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Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Happy Hump Day!
Yesterday a guy friend of mine told me he was a "freak." Don't ask me how we got on that subject...something about TMI Tuesday I believe ;)
Anyway, for some reason, I didn't believe him. I think I conjure up a certain image in my brain when someone tells me they're a freak...and I'm not sure it's a good one :)
In our discussion yesterday, we said size was relative. Well, I think being considered a freak is all relative too. When someone says they're a freak, what does that mean? Does that mean they like to try different things in bed? Taboo things? Wild things? Does it mean a woman is a ho or a man likes to pull hair or spank you?
Here's a question - is being considered a freak a good thing? A compliment? An insult? I guess it depends on what your definition of a freak is.
When most people tell me they're a freak, it almost sounds like a warning to me. I instantly think, "what the hell are they up to?"
One guy told me he likes to choke women while having sex.
(Yikes!...actually more like "WTF?")
But is that being a freak...or being violent? If you're a woman who likes being choked, are you a freak...or are you nuts? Personally, I don't think being choked out is on the freaky side...to me it's more on the "Chris Brown" side. But hey, that's just me.
One woman told me that her man said she was a freak because she was loud during sex. If that's his idea of a freak, I told her she should go home and spank his ass with a wooden spoon or smack him in the face with a bag full of nickels during sex and see if he still thinks that being loud is equal to being a freak :-) To me, being a loud lover isn't being a freak at all. If she was vocal because it was THAT good, then that's just a reaction...that doesn't make her a freak does it?
Maybe my idea of someone who's a freak is too extreme. If you try to spank me with rubber chickens, or if you have sex with mutant lesbian midgets who zap your nipples with Annamaria's taser...then you might be a freak :) But hey, that's just my opinion :)
Someone once told me that they think R. Kelly is a freak because he likes to give "golden showers" to girls.
Maybe.
But to me, he's not a freak...he's a pedophile. A mentally unstable one.
If you have sex with animals, you're not a freak...you're just nasty. And crazy.
If you're a man who has a thing for wearing diapers and likes to get spanked by "mommy"...then you might be a freak. Or you might be just plain simple.
Being sexually adventurous, spontaneous, open to new things - none of that is freaky to me. But if you take it to the point where you physically harm, embarrass, exploit or disrespect someone, then that's something else. Some may say that there's a thin line between being "freaky" and being INSANE...but to me, the lines are clear.
So let's hear it...
What do you think makes a man/woman a freak?
Is being a freak considered a good or bad thing in your opinion? Compliment or insult...and why?
And lastly, are you a freak? Let's see if y'all tell the truth :-)
-b
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First! Tase This!
You are SO gonna get it! :-)
I think being called a Freak is a good thing. I do agree that the meaning is a relative. What I think is freaky may not be what someone else thinks is freaky.
I think it is all based on arousal. I know what gets me going and if you do something outlandish that satisfies my arousal...well you might be called a Freak by me.
I consider myself one because I know what I like and what I have done...and I will tell you that not everyone on this blog commenting crew will admit to the types of things that I have done and that is ok.
Let her bring it...bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzt
I know what type of taser she likes...ha ha ha
Uh oh, Ant is taunting Annamaria. I think I'll just move out the way :)
What kind of taser do YOU like A?
I can't even picture you as a freak. But then again, like I said, I'd have to picture you in diapers or something. I don't think you're a freak at all...unless you'd care to elaborate. I know TMI Tuesday was yesterday, but you have to give me some examples or SOMETHING! LOL!
Dear Brooke-lyn, What did I say about these topics? I can't take it!
Freak? In this day and age, freaky things are so commonplace . The things my boys call and tell me they've done and the things they show me in porn is unbelievable! I don't even know how they are limble or crazy enough to do it. Some things make me go "WTF?" and others make me say "hmmm, that ain't bad" lol. Sexual acrobatics never really make me think a person is a freak. I mean what two people do in the solace of privacy to please the other, is their own business. You just may get that feeling that's so grand, it'll make you do anything to keep that feeling going, to make the other person moan with pleasure - contort your body, swing from a chandelier, bring some crazy toys, release some of your aggression and choke the hell out of him! The ultimate for me is orgies. I think that just goes beyond. Maybe because I'm such a private person, but that's so animalistic to me. That's how goats have sex, out in the open with 1000 other goats having sex in the same herd at the same time. But they can't help it. No man could ever make me see what's sexy about rolling over and seeing 9 other vaginas getting the same "treatment" I am. It makes me think of disease just running rampant, ugh! Two friends of mine, who are now married with kiddies, have swinger parties. That bugged me out!
I don't have any juicy freak tales to tell. Nothing outlandish that would make a list. You know me. Maybe I wore socks one time, I don't know!
I'm on my way to my church's Wednesday service. I got to pray about this. And that all I have to say about that.
Brooke...do you need a little sumthin sumthin... is this part of your Spring sex series.
After the way yesterdays blog ended I would think you would stay away from these topics. REALLY..Rameer and anonymous were beefin?
I'm gonna sit back again and watch this one.... the girlfriend on a follower of your blog now..and we need to keep our freakiness behind clothes doors.
I'm going to freak it & tase the HELL out of everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyways I think freakness is all relative. Depending on what you are used to & what you like. For example there are certain things you named that are just normal to me....LOL Yes it was the nipple tasing...LOL
I do believe however that being in a long term relationship & about to have a baby you gotta keep things fresh!! SOOO I like to try different things. My feeling is that it's my job to keep my man happy & vice versa soo I should be open to almost anything.
I know, right B? Something must be wrong with me. But hey, I write about what's on my mind or what me and my peeps talk about. It ain't my fault my friend told me he was a freak! And it ain't my fault Ray J caught my attention. And it ain't my fault...
Okay, well maybe it is. But still! At least you all seem to be entertained. These blogs always get a convo going. I also wrote about LaShell Griffin - a gospel singer - on my othe blog and no one said boo about that one. Bunch of heathens!
Anyway :) Thank your girl for following me on the blog! You guys can keep your b-i to yourselves :)
Princess...socks? goats? Swinger parties? I think I need to pray on this too! LOL!!
You know it's danger when she posts as "AnaJolia"...watch out Ant! I knew the nipple tasing would get a reaction from her :)
Brooke... you wrote about leShelle Griffin????
SIKE YO MIND!!! I read it... just haven't heard her stuff yet! But I'll remember her name because of you!
I wouldn't say I'm a freak. I'm willing to try things but nothing I would consider myself freaky.
Most people I know that say they are freaks aren't into anything freaky. They just like to have sex alot. Clearly not freaky!!!
I would be freaky with you though!!! Is being freaky different than being a freak? lol
B, I can't believe you just wrote "sike yo mind!" LOL!!!!
I have her cd if you wanna give it a listen. She has a gospel Jill Scott sound.
Jay...stop it :-)
Jay...maybe you and brooke have freakish tendencies.
Hey, don't be draggin me into a freak world B!
Funny this was your subject today. I was going to suggest something along the lines of what's the weirdest/freakest thing someone has ever requested sexually.
I actually haven't had anything that outlandish - Not midgets, goats, saran wrap, cheese grater, jello molds, printing presses, or anything else imaginative. (boo hoo hoo)
I would say I'm a freak, but like everyone said, it's all relative. And, like Ant said, I've probably done things that others have never done, and vice-versa.
I tend to adapt to my partner and her level of adventure behind closed doors. You like playing teacher and me the bad student? Let's get it! You just wanna make love in the king size, doing straight missionary? We can do that too.
Ricky...the "anonymous" that I was "beefing" with yesterday is the same fraud that started that crap weeks ago. I think they just lurk around Brooke's blog waiting to read my comments and try to chirp in and hate. I much prefer everyone else who is here just to convey ideas and have fun in the spirit of Brooke's blog.
"anonymous" is a coward and troublemaker. I've already communicated with Ms. Brookes on it...we both agree it makes us think of a previously discussed potential blog topic.
sex with mutant lesbian midgets who zap your nipples with Annamaria's taser....That REALLY turned me on...no..I'm SERIOUS...
Craig...are you high? :)
Rameer, I'm the same way. I usually go with the flow of my partner...and if they can bring something out of me...then let's see what that is :)
B, yeah, the beefin was a little much. I don't mind heated debates, but when it gets personal on a blog, that's just silly to me. Rameer and I discussed yesterday and I appreciate that he doesnt' want to disrespect the blog or the commenters on it. I like that he keeps it real with his opinions without trying to get at anyone else (unless they come at him of course). My topics are meant to be fun and provoke dialogue...not hurt each other. I know we're grown and can take care of ourselves, but it's blog...I mean, really :)
That said, Ram...I know you got some freaky stories to tell! Let me find out.... ;)
I DO have many stories to tell in ALL aspects of life...I know it's cliched, but my life really IS like a movie...
But Unh-uh! Unless cats stop droppin' some TMI freaky tales of their own, I'M not puttin' myself out there so people can be like "Ooooo - you NASTY!!!" LMAO!
You can take Ant's statement and mark it as my own until then!
Guess I'll just have to find out on my own then...
....kidding...well, maybe....uh, huh? ;)
YOU can DEFINITELY find out...BOW CHICKA WOW WOW!!!
The Sassy Sauce should been a clue...lol!
awww shucks! I love Sassy Sauce. Okay, nuff said...you's a freak :)
...and I like it :)
Everyone else is being all shy today :)
Brooke...You's a Freak waiting to happen....BOW CHICKA WOW WOW...
y'all are cracking me up with that. Liz sent me a link to an Axe commercial yesterday that reminds me of Rameer - check it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbF0iAKdW4A
Is she a freak? LOL!
LMBAO!!!
That's my FAVORITE Axe commercial! And that's literally the first one that comes to mind when I say that quote!!!
Yeah...she just MIGHT be a freak...lol!
I was cracking up at my desk when she sent it to me, I'd never seen it before. I saw the other "bow chicka wow wow" ones but not that one. I'm mad she wheeled that old person away, I was dying!
She tried to do the booty shake at the end - I was in tears!
When I see you Rameer I'm gonna do that, see what your reaction is :)
Yes, I'm a freak. Not afraid to admit it either. But I think my boss reads this blog, so I won't reveal myself!
But yes, I'll do anything, try anything once. So long as we're both consenting adults, let's get it in! I've done 3somes, had sex in public places, outside, inside, toys, you name it. I spank, swallow, tie you up, swing from chandeliers, all that. I've never been with another woman before, but if my man asked me to, I'd do it gladly. I believe in having fun and making each other feel good. I think AnaJolia said it, you gots to keep it fresh and SPICY!
Hey, if that makes me a freak, then oh well!
I wouldn't say I'm a Freak, but I would say that I get freaky with it! To me, if you are sticking gerbils up your boo-hole, you are a Freak (a sick one at that). If you are dressing up like pony and having some man ride your back while smacking your ass talking about getty-up.. you are just getting your freak-on! ;-)
I'm just sayin!
Well alrighty then :) I ain't mad! Work it girl!
Maybe it is just me. But how are you going to admit you are a freak and sign in as Anonymous.
If that is the case then we all be Anonymous and talk about the real shit we do. I am not saying that what you is not true...but it is just not credible.
I know your boss may read this, but you dont have to say that u like cum in your eye. Shit, we all adults here, for all you know boss likes anal sex...
To the other Anonymous...again I am just sayin...you can admit gerbils and buttplugs up the ass all day...
(my impression of Rameer)
I completely agree with Ant. This "anonymous" garbage is for the birds.
Everybody else is adult enough to be themselves, but a certain person or persons interjects and feels the need to interact with everyone under the moniker "anonymous"??
***Quoting Irv Gotti***
"MAN UP, SONNY!!!"
I have a QUESTION:
There is a PARTICULAR word I find verrrry interesting....SWALLOW....
Some women spit it out like it's rotten milk.
Some women will avoid SPUNK like its acid.
RANDOM: Its funny when a women's hand is exposed to sperm shrapnel...she spreads her fingers wide open...staring at her hand like its going to melt...She starts desperately looking around the room for something to wipe it on...I just look at her...never attempting to help...laughing to myself (priceless)
Some women will hold it their mouths like a reservoir, cup their chin to catch any spillage, politely walk to the bathroom and spit it in the toilet.
Some women will be butt naked in bed...Not a night stand within a mile and they still manage to miraculously pull a napkin out their ass to spit that shit out...
Some women go down ONLY if you're wearing a condom...(I hate you...but I will always accept)
Some women say "they don't usually do this during movie trailers..." ESPECIALLY during a Tyler Perry Movie...(you talk too much)
And some women...Well...some women just straight up EAT...I mean...GOBBLE it up...Like their first FULL meal off the MASTER CLEANSE DIET....Like cereal...Like its Porridge...Like...I can go all day...
My question is....MEN, do YOU swallow?
Craig is a NUTCASE...LOL
I have tears in my eyes!!! Craig, you stupid!
And not for nothing, but if my boss read my blog, I'd be anonymous too if I was talking about swallowing, etc. :)
Anonymous doesn't bother me so long as the anonymous people are respectful of each other. I could really care less who they are, even though I know who a couple of them are cuz they hit me up offline. It's all good :)
Now, back to swallowing...do men do it too? All you "NON ANONYMOUS" ones can answer :-) LOL!
Craig, do YOU?
I don't SWALLOW...I SMEAR...
I don't even know what to say to that.
I don't even know what that means.
he does it with chocolate...lol
My face be lookin' like a model for a "GOT MILK" AD....
My face be lookin' like a DRUNK at 4:37 a.m. that went through a dozen HOT KRISPY KREMES...VERY SLOPPY.....
My face be lookin' like the model in the SWV "DOWNTOWN" video...
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!
Now THAT'S the realest of the real right there! I'm speechless!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Chocolate is for ASS!
oh boy, here we go...no chocolate ass talk! LOL!
Even I'm speechless...lol
Freak and straight wild are relative. As is most things. I say I'm a freak because barring animals, children and homsexuality, I'll pretty much do anything she wants...to her. I'm a dominant personality so don't think you're putting fingers in my ass. However, I will and have had sex in public places, in the room with others, given orgasms in public places...shit just read the blog. LOL
As for Craig's question, I dive head first in..all in. When I'm done my face looks shinier than Jermaine Jackson. I look like someone slapped me with an Elmer's glue bottle.
Ewwww?? Whatever! You ladies know what I mean. And chances are...I'll give you a big juicy kiss so you can taste yourself too, young lady.
..and never...and I mean NEVER has a woman refused that kiss.
I feel like this is TMI Tuesday!
B and Serena are just sitting back reading :) LOL!
diving in is a good thing :) all sticky and stuff... :)
WOW......... THAT'S ALL I'M SAYIN.......
WOW
For all the men out there (and some women too), if you eat "vajayjay" you are DEFINITELY swallowing "VJ".
That's vajayjay juice for those who don't know.
Grey Goose and VJ ..... nice combo!
WOWWWWWWWW! I'm in awe of the smearing. Never knew that was the technique. Thank you brothers! I don't think women much care what you do with the product. As long as you're treating the equipment right, it doesn't matter. We just appreciate you giving the equipment proper maintenance and tune-ups. Brooke-lyn, I gotta get off of here. I'm getting hot and bothered now!
Okay, anonymous, I'm mad at you! Grey Goose and VJ? I know who you are and you got mad jokes!
Prannie, I feel the same way. I'm out of sorts this week, something is wrong with me but I need to find something else to blog about, QUICKLY!
B,
The Grey Goose and VJ is nothing. YOu should see my Charms Blowpop and VJ trick.
How many licks does it take to get to the middle? 1..2..3..
Anna started with the Chocolate talk...;-/
My face don't be Hershey Kissin' Ass.....TBD...;-/
Hmmm...FURY brought something up...I still have a problem with this...
After a woman goes down on you and tries to kiss you after......."THE STICKY KISS"....I'm just not yet mature to handle it...
SCENARIO:
My girl just gave me a MASTER CLEANSE BLOW JOB! She looks up at me...approaching me for a kiss..
ME: What are you doing?
BOO: What? Babe, come here.
She comes in. I give her a kiss on the forehead.
GIRL: Come here...
She tries to kiss me again...I kiss her neck..She laughs it off...
GIRL: You stupid, stop playing. You play too much.
She tries again...I start sucking her tittie.
GIRL: OW! You bit me!
ME: My bad...
GIRL: What's wrong with you? GIve me a kiss.
ME: I can't.
GIRL: Why not?
ME: Because...You just swallowed...
GIRL: And?
ME: Your breathe stink.
GIRL: What? Grow the fuck up and Gimme a kiss!
ME:NO! I'm not tasting my own cum...That's....gay?
GIRL: It's yours, you fuckin' idiot...
ME: So is my shit but you don't see me eating it and trying to kiss you after. Go brush your fuckin' teeth....
GIRL: Fine...But I'm using YOUR toothbrush, bitch.
As she slams and locks the bathroom door..
again...speechless.
Craig your girl needs to clean the toilet with your toothbrush after you take a dump so that you can learn your lesson!!! I bet you'll want to kiss her then!!!!!!!! lol
And the proverbial poo poo talk begins...and Rameer exists stage-left...
See ya tomorrow, Brooke!
NOOOOOO!!!! Don't leave! It's over now!! Come back!
ah let him go, its all in fun. We grown and there were nastier things said here today then talking about the "poo". Whatever.
today's comments are funny as hell to me, definately made my day!
For the record, it's interesting that people say "if you do this or that" then you're a freak. then say "a sick one." By definition if you're a freak are you doing something that most people don't do, will not admit to it, or will do it only if they don't think folks will find out. Isn't that what makes you a freak? Doing something that most of us will consider "sick, weird, etc?
Brooke what's been on your mind lately! LMAO! I'm with Pretty Ricky...I'm going to sit back and read through these crazy comments and see what else comes up. I see y'all made Rameer exit stage left already! Hahahaha!
Yeah, I guess that kind of talk isn't in line with his delicate sensibilities :)
Rameer leaves and it gets quiet :)
I think you can guess what's been on my mind lately. But I really don't intend for it to get like THIS! LOL! It's funny though, it has kept me entertained all day!
Brooke u need to BLOG the cable guy & get it over with!!!!
Annamaria...I agree! Brooke call him up and get a "cable package." Three for one deal! LMAO!
Don't tempt me, he's been trying to install his cable for months now!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I'm saying a good man and free cable! Hee hee!
Listen to your friends Brooke :)
Dang girl...we told you now he's on your blog wanting to blog ya! I so needed this today (a good laugh) a long and hard day.
No pun intended :)
awww damn! See!!!
I know yall be talkin bout me! I'm sayin - I got HBO, Showtime, Cinemax, [she'll be seeing] Starz! I could hook her up real quick!
Her number is 777-9311! LOL!
Brooke, I think you should go with Verizon Fios. It may last longer.
Doubt it!
I dont know...It think it will be better for her. There is alot of bullshit that cable provides.
Verizon is cleaner. The picture is better. Overall think she wil be satisfied every night...
LMAO @ Verizon Fios. Be careful though. You know how the Cable company say they'll be there in a certain window and show up late. Don't show up late Cable Guy!
Verizon Fury is circling like a vulture. LOL
Well, I haven't been late yet. Brooke knows I show when I say I will. Brooke, are you having problems with your cable yet? You let me know if you ain't satisfied babygirl :)
Actually, Direct TV might be better. More Channels.
I mean...she needs Telemundo. She loves Latinos...
Ahhh, I see.
I speak Spanish, she can get her novelas from me. Papi got sumthin for her lol
This is getting interesting :)
I think anything that two consenting adults agree to is on the books and ready to be read. I'm all for some "freaky" whatever. It's when the titles get involved that things get crazy. And a note to the married women, you better be that freak for your man cuz there are plenty of Adina Howard's out there.
Maybe the Cable Guy has dough. God knows my bill is crazy! What gets me is those added fees! We don't want the cable guy surprising you with anything extra upon servicing. LOL j/k
Speaking Spanish doesn't make you Latino. She like platanos not fake bananas...lol
I don't know anything bout any added fees. What you see with me is what you get.
Well, if she likes Telemundo that much, maybe we can watch it together after I feed her my fake bananas! lol!
Brooke, what time you want me to come over to fix that box?
Y'all got jokes I see!
(circling over the drama waiting for the time to swoop in) Umm...Did I tell you that I dive in, head first? LOL
LOL!! yes, you did. I believe you said you were greasier than Jermaine Jackson :) LOL!!
Yeah, that Jermaine Jackson line was funny.
So...B. You want bananas tonight?
Fake bananas, bad cable service, broken spanish... Sounds like a great night!
Latinegro is a wild boy!
Since B likes to blog about me from time to time, maybe she can let yall know how her night went tomorrow for random thoughts thursday.
Ain't you off tomorrow B? that means you can have a long night tonight right? You up for a bit of fake bananas, service and broken spanish? that won't be the only thing that gets broken lol
That last blunt put my ass to sleep! WTF is goin' on here?
I'm wondering the same thing Craig! wow!
All this talk about getting broken and stuff! Geesh!
Brooke...You bangin' the cable guy tomorrow?
Will this be on PAY PER VIEW?
I'm not banging anyone tomorrow, tonight, or any other time soon. This was funny tho! LOL!
okay, okay...we can just cuddle and watch Telemundo ;) Brooke never mentioned she liked Latinos before, but I DO know she likes oxtails and rice and peas. Being Jamaican, I got some caribbean flavor for her, I'm sure she can work with that if I can't give her any bananas.
Hit me when you get home babygirl!
The Cable Guy knows your off days?? Swooping towards her place to circle above it. LOL If you have a service interruption or the program ends too quickly, there just may be swoop through the window to save the day
Yes, I mentioned I was off cuz he was tryna stop by to look at my wireless router (it's still acting up), BUT my family is coming to see me tomorrow. He left out that little bit of info :)
I didn't forget, I can be gone before they get to town. Although I'd love to meet the nephews.
Don't worry, if there are any interruptions or a program ends too quickly, I'll work all night to make sure it's fixed ;)
On that note, I'm leaving work. I'll check back in to see what fun you guys had while I'm on my way home :)
Well, let me know if you want me to meet you since I'm only 15 minutes away. I seem to be the closest to you to make sure you get serviced. It would be my pleasure, and you should really listen to Annamaria and Serena and Craig. They've been telling you to blog "the cable guy" for a while now lol!
I see yall, I read everyday. I hope she's not scared ;)
I'm in the QB mama, I'll see you soon ;)
The Cable Guy got game!!!!! Brooke you better tell us details!
Game huh? :)
I'm still stuck at work :(
awww, baby, you need me to rub your feet when you get home?
Nah, I'm good thanks :)
Ok - I'm all late to the game. The comments were off the hook yesterday. All I have to say is that if more were open about their "freaky" behavior we'd probably have less folks cheating, catching diseases, etc. There are LOTS of freaks out there and I say to each his own it's about what gets you off! Personally I'm probably on the less freaky side of things, but hey if my man wants to try something outside of the box I wouldn't necessarily turn it down unless it was just too dangerous.
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