Friday, April 24, 2009

Crazy Chick Flicks

TGIF!! What a beautiful Spring Day!!!

First off, congrats to Dre (aka Black Cloud) on his brand new baby girl born yesterday!! Many blessings to you and yours Dre!

I want to go see The Soloist tonight. Rameer gave it a glowing review - and I'm not surprised - I've been wanting to see this one for a while. Rameer and I had a discussion about crazy chicks the other day on Facebook, so that inspired my blog today. Today's blog is dedicated to movies that feature crazy chicks :-)

Many of you have said that you have no interest in seeing Obsessed, which is out in theaters today. While I want to see it, I don't want to pay for it :-) I'll figure something out...but in the meantime, if you haven't seen the trailer (which I find unbelievable since they've been promoting the hell out of this movie) - here it is - with some commentary from Idris Elba, Beyonce and Ali Larter.



Okay, so doesn't look like the BEST movie ever, but hey...never hurts to look at Idris Elba's fine ass! LOL! Kinda reminds you of:



She was a nutso....kinda like Erika Christensen in Swim Fan:



Even Martin had one:



Some women even obsess over other women:



...whoa

So, seems everyone needs to beware of the crazy chick. And to all my men out there, I hope the kitty kat doesn't trump this kinda crazy ;-) LOL!! Just jokes Rameer!

Tell me your favorite crazy chick flick :)

Have a fantastic weekend, the weather is going to be FABULOUS! Enjoy!

-b

37 comments:

Rameer said...

FIRST, BEEYATCHEs!!!!

Annamaria said...

Rameer:

A BIG FAT PINK TASER UP YO ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

Rameer said...

I love ALL those films! I really do! However, out of all the ones you listed, I Glenn close is the only one I wouldn't mess with...that chick is BUH-FUGLY. That's some white man ish right there...

Even years after the fact, I look at her and go "ugh!". Great actress, but she hit EVERY branch on the ugly tree on the way down...

All the rest of those films...the crazy chicks DID come across as having the ill blueberry yum yum! And Ali Larter is PERFECTLY CAST to play a crazy chick in Obsessed...cuz she LOOKS like a nutball white chick!

I once had a crazy chick like that while in college. No naming names...she was younger than me. I had actually met TWO new freshman girls, both DOPE. I had gotten both of them to come to a Sigma party (I was always around the Sigmas, those were my peoples). "Midwest" (the chocolate one) shows up, flirts, and enjoys the party. "NYC" (the caramel one) sees this, and goes into action.

About a half hour later, I see "Midwest" and wonder where she's been. She backs away, like "I'm not trying to cause no trouble". I'm like huh? She tells me NYC told her to raise up off her man, cuz she's got dibs on me and can make things gangster if she has to! I was like "WHAT?!?" "Midwest" wasn't even trippin' off the accusation I was supposedly "somebody's", she was more like "if that girl wants you, I ain't fighting over you!"

When I questioned NYC, in typical crazy chick fashion, she turned on the charm and downplayed the incident. But Midwest wouldn't come NEAR me for the rest of the night. I found out later NYC was on some ol' murderous intent ish with what she said to her!

I wound up messing with NYC for like a month and some change. DEFINITELY had the Ill Na Na...but man. She really could've been in one of those films you listed, Brooke! I cut her back with the quickness after ish got too deep. She stopped washing, doing her hair, going to class...nutjob.

A year after the fact, when I had a girl, I was walking with her on-campus...we saw NYC. I thought her head was going to explode. I intro'd my girl, but gave a fake name for her.

I told my girl if she sees her again, to get away. She's not stable. And found out later NYC DID inquire about the fake name of my girl.

NUTSO!!!

Out of those flicks, I like Thin Line the best, but I really like how crazy the chick in Swimfan was. But you forgot about Demi Moore in Disclosure. Great crazy chick with power role for her...

I woulda messed with Demi Moore. She could GET it in that movie!!!

Rameer said...

Annamaria...PINK???

Why you gotta tase me, baby?? I missed you THE MOST! Lol!

Brooke said...

no, I missed her the most :)

I left a few movies off so folks could add theirs :)

note to self: Rameer attracts crazy chicks :)

Annamaria said...

Rameer.... Pink because although I HATE pink it seems like EVERYTHING I registered for yesterday was pink! LMAO I DON'T KNOW WHY I'm OBSESSED!
Sooo it is only fitting that I tase you with a pink taser. YOU defintely deserve to get tased cause of that first!

Annamaria said...

Funny how Rameer used to hang out with Sigmas in college & I hang up with them now..LOL

Rameer said...

I TOLD you. All women are crazy. It just depends on the level of crazy you are willing to deal with. Obviously you're showing examples of the most extreme...

So YES - I attract crazy women - cuz I attract women, like every man on the blog does. Lol!

Annamaria...I'm sending you my doctor bill if you're tasing causes any functional failure!!

Least you could do is use a manly-colored taser...like Black or navy blue...lol.

Andre aka The Black Cloud said...

wow you shouted out my baby girl on the crazy chick post?? LMAO

Thanks.

I've only come across the sneaky crazy chick. The chick you give your number on Friday and by Monday she's called you 20 times and left 5 messages. Seriously. Then you say "hey i have a busy day at work and they continue to call you every 10 minutes for the next 6 hours...SERIOUSLY...

Not sure about Obsessed. The trailer isn't that intriguing. I def want to see The Soloist.

Annamaria said...

Deal

Rameer: A BIG FAT NAVY BLUE TASER UP YO ASS!!!

YOU CAN SEND ME YOUR DOCTOR BILL BUT I AIN'T GOT NO MONEY WITH MY PREGNANT UNEMPLOYED SELF!!! lmao

Rameer said...

right, Dre? I was thinking that too - but I wasn't gonna be the first to say it...lol.

I have heard of one dude checking for Obsessed - that's completely chick-fueled. Will probably do great amongst Black women. The Soloist is really superb. Not what you think at first, and takes a little bit to build up...but man. IT really hits you, touching on homelessness; racial, social and economic disparity; exploitation and the way we view and treat mental health. And, at the root of it all, I think there's a major thing that happen though, not overt, every educated Black man can relate to.

I can't say enough about it. I knew putting those two in a film together was genius. Cuz I've loved both actors from the beginning of their careers. They're two actors I don't NEED to know what a film is about if they're in it - I'll be willing to watch it if it's on. Johnny Deep, Angela Bassett, Denzel, Clint Eastwood, Don Cheadle and Pacino fit into this category for me, as well.

Brooke - ever girl knows a crazy chick. You just may not have the details of what crazy ish she did on the low. Lol!

Rameer said...

Damn, A.M. - you homicidal today or what?

Or is the "crazy chick" blog bringing out your inner taser? Lol!

Keefe said...

Annamaria,

Don't hate on the color pink. I'm rocking a Pink Polo today.

:-)

Anonymous said...

Oh I've got a good one for you. "Addicted to Love" with Meg Ryan and Mathew Roddick. They are both kinda crazy in this movie which is more of a revenge flick. It's evil and vindictive and hilarious and I LOVE IT. It make me laugh my ass off every time. check it out.
Stephanie AKA barriodiva@gmail.com

Annamaria said...

Rameer,
Nope not homocidal.. Actually I'm in a very good mood...LMAO Imagine if I wasn't.
Keefe: Not hating on the color pink I personally am not to fond of it. I'm just not a girly girl. I was more of a tomboy. I've already started looking at local sports for her.LOL

ANOTHER CRAZY CHICK FLICK: NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS WITH ANTONIO BANDERAS & REBECCA DEMORNAY!!!
She is NUTS!!!!! :)

Latinegro said...

This is what makes me laugh. Rameer knew this chick was nuts and still chose to mess with her. That, my friend, is crazy. I would not mess with a outed crazy girl.

I am not a fan of crazy chick films. I have no real reason to whatch Obsessed. I feel like I have seen this movie before. However, Ali Larter can get it...

P.S. Dre...again congrats. I think Brook is trying to warn you...

P.P.S Rameer, I so trying to figure out who NYC was...lol

Anonymous said...

Would you consider "Debbie Does Dallas" a chick flick?

It is a movie and chicks are involved :-)

Rameer said...

Ant - that girl's Strawberry Shortcake was UNBELIEVABLE. Seriously...that ish would be selling for $95 a share if it was on the market...body was perfect. She was GORGEOUS. My boys still marvel at how I hooked up with her, and how she turned out so nutballs...

As far as who she was...I'll never tell other than to say that she was an NYC resident. But I'll say you would never connect her with me.

Ali Larter is cool...but she's not even the hottest chick on her own show. Hayden Panitierre got it over her...lol.

Serena W. said...

Wow I didn't see any movies above for:

Thin Line Between Love and Hate, Hand that Rocks the Cradle, Fatal Attraction.

Latinegro said...

I have to disagree with you. Hayden Panitierre is like a little kid to me. Remember the Titans is still in my head when I look at her.

Rameer said...

I don't particularly like Remember The Titans, so I don't even remember her being in it.

But I DO remember her in "Heroes" and how thick she is in certain ads and photo shoots...yummy!

To each his own. all it means is if we both worked on "Heroes", we'd be happy not fighting over the same girl.

Though if Dania Ramirez returned to the show, I'd give you every other woman on the show for her...lol!

Any...Ali Larter always plays crazy...so you'd be choosing the "crazy chick"...lol!

Latinegro said...

Whoa...Dania Ramirez is hot. We would have to battle for her.

With our luck, she is prolly not into dark latinos...lol

Rameer said...

LMBAO!!! With our luck, you're right.

Brooke said...

Okay, I'm back now.

Dre...I didn't mean to shout her out on the crazy chick blog, I just wanted my shout out to be timely. Hey, least I ddn't do it on all my other sexy blogs as of late. You should have told me yesterday when she was born so I could have did it for RTT :-)

Either way, I'm sure she won't turn out to be a crazy chick. Oh wait, Rameer said ALL women are crazy...too late! LOL!

I'm not buying anything pink for Annamaria's baby. PURPLE!!

Gotta watch Addicted to Love, thanks Stephanie!

note to self: Rameer attracts REALLY crazy women with the ill na na ;-)

Rameer said...

But Brooke...I thought YOU thought that I'm attractive...

And since I'm attracted to YOU...how crazy are YOU??

Lol!

Brooke said...

Finding someone attractive and being attracted to them can be VERY different in my opinion. I think Brad Pitt is attractive, but I'm not attracted TO him

But, in this case, I didn't say the women you were attracted to were crazy, they're attracted to you. But since you say all women are crazy, doesn't really matter :)

But you are a cutie ;) LOL!!

I'm only a smidge crazy ;)

Rameer said...

I completely agree.

So...which category do I fit in? Attractive? Or someone you'd be attracted to??

Inquiring minds want to know...

;-)

Brooke said...

Well, I'd have to be in your presence to determine if I'm attracted to you. I don't see why I wouldn't be attracted to you, but chemistry is very different to me and I can only determine that by seeing words come out your mouth, how your lips move, seeing how you walk, your smell, the look in your eyes when you look at me - all those things come into play to determine how attracted I am to someone.

There have been times where I saw someone in pictures and thought they were fine as hell...but then got in their presence and felt nothing. And then there were those who I never thought was all that in pictures, but they had a presence about them that drew me to them once they were around me. Chemistry means ALOT to me.

Rameer said...

Well, I smell like old Stetson, I walk with a crooked limp, my lips move like Bobby Brown's in the video he did with Ja Rule, and I typically look like a deer in headlights...

Whut you trynna do, honeydip?

LMBAO!!!

Brooke said...

first of all, your eyes always look sleepy (except in the ninja pic) so you definitely don't have the deer in headlights look. But if you really are like all those things you described, then I can tell you right now that I wouldn't be attracted to you :) LOL!

Do you think you'd be attracted to me in person?

Rameer said...

More than likely. I'm attracted to personality in large part...the most beautiful women can be the ugliest inside, and vice-versa. Being that you're already a very pretty woman on the exterior, and I find your persona even more attractive, I'd say you're hitting on all cylinders. =)

Now get a tiger tattoo on the side of your face, and you'd be perfect...lol!

But I dunno...my ego might not be able to deal with you webcamming homies...lol!

Brooke said...

oh boy...here we go again :)

But your ego could handle it if I webcammed YOU tho right? LOL!

Rameer said...

DAMN SKIPPY!!! Lol...

Brooke said...

well, when I get a webcam, I'll let you know :)

Annamaria said...

Brooke is very NORMAL.. Then again this is coming from her buddy that wants to tase or shank everyone on sight sooooo I'm not sure how much my opinion counts!!!!!!! LMAO

Brooke said...

LOL!!

Yes, I'm very normal...but that's all relative I'm sure to a guy, so not sure how much weight that statement carries :)

Serena W. said...

Now I see the trailers for the pics I listed lol. I was on my BB earlier...but those flicks were crazy and I forgot about Single White Female! Woah!!!!! Can we say crazy, deranged...

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