any dick pics in my phone - I let my nephews play with my phone and you never know who'll ask to borrow it. I tend to delete them after I look at them for a couple days. If I haven't or will not ever see the dick in person, no need teasing myself. If it's a preview of what I'm gonna get later that night, then by all means, send away!

The Fury said...

Damn Brooke she gets pics from the homies! That sounds like quite the collection COULD'VE been amassed...if you kept them around...mmhmm

more rules...

go ahead and get the toy involved...we won't judge

If you have big, round ass, go ahead and give us the arched back pose...ask a friend to take the shot if need be. (see Rameer's rule above for the progression of that session)

Fluids can be scary or skeevy...use your digression

If you take it and send it...have the trust he won't show his friends, boys, coworkers, throw it up on that freaknewyorker.com thing Rameer talked about (hmmm need to check that site). Don't harass him to delete it ASAP because then...if he's a bitchass...nuff said.

Brooke said...

arched back pose? sounds like some gymnastics going on here.

fluids are skeevy? LOL!! but sticky fingers are okay right? with nice hands? :)

I don't get a lot of pics...but I've gotten enough to give out some rules :) LOL!!

sounds like all the men on here have too! LOL!

The Fury said...

Sticky fingers are great...

Actually fluids are pretty damn cool. It just depends on how it's captured. I've personally never received a skeevy fluid shot, but have seen them in my internet perusing...maybe because I wasn't interested in said person's fluids.

Not gymnastics. Just arch the back darling, just arch the back. LOL

Brooke said...

well, if I'm arching, who's taking the pic...cuz I damn sure don't want one of my girlfriends taking a backshot pic of me...ewww!!!

That would be a shot a man would have to take...and if he's there live, then no need for a photo :)

Rameer said...

Nothing wrong with one of your girls taking the pic...it could become a really GREAT photoshoot, in fact...

It's 2009!

Also, most digital cameras have auto settings that you can place it somewhere, pose and the camera will take the pic itself in a specified time frame (my cam will do take a pic anywhere from immediately to 5 minutes later).

Other rules:

- Fruit and ice cream can either be REALLY sexy...or pretty nasty. Do some homework before involving...

- you don't necessarily have to get bucked-naked...the Victoria Secretions can get us just as revved up...

- we like a nice background too! clean your ish up!

- Just cuz you see Ciara, Beyonce or the Pussycat Dolls do a pose does NOT mean you can match it...

- sending us pics in OUR clothes (our t-shirts, work shirts, jerseys, or shorts we left over there to change into) = SEXY. We love to see women looking sexy in our clothes, showing off body parts (love the open work shirt seductively showing the breastesses poking through)...

Brooke said...

I'm taking notes Rameer.

I once did that - took a pic in a Giants jersey...just a Giants jersey.

....yes, you read that right. A Giants jersey. Needless to say I lost a bet...cuz otherwise you wouldn't catch me DEAD in one of those. And I had to smile in the pic...was awful :(

Georgia Peach said...

Loved all the rules today. I have absolutely nothing of substance to add to this convo except are we sure that was Rihanna in those pics?

No way in hell I'll EVER take pics o vides of me nekkid. Nope, not gonna do it, wouldn't be prudent. :o)

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