Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Does Size Matter?

It's TMI TUESDAY!

Okay, so the other night someone asked me if size matters. Totally random, but hey...we grown right? So I ventured to answer.

And my answer was - it's all relative.

I know that may seem like dodging the answer, or being too vague - but it really depends. Are we talking length, girth, what? :-)

Honestly, I can't say that anyone I've been with was small...at least not to me anyway. I don't know if I'm being delusional, or if I've just been lucky...who's to say? Maybe it's just a numbers thing.

But the truth of the matter is, none of them were the same because the man it was attached to was truly unique. Each man, and his member, have distinct characteristics - just like each woman is different. All women have breasts - some small and perky, some plump and heavy - all different...and men love all variations. And so do we!

Women tend to judge how great sex is by how they feel about the man they're with, not necessarily what he's packin'. Sure, we might be impressed with a lil extra sumthin' sumthin', but at the end of the day, if we really like you, we'll pretty much work with whatever you have. They say the average penis is between 5.5 inches and 6.2 inches fully erect - but most women really can't tell the difference. It's not like we keep a ruler under our pillow. We really don't think about it that deep. (no pun intended...well...maybe ;)

At the same time, dudes that ARE truly packin' can scare the bjeezus outta us too. It goes both ways - it can be a blessing and a curse. If you have to cram yourself into a Magnum XL, we might run. No, seriously...we might. We may be intrigued...but then fear could set in (unless you like a challenge). I for one have no interest in being impaled.

This is TMI Tuesday right?


Ahem...anyway.

Personally, I think this is a question men agonize over more than women. We women usually don't run deeper than 3-4 inches when aroused anyway...so anything extra is a waste...and maybe painful :-) All of our nerve endings are in the front, not down at the bottom...so knocking the bottom out of chicks shouldn't be the goal :-)

Not for nothing, I - and probably most women - prefer skill over size anyway. Think about it - just cuz Kobe is tall doesn't automatically make him the best basketball player in the NBA. Having muscles isn't enough to be in the NFL. You need skill - mastery of it. You need finesse. It takes practice. It takes confidence. Size means nothing if you aren't willing to put in the work. By work I mean listening to your partner, paying attention, doing what you can to please her. Having the confidence it takes to know exactly how to touch her to make her feel amazing is much easier to come by than a few extra inches. Just because a man has a 747 doesn't mean he knows how to land it.

But what do you think?

Women - does size matter?

Men - do you think about your size? Does size matter to you (breasts, ass, thighs, etc.?)

It's TMI Tuesday - let's go!

-b

72 comments:

Annamaria said...

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!

AND YES IT DOES... Now granted it doesn't matter if it's between 7 & 8 inches BUT if your stuff looks like my thumb THEN YES WE HAVE A PROBLEM!

Annamaria said...

1. I don't care how much I "like" you... IF your stuff ain't cutting it & you don't know what to do with it THEN I'm OUT!!!

And yes I have a ruler. I keep it next to my taser!! :)

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm...juicy subject. I consider myself to be an avg sized male....(compared to the porn stars I've been exposed to sice 12) But w/ that said...like most things, I think sex is a mental & emotional thing first...then physical.

I can't speeak for the women. But from my experience...not a single woman I've been w/ has ever given me any indication that I didn't satisfy them. Every woman I've eer been w/ has always come back for more.. But it seems lik it's the overall experience of being in m orbit as oposed to just sex....Also, I've never had a bad sex experience....So I don't think of myself as huge...but no one has ever disappeared or told me no...or given me the vibe that they wanted to be somewhere else...or weren't into it...ladies...speak on it. let me know wut u think.

Brooke said...

Annamaria is back on top! LOL!

Yeah, I think if you have a one or two inches, that might not be a good look. But at the same time, I think most men would try to figure out a way to compensate for where they "lack."

And I agree, sex is 90% mental. When you add emotions, the physical doesn't seem to be that important anymore. If it's a purely sexual relationship tho, then you might have a problem :)

phillygrl said...

i have a funny comment on this...

1. I thin size does matter to me.. was with a guy once( notice I said ONCE) he knew he was very small & said so& I was like aww don't worry abt it thinking, hey it cant be that bad..Um YEAH!!!..so anyway, that was the end of that.

2. conversely, a guy i was with ( not just with, but in a relationship with--aside from the him being a great guy, he had this cosby like family that I loved as well) anyway, he was HUGE...he knew it, & was not into bigging himself up or anything, but crazy crazy thing is , his last name was DICKS.....is that crazy or what!!lol!!!

ok..back to my work...:-)

Brooke said...

LMAO!!!! Now THAT is funny!

Most HUGE men don't brag on it. A lot of them actually try to hide or downplay the fact because they know it can be a scary thing.

Would that be a deal breaker for any of the women here?

Anonymous said...

@ phillygirl....

So....wuz it better for u to be w/ someone huge or not. Did u enjoy it...Was it him & his family u loved or was it mr. Dicks'...."dick" Is there much diff between the huge guy & someone in between on the scale...Speak babygirl...speak. lol

Pretty Ricky What Dey Call'em said...

LOL... Annamaria is hilarious!!!! I think I'd prefer the ruler over the taser.

But for the most part, I'm sit back and enjoy this conversation!!!

Brooke said...

OH NO B! you don't get off that easy! Normally you're so open on TMI Tuesday, let's here it! LOL!

The Fury said...

Most men don't know how we shape up until a woman or women tell us The size thing is relative. Of course we think about how we measure up and then it's on yo ladies to give us the yardstick (so to speak). LOL

I didn't know I was packing until I was TOLD I'm packing..and again..and then again. And yet I still question it because one day I could come across a chick that's like "ehhh you aiight." So I stay humble and work on my form and techniques;-)

As for the bottom, I don't go for knocking it out, just massaging that third wall.

Brooke said...

I think I need to go to lunch and cool off a bit Fury...woo-weee! ;)

Anonymous said...

LOL... this is a funny blog.

Pretty Ricky What Dey Call'em said...

OH shoot forgot it was TMI Tuesday! Sorry Brooke... I was just focused on the size conversation. LOL. But if you want TMI...

For those who try the Lemondae Diet or Master Cleanser... NEVER..think it's just a fart. Treat all potential releases from your booty as a level five shyt alert.

How that for TMI Brooke?

Brooke said...

uh...better....I think?

This blog is funny, but this is a serious subject for some people! LOL!

Rameer said...

I'm writing this while listening to Joell Ortiz, Joe Buddens and Royce Da 5'9"...real Hip Hop ain't dead...it lives on my hard drive...

Anyways, I'm with the previous comments made by some. I didn't know my size was cool until I was told, and I've been told consistently that I get down for mines behind closed doors. But I honestly never cared about measuring myself or being concerned with comparisons. I started out sexin' earlier than most, with an older chick. Since I seemed to be making HER happy, I figured I must be good at what I do. Besides, the men in my family have a "rep"...and my older cousins would laugh at the fact that I was obviously keeping the legacy in tact...lol.

I don't brag about being the biggest, cuz I have no idea what a woman has been exposed to. When pressed about it, I tend to respond "it's a mouthful", which tends to end THAT convo (it is - lol!).

I agree good sex is more about the emotional connection, although sometimes you CAN just physically vibe with someone like CRAZY. I don't THINK I brag, but I'm confident in my abilities, and go by popular opinion.

And popular opinion seems to be that the kid is NICE. Lol...

Oh, and Kobe isn't the best cuz he's tall. He's the best cuz he works the hardest on BOTH ends of the court. And because every NBA player admits it when pressed.

Sorry - couldn't help it. Lakers & Kobe fan over here.

Annamaria said...

OK COMPLETELY OFF THE TOPIC OF CONVERSATION. BUT why did I just have to curse some man out for lecturing me on teen pregnancy...UMMMM I'm not a teen & even if I was why is it any of your business..LOL

He probably had a small penis...LOL.

Gina W said...

Brooke - I just finished watching the Tyra Show and she had a siiliar topic about size, but it was i reference to womens breast. At the end of it all , men dont know ish about womens breast size. They all kepts saying I like women with B and C's. Im like that aint big (Im comparasion to women I know with D's..lol)

Yall are funny...
lol @ Annamaria and Phillygirl. But Brooke, your right it is all relative. What one person likes might not work forthe next. As long as your average your and like The Jury said you got some form and technique, we are good to go.

So what happends if dude falls between the outlyers? In my opinion its more work, you have to find posiions that work so you can either feel something or no feel like your going to die.

Enough rambling...

The Fury said...

With women breast size or any size for that matter is definitely relative. I can enjoy a pair of As just as much as a pair DDs. It all depends on the woman. I like women of all sizes, shapes and thicknesses.

Annamaria, maybe you look so youthful he thought you were a teen? Compliment? maybe. Annoying? definitely. Tase him? possibly.

Rameer said...

(Ahem) I've been told I have an uncanny ability to ascertain a woman's breast size...or at least be very close...

And I DO like size B's. But I'm really not a breast man at all...

Legs & eyes. BROWN eyes. Everything else doesn't measure up, and BLUE eyes are straight up SCARY. But I prefer legs and eyes...

Brooke said...

Legs. Check. Eyes....??? maybe?

I'm gonna send Rameer a t-shirt pic and see if he can guess :-) LOL!

You do look like a teenager Annamaria, but still...not his place to lecture you. Tase him!

I agree Fury, breast size is relative too. I've been told I big ones, but I disagree...and most people who know me would say the same. Guess it's all in the eye of the beholder.

So, you're "legacy" huh Rameer? :)

Gina, I think if a man falls in between, that's a good place to be. You're bound to please SOMEONE with an average size so long as you work ALL your skills together.

ejackson said...

hi ya'll!!

YES IT MATTERS!!!

now, if you have a big limp one, then it wont do me any good but one thats too small?? hell-to-the-naw!! even if you can compinsate in other areas, eating cookie well can only get you so far...

most ones that are kind of small say the same thing..."oooh, girl, you are sooo wet!! i can't keep it in"

nah homie, you're just too short.

Brooke said...

LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!

That is hysterical! I'd be like, "nah boo, that's all you." LOL!!

So I'm getting the sense that it's a deal breaker for most women, which is kinda surprising considering we usually take more into consideration or give the man a little more room if we're really feeling him. No?

Anonymous said...

The ladies aren't giving any insight as to wut too small is. You all just keep saying it matters. But how much is enough...how much is too much...how much is not enough.... I thought the women would've jumped all over this topic.....be more specific.

Brooke said...

Okay, let me break it down so it can forever and consistently be broke.

If you're the size of my thumb, then we gotta work something out. Cuz really....that ain't cuttin it.

But if you're over 10 or 11, then we might need to figure out which position causes less pain.

I've never been with anyone less than 6 personally. Some women may think that's small. The smallest man I've been with was 6. I've had the big one too, and it wasn't that great because it's either uncomfortable or painful. Most men are very well aware by a certain time in their sexual lives if they're really big, average, whatever. Like Fury and Rameer said, if you get enough feedback throughout your life, then you can figure it out.

Men know when they're big just as much as they know when they're considered small. If you're average, which falls into that 5.5 to 6.2 range...or even if it's between 7-9, then that gets tricky. All women are different so there's no telling what is considerd big or small to them. Six to me might be small since that's the smallest I've had. But 6might be HUGE to other women. Who knows...

But if you're REALLY BIG, then sex may not be that comfortable because it becomes more a chore. If you're trying to compare yourself to a porn star, then you're misguided or being unrealistic. Most women I know who have been with guys that are HUGE say they didn't like it. It might be intriguing, but we don't want it anywhere near us. If it's freakish (anything over a foot long) then you might as well keep it away from me. Doesn't seem like that would be fun.

Anonymous said...

Big Boobs and "The Lock." What a combination!!!!

To re-live those days again.

Brooke said...

Stop it! :-)

Latinegro said...

Size does matter. Just ask any white woman who likes black men. They will tell you exactly why they date black men only.

While I want to say that I dont like to brag, it would really depend on the situation and the woman. Much like Fury, I didnt really know how important size was until women make it a point.

In any case, for me it is one less thing to worry about...lol.

It terms of woman. I am not into skinny chicks with no ass or chest. Very simply, I need something to grab (particulary at the end). However...Tig ole Biddies are imporant!

I have to state at something...lol

Brooke said...

I think you meant "stare"...and that's funny :-)

I'm curious how many men on here are ass women or breast women - aside from Rameer who already answered. And Ant too :-)

Latinegro said...

See...when I get distracted...yes I meant "stare"

Brooke said...

What is distracting you now? :)

The Fury said...

I like the whole thing. Head to toe. I tend to look at ass quite a bit and in the bed, I'm very attentive to breasts (hell ass too) but I couldn't pick one. I'm a woman man. I like it all, but I'm a sucker for a pretty face.

"The Lock" and tig ol bitties...GOODLAWD got me reminiscing about some good stuff over here. LOL

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm. Hello to all. Isn't this interesting All of the gentlemen "not meaning to brag". & not one of them falling on the smaller end of the size scale. Hahaha! It gets no better than this!

Well, if you must know from this girls perspective. It's very contextual for me...How I feel. How I feel about the guy...If I want to be roughed up or not. (hehe) I don't want a big stick that can't be used properly. There is a such thing as "fitting like a glove" & I like that. I want to be pleasured above all else. I much prefer an avg sized penis that is hard & moves properly & "scratches my itch" oh so well. (yes fellas that is exactly what it feels like. (at least to me). But I'd rather have that than some Mandingo who doesn't have any stamina or goes too fast...or can't stand up strong. Or be w/ a guy w/ no appeal but packin a punch.

just my 2 cents

What do guys think. Does size matter for men. breast, butt,legs, feet, body in general?

Brooke said...

hahahahaha! now see... :-)

off topic, and on Pretty Ricky's - a friend of mine did that diet once and said it hit her on the bus going to work. She said she started crying cuz she sh*t herself thinking she just had gas. Can you imagine a whole bus ride with a woman who just shat herself. When she told me what happened I was on the floor dying laughing! Hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Hell Yes Size Matters! It matters for men, and it matters for women. Men care what size a puss is right? I'm sure it would matter to a guy if his girl's puss was the size of bus. And adversly, I'm sure they wouldn't want a puss so tight that you can't even get in it.

It's almost a no-brainer. Size matters for both sexes. The puss is a wonderful muscel. It can expand and contract to do the job, but if you have a dick the size of a peanut, you have to know you really aren't doing anything. Nothing. For real, waste of time.

I want a dick I can feel. A finger could do the job if necessary, but if I wanted a finger all of the time, I could do that by myself. I want a big ole juicy dick that hurts just ever so slightly but makes me miss it the second we are done. You don't have to be 12 inches, but at the very least 6 (still whack but should be able to do the trick). Also, women don't like long skinny dicks. Those are like spears. Yes, you can hit the back wall but you aren't slaying the sides (unless you have some great hip action).

No woman wants a man with a small dick. You may have it going on in every other department, but know this: if your dick is smaller than 5 inches hard.. we are laughing at you and wishing (just like you have been wishing your whole little-dick life) that your dick could grow so that we could love it like we like the rest of you.

Sorry men. I know this is touchy subject for some of you who are challenged in that department. It must suck to have a small dick. There is nothing you can do about the size of your cock, but please know this: small dicks are like throwing a hot dog down a hall way! We hate it just as much as you do! Trust me. There is nothing worse than meeting a great guy and falling for him, only to find out that his dick stopped growing in the 1st grade.

I'm not buying that men don't measure their dicks. C'mon. You know you do. You know you want to know if you're hanging with the big boys. How could you go on what women say anyway? We lie when it comes to that: "Yeah daddy, I love your dick, you're so big, ouch, go slow, I'm cumming, damn its yours." Don't believe us. Measure for yourself and know that if you fall under 5, you are whack. That's the truth. You better be damn sure that your other skills (eat like a champ), are up to par, cause you will need them.

I'm just sayin!

Jay said...

I think it's all relative. I have been told I was big but for the most part I think I'm Avg, Which is cool with me. I don't really think about it (I guess it's all good as long as she doesn't think I'm small.) I figure it's about skills plus it's really nothing I can do about size.

Brooke said...

Oh wow, she broke it down! And NOW is can forever and consistently be broke :-) hahahaha!

Men know...they care. Women do too but we're usually willing to overlook it, even if we are complaining like "dang!" It may matter, it just depends on HOW MUCH it matters.

Size matters to men too...

Anonymous said...

"eff" the ass and "eff" the tits! I prefer a woman with pretty feet and nice shapely legs.

There is something erotic about a pair of LONG legs that flow down to pedicured feet in a nice pair of stilettos.

Anonymous said...

Finally! Some Rawness! That Bitch ut it down. Men know we care like crazy if we're satisfying a broad or not. & I for one don't trst anything that comes out of a broad's mouth...alone. I'm ggonna look for coroberating evidence. Or I'm not gonna give a good got dam at all & just Play the main role in my own movie & let hr do the same. Damn that. The object of the game is to get off!


But if my sh*t aint enough....OH WELL Bitchez! Lol. Every man want to be able to blow a bitch's mind like Justin slayer & them other sugically enhanced niccas. But Hey If I can't blow ur back to pieces...u betterfake like I can. Ill take that ish too. Nuttin wrong w/ a lie...so loong as it's a good lie. Make me believe it hoe. Lol Lol.

But I like a thick chick. a slim chick. big tits. small ones everything in between. It's all about that person. big tit-taays might look good on one broad & not so tuff on another. same wit ass & thighs & all that good stuff.

But finally a real bitch broke it down...thanx whoever you are.


rick nice.

Brooke said...

see...now y'all playin :-)

I'll be off comments for a couple of hours, gotta go speak to the kiddies at Rutgers - but I'll be checkin in! Hold it down for me!

The Fury said...

That Anonymous comment is funny as hell. I was laughing out loud. I've heard similar from women before. HILARIOUS at the dick stopped growing.

I've been told I'm TOO big, which was a bummer..until I showed her the finesse game. Brothers gotta know it's cool to slam it home like Shaq, but sometimes a smooth Iceman Gervin finger roll of finesse or the outside swish three a la Hall of Famer John Stockton helps.

Stir it like coffee, stir it like a muthaf#ckin coffee. Which if you're long and thick..will elicit some wonderful things for the lady.

Brooke said...

awww sookie now!

okay, I'm really going now! be back!

Serena W. said...

Damn Brooke I just looked at this blog after being out all day on the field and this is real!

I agree with one of the anonymous comments...size matters for both parties...period.

Now I'm going to do what Pretty Ricky is doing, sit back and read the rest of the convo lmao!

Craig n 'em said...

(tapping mike) hello? Is this thing on? ;-)

Annamaria said...

Latinegro that whole that's why white girls date black guys thing is a MYTH....Race doesn't play a part in size.. Either you have it or you don't...I do believe race plays a part in rythm though.

Latinegro said...

Anamaria...I am not saying that it is true. I am saying that is what white girls who love black men will say.

I have talked to white girls who fall into this category and they have said pretty much the same thing...Black men have big dicks.

Craig n 'em said...

All this talk on size....what about SHAPE? What if its shaped like a GREEN BANANA? What if you can use your penis as a coat rack? What if you can have sex with your mate around corners?

Craig n 'em said...

What if your penis is shaped like the finger gesture of "COME HERE"???

Craig n 'em said...

I can't have sex without music....;-/

Annamaria said...

craig you are just strange!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

(Ahem) Craig,

What if you can use a vajayjay as a parachute? Would you jump?

Craig n 'em said...

Would I jump in or out?

Serena W. said...

This is getting funny!

Anonymous said...

Craig,

I'm sure we all would like to hear how you would handle both situations.

Please explain.

Anonymous said...

And also include if you are making these jumps before or after one of your Green Peace journeys.

:-)

Craig n 'em said...

If I use a vajayjay...When you vajayjay...you mean vagina? pussy? The Pink Panther? I want to be clear so I can properly answer your question...

Rameer said...

Oh, we wanna do "real talk" now? Aight...

Size does matter, as someone pointed out about the poo-swa AND the dillznik. But I can only speak for myself - I don't, nor have I ever, been one to measure myself. Now, if some of you ladies have run into some insecure dudes who are keeping rulers in the bathroom, so be it. But I DO go off popular opinion - and I don't mean just what she tells me.

Since I was young, here's my barometer of the truth - a girl you banged out before has an attitude or dislikes you at some point. As females do, she may begin talking ish about you. Inevitably, somehow sex comes up - either her girlfriends say "I bet he got a little d*ck" or "he probably can't even work it".

When she says "hold up" and defends you size and technique EVEN WHEN SHE'S HATING ON YOU...you ish is POTENT. And that's been MY experience...I have a lot of females that I know, and I'm always surprised how after the fact they'll say "such and such said"...maybe I don't expect certain females to speak as riggedy-raw as we do, but I'm apparently y'all ALL DO.

I even once won a bet from a girl I knew to find one girl who could say anything bad about the kid sexually on the low. She honestly couldn't. There's a lot one can say about me...but sexually, I do work.

Now, if someone wants to think me and the other men who are always honest on this blog are lying - so be it. I'm not going to send a d*ck pic or put together a testimonial reel to put your mind at ease that I'm truthful, and I doubt the other guys will either. But if you're used to dealing with some short-d*cked, no stamina, no-idea-how-to-work it lames, I feel for you.

Brooke - as long as you're eyes are brown (and they are) you've got me. I don't need no light brown eyes, or what people think are pretty (Eurocentric thinking for the most part) - I like dominant, typical brown eyes. nothing is prettier. Cats can keep all those wolf and cat eyes. I DO like all shades of brown, but I like dark brown ones that you can see the richness of the eye when the light shines on them just right.

I LOVE Erykah Badu's eyes....mmm!

I really don't know if I'm too big...but I always say - and this is truly my thought - if I'M too little for you, then you probably took on an offensive line. Seriously. I think I must be a good size based on the comments I've heard from women who commented and thought it wouldn't get back to me. But I'm not gonna lie and say I'm packing a 12 inch dong. Nah, son. I'm packing A MOUTHFUL. Not too skinny, not too wide.

And if we want to get REAL RAW...the fact that a number of women have had to "get used to me" after insertion kinda leads me to believe I don't fall into the small range...

I'll admit it - I WOULD CARE if I had ever had a bad review or was told I was somehow inadequate. I've literally never heard that in my life. I may be told to do something differently - slap my ass harder, pull my hair, I wanna try reverse cowgirl tonight - but those are more about personal preferences, not size or how I work it.

I'm very in-tune with pleasing my partner - I care about it moreso than pleasing myself. In fact, since this is TMI Tuesday - I've hurt more feelings from bangin' it away and NOT cumming than anything else. See, I have this little talent that I realize that male pornstars have...

I can completely control if and exactly when I cum.

That's right. I can literally bang you for hours and not cum if I CHOOSE not to. And I've even had competitive women try to "outlast" me. Doesn't work. And I've ALWAYS been about technique and communication - that's what happens when you're a little boy growing up in a family of women hearing how they talk about their men when or if they don't measure up. I was like "that won't be ME being talked about like that".

So yeah - I like to bust a nut like everyone on here. But I - and I realize some of you who haven't experienced this may object and say whatever, but hey - I honestly am way more concerned about getting her off than me. I KNOW I can get off exactly when I want to, but honestly - sometimes I'm completely cool with not busting a nut. I like the sex itself - I'm not working just for that 30 seconds of release at the end.

F*ck around with the kid, I'll leave you somewhere shaking like Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf...

NOW I'm bragging. Somebody had to step it up, since the inevitable "Mm-hmm Girl!" contingent wanted to speak up and somehow infer that some of us may be lying/exaggerating on our dillz - that's against the rules where I'm from.

Nuff said. Oh, and I said it before, I'll say it again - man/woman up and drop your names or identify yourselves if you're gonna drop some science or offer a strong opinion! What do the anonymous heads have to fear? MY name is Rameer, and I rep Buffalo and Syracuse University all day - and I back up everything I say.

If you can find the human being who can name a lie I spit in the past 15 years, bring 'em out.

LMAO!!! Yes, I dropped a book again - sorry folks. Saw another opportunity to have some fun...

Craig n 'em said...

To answer your question Anonymous...Yes, I would...but it depends on the VAJAJAY. If I were to use a VAJAJAY as a parachute it would HAVE to be a hoe's vajajay. Its all nice and stretched the fuck out...It would get some good air under there...I would touch ground like a muthafuckin' feather...

I can't jump out no plane with no tight puss....thats like jumping out a plane with a handkerchief...

Georgia Peach said...

Oh my. What did I walk into in this blog today. LOVE IT!

LMAO@ Liz, Annamaria, Anonymous & Craig. Ya'll all just made my day tdoay...

As for size - yes it matters, but I agree with one of the anonymous women that said she wants someone that knows how to work it, have her missing it after it's all done. Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl I am up in my office snapping my fingers and thinking about "Love Jones." Sigh...

I have been blessed in life to not deal with any small ones and I hope these blessings continue for me.

@ Craig - shape is important too...

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one who thinks the kid who wrote a manuscript & introduced himself is annoying as PHUCK! What an ass! lol

Anonymous said...

Smell matters too!!!! A sweet smelling vajayjay will keep my face down there all night!!!!

Craig, which vajayjay scent do you prefer: A) Chocolate Thai B) Skunk or C) Hydro.

My preference is Warm Vanilla Sugar scented vajayjay.

Rameer said...

Yes. You're the only one, "anonymous".

Read. It's what separates the educated from YOU.

Anonymous said...

Weeell of courrrse you would say I'm the only one LOL. But I'm preeetty certain that's the one you've told in the last 15 yrs LMFAO!!!!

What a complete idiot.

The Fury said...

Not only smell, but also manicuring matters. A good Brazilian wax or nice tight shave will keep me down there for a long time as well. Lips so soft and supple.

momo925 said...

I dont think size matters. I really think it depends on the man and the connection you have with him.

Rameer said...

I disagree, Momo! I now KNOW for a fact size matters...

"Anonymous" just proved it to me with the minute size of HER BRAIN.

Back to reality...

Fury - you're off the chain for the manicuring comment! But I feel you on the smell and the look...

Anonymous said...

I want to play on what Annamaria said "I do believe race plays a part in rythm though".
So which race in your opinion is wack and which will leave you begging for more.

Anonymous said...

LMFAO... Mr. " I can literally bang you for hours and not cum if I CHOOSE not to." says I'm unitelliget....Lollollo.

pure comedy.

How do u all stand this cornball? My name is ____ & I rep___ LMFAO!! I doubt u get any "good" pu%%y at all.

newsflash sweetie: If you have preface a statement or finish one w/ "i'm confident in my abilities" The entire world knows u are not.
confident people don't make those statements & then procede to show us through a 30 page term paper exactly why he's not. Lollol.

What a fool. Lmao!! Where'd u find this one Brookey?

Rameer said...

Says the little girl too scared to reveal herself...

You can continue to psycho-analyze and continue to be DEAD WRONG as you have been all day. Enough people know me on here (personally and casually) that I have nothing to prove to your cowardly self.

Just cuz you're brand new (or relatively so) to the blog doesn't make you some clairvoyant with sight beyond sight...

It just makes you another peon with an opinion. Everyone's got 'em...just like a$$holes, which you CLEARLY are.

And please know - I'm holding back and will continue to do so, because I'm not about turning Brooke's blog into a battleground due to the inane rantings of some bitter chick with a myopic brain. Brooke's blog is about honesty and people connecting - which we've been doing fine with out your "tidbits".

I'mma end it old school - get the BOZACK!

Brooke - see you tomorrow. Facebook me if you like.

Anonymous said...

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

whew!! I guess you told me off! MT. Lion hear me roar...Mufatsaaaaa! Lolol

Brookeybabe I am so glad u invited me here. I should've come a loooong time ago. You caan't buy this kind of comedy relief. Lolol I needed that. This Man is clearly derranged.

First he gives us a 3hr monologue about how wonderful he's been his whole life. But does so in a way that would suggest that even "he" doesn't believe hus story!!lol

Then He goes on too suggest that he has a superior intelect after giving the most asinine entry on the board. (never really got over that on) & for the finally...

He commeces to give another ten minute rant about how he's not about coming back at me by doing what (drumroll)......you guesssed it folks, the very thing he said he's not about...too funny.

I guess everybody on here lets u think ur smart but probably secretly boost their own egos by paying any attention to you....pure comedy.

If this is what it's like daily, I will definitely be back Brookey. ROTFL!!!! I can't buy that kind of bafoonery if I tried. Lololol.

P.s. Please Mr.Scary-thesis writing-boogey man who's holding back against lil old me LOL...save ur breath until next time. I'm goin on to more interesting pursuits tonight....but know that yor humor will serve me far into the evening. Thank you for sharing.LOL.

Brooke said...

now I see what happens when I'm gone for a while.

Why is it that Rameer only gets into it with "anonymous" readers? I'm beginning to see a pattern here - and the "anonymous" person isn't new at all in my opinion.

Now, everyone is entitled to their opinion. If you want to post anonymously, it's all good. If you want to rant for 10 hours, that's all good too. But why start with the insults. It seems to get so personal, which is sad. I mean, really? Why can't we just express our opinions without downplaying anyone else's or insulting someone? If you don't know each other personally, it should never get personal...it's a blog for crying out loud! And if you insist on insulting other readers, at least reveal yourself. No fair hurling insults and then hiding. We all family here, let's just rock with that, shall we? :-) LOL!

Glee, the comments today were funny as hell. I can say I've been blessed too, and I hope to never have to worry about if size really matters.

Serena kept it on the low today :)

Craig...as always...you had me crackin up! I missed you!

Ms. Princess said...

Dear Brooke-lyn,
First of all, I did not receive the email informing me of the blog today. What's up with that? I thought maybe you didn't blog today. I just happened to click on the URL out of curiousity, being as though your blog is one of my bookmarks (see how much I luv ya?). A month ago, y'all leave me out of the "concert group" and now this? Ummm, feelings hurt all over the place!
Secondly, the blog today was funny as hell! I saw 60-something comments and thought "I'm not reading all that!" But I couldn't stop reading them! Good topic today!
I think we all look at things in life at face value. Yes, size does matter, superficially. But, like we touched on in blogs past, what really matters is how we feel about the person. He may not physically have the look that the woman is usually attracted to or be the "size" that she may want but if she cares for him, beyond a physical attraction, she can deal with those things and be more sexually satisfied than if he were a man with the attributes she may have wanted. At least that's how most of us women feel about it.
Thirdly, sidebar comment, eventhough I'm sure none of them will read this post being as though it's so late, men don't think the yelling and moaning is solely for you. That helps us get in the mood and rhythm also. Her yelping may not be because you're putting in work. She may be a cheerleader in her own game, trying to work with what you got. So just because a woman's never rolled over and called you small doesn't mean you aren't. We're very good at playing the hand that's dealt us.
Brooke-lyn you have to stop with these sex-themed, sexually-laced blogs. Men on here bragging about size, performance, style, motion...y'all got me all riled up! I'm home during the day now too. You gonna have me looking for a man in the daytime with a flashlight!
I can't say anymore about that. I gotta go and errrr, do something. Hey it's TMI Tuesday, right? *wink*
Spread love my peoples!

Brooke said...

Princess! I have no idea why you didn't get the email today! I'm glad you checked for me tho...and see, I'm still up to read your comment!

Your response had me crackin up! You need to guest blog for me one day. And I know, I've been going crazy with the sex themed blogs lately. Can you tell my toy is still broken? (okay, so technically it's Wednesday, but TMI Tuesday continues til the wee hours :-)

I hope whatever you "do"...it works out for you :-) I won't tell anyone :-) Miss you much!

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