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Friday, October 1, 2010
TGIF!
1. Do cheaters deserve a second chance?
2. Your partner wants to take pics of you naked. Do you let him/her?
3. You find a secret stash of nude pics of your boo's ex(es). Do you: stab him/her in their sleep? ask him about them? throw them away? or put them back because it's no big deal and it's none of your business?
4. Do you have nude pics of your ex lying (hidden) around?
5. If a man or woman invites you to their home, do you automatically assume they want to or are willing to have sex with you?
6. Is there a WRONG way to propose?
7. You catch your man/woman glancing at the tv while you both are having sex. How do you react?
8. What is the lamest sex move/position/trick that men and women do all the time, but you hate?
9. Is sex better while drunk or sober?
10. Have you ever fallen asleep while having sex? Has anyone ever fallen asleep on YOU?
Go!
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TGIF..................
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1. Do cheaters deserve a second chance?
-NOPE
2. Your partner wants to take pics of you naked. Do you let him/her?
-YEP (no face or birth mark shots though…I might want to be president one day)
3. You find a secret stash of nude pics of your boo's ex(es). Do you: stab him/her in their sleep? ask him about them? throw them away? or put them back because it's no big deal and it's none of your business?
-Put them back
4. Do you have nude pics of your ex lying (hidden) around?
-No
5. If a man or woman invites you to their home, do you automatically assume they want to or are willing to have sex with you?
-Not at all
6. Is there a WRONG way to propose?
-ON FACEBOOK, TWITTER or any social media network
7. You catch your man/woman glancing at the tv while you both are having sex. How do you react?
-Is the game on? He gets a pass.
8. What is the lamest sex move/position/trick that men and women do all the time, but you hate?
-Can’t think of one. If I’m in the moment, I’m going to enjoy it.
9. Is sex better while drunk or sober?
-Sober
10. Have you ever fallen asleep while having sex? Has anyone ever fallen asleep on YOU?
-H.to.tha.naw!
Or I guess I'm second since BatMan took up the first three moments to shine.
@Yolanda - :-) Have a great weekend...
I wish I knew who this damn BatMan is! LOL!
1. Yes...but just one...and depends on the circumstances.
2. My husband, yes.
3. I stab him! LOL! No, I'd ask him about them though.
4. Nope
5. I think they'd be willing, but not necessarily expecting it.
6. I agree with Yolanda, so social media or emails, text, etc.
7. Not cool. We can stop so you can watch your show if it's that important to you.
8. smackin my ass, but you already know I have doggystyle issues.
9. sober - but I've never had sex drunk.
10. once...but I was REALLY tired!
1. Do cheaters deserve a second chance?
Sure people change...I guess...
2. Your partner wants to take pics of you naked. Do you let him/her?
I prefer self portraits
3. You find a secret stash of nude pics of your boo's ex(es). Do you: stab him/her in their sleep? ask him about them? throw them away? or put them back because it's no big deal and it's none of your business?
Put them back, wait for the next time we have an argument and Im losing then...BAM! What about the pics of your exes little dick I found!?? *Winner!*
4. Do you have nude pics of your ex lying (hidden) around?
Locked away in a secure place.
5. If a man or woman invites you to their home, do you automatically assume they want to or are willing to have sex with you?
definitely not. I assume they won't me to fix something
6. Is there a WRONG way to propose?
On the big board of a sporting event. I love that video of the woman that said no. I laugh every time.
7. You catch your man/woman glancing at the tv while you both are having sex. How do you react?
I look to see which part of the porno is catching her attention. hehehehe
8. What is the lamest sex move/position/trick that men and women do all the time, but you hate?
There are no lame moves, only lame ways to do them
9. Is sex better while drunk or sober?
I actually have to say slightly tipsy.
10. Have you ever fallen asleep while having sex? Has anyone ever fallen asleep on YOU?
No and no. Umm..I'm The Fury COTDAMMITT!
Props to Yolanda for giving him the game pass. You rock!
@Stef - wait didn't you say you have a budunkadonk? No slapping of the budunkadonk?? damn *takes his ball and goes home*
I just think it's silly I guess. All men do it thinking you like it, but really, why woul I?
1. I'm sure they do, but I wouldn't be giving one.
2. Sure, but like Yolanda said, no face shots.
3. I'd put them back...maybe bring it up later. Depends on how serious we are.
4. no
5. No, don't assume anything.
6. Jumbotron at a game. I'd rather keep that moment intimate, and the chance for public rejection or humiliation to a minimum :) No social media or text or email either.
7. I'd probably just thrust harder so she can focus :)
8. I hate when women try to put their finger in my ass. Who told them to do that and how is that sexy?
9. sober
10. no
1. maybe
2. no, I'm body shy
3. I'd ask, f&ck that :)
4. one woman, but she wasn't an ex, just a freak wit a fat ass. Best waist to ass ratio I've ever seen - had to keep proof of that.
5. nope - I think they want me to hook them up with free cable or dvr box :)
6. without a ring - trust me, I know.
7. depends on what she's watching
8. kiss AROUND my d*ck. If you don't want to do it, then get from down there. Don't f*ck around with it, grab it and suck it!
9. I'm with Fury, slightly tipsy.
10. I think I may have dozed once while she was on top, but I was drunk I think.
Brooke...I'm curious your answers to these, especially to #8.
@The Cable Guy - LOL @ without a ring..damn homie!
Oh shit! Yeah The Cable Guy hit the nail on the head with #8. No perfunctory head need apply. It's a blow JOB. You gotta work mama!
@Stef - I know lots of women that love their ass slapped. When I get around to writing this one specific story I'll send it to you. LOL But yes, I understand it can be cliche to those that hate it
@Cable Guy,
you're so tacky! LOL!
@Fury,
I think men just like hearing the sound. You could have a flat ass and they'd still smack it.
I may be tacky, but I'm honest!
Where is everyone today?
okay Cable Guy...here it is:
1. That's an idividual decision. Everyone can change, if they want to - but not all cheaters automatically deserve a second chance. I've been cheated on and those dudes are now Black History - but that doesn't mean they haven't changed or are bad people.
2. Maybe body shots, but no face - you know...for when I become the next Oprah :)
3. I'd put them back, but depends on where I found them. Since I'm not a snoop, that would mean he had them lying around, in which case they're fair game to ask about.
4. No.
5. Willing, yes, but automatically assume? no.
6. All of the above answers I agree with. No grand, public proposals please...and please don't put "Brooke, will you marry me?" as your Facebook status. You should also avoid saying, "We ain't gettin' any younger, might as well."
7. I'm trying to think of what position we'd be in where I'd catch him glancing at the tv. If it's doggystyle, and the tv is in front of me, doubt I'd see him do that...but any other position and I'd think I wasn't handling my business right.
8. Fingers. Don't "dig." When using fingers, it should be a gentle rub or massage...around the g-spot area an no further down - and slow. Don't give me a pelvic exam or scratch my uterus.
Not big on tongue and spit in ears either. Jus sayin.
9. Never had sex drunk, so guess I'd have to say sober.
10. No, and no..but I have fought sleep before during sex.
@Fury,
It was a shotgun wedding...so that's why no ring at the proposal. It was more about her father not killing me than it was about love :)
@Brooke,
"Fingers. Check"
LOL!
Diggin' is for rookies ;)
@Brooke...."I wasn't handling my business" too funny
@Ayman,
Well it's true! If you're watching tv while I'm puttin' down my best moves, somethin' ain't right! LOL!
1. Do cheaters deserve a second chance?
Depends on the circumstances
2. Your partner wants to take pics of you naked. Do you let him/her?
He's going to be my husband...HELL YEA
3. You find a secret stash of nude pics of your boo's ex(es). Do you: stab him/her in their sleep? ask him about them? throw them away? or put them back because it's no big deal and it's none of your business?
Are we really asking ME? I'm stabbing him, tasing him & then watch him bleed out...THEN I'll call 911 eventually...
4. Do you have nude pics of your ex lying (hidden) around?
Hell to the Nizzo
5. If a man or woman invites you to their home, do you automatically assume they want to or are willing to have sex with you?
NO
6. Is there a WRONG way to propose?
I agree with the majority. Social networks...
I understand why Cable Guy did the no ring proposal BUT IF Powerz didn't have the money for an engagement ring but wanted to get married he could do it without a ring.
7. You catch your man/woman glancing at the tv while you both are having sex. How do you react?
Depends on what's on.
8. What is the lamest sex move/position/trick that men and women do all the time, but you hate?
I wouldn't know. :)
9. Is sex better while drunk or sober?
both
10. Have you ever fallen asleep while having sex? Has anyone ever fallen asleep on YOU?
nope & npoe
1. Do cheaters deserve a second chance?
-No. Someone has to value you from the second they meet you and know never to mess that up.
2. Your partner wants to take pics of you naked. Do you let him/her?
-No. I'm also a hypocrite for saying this. An ex let me takes pic of her naked and she had an amazing body.
3. You find a secret stash of nude pics of your boo's ex(es). Do you: stab him/her in their sleep? ask him about them? throw them away? or put them back because it's no big deal and it's none of your business?
-Put them back...because it is no big deal.
4. Do you have nude pics of your ex lying (hidden) around?
-Yes. Hidden in my e-mail...can't have evidence hanging around in the house. lol.
5. If a man or woman invites you to their home, do you automatically assume they want to or are willing to have sex with you?
-Depends on how many dates we've been on and how the sexual chemistry is between us before the offer. If there has been great sexual chemistry then yes...if there has been no or bad sexual chemistry then no.
6. Is there a WRONG way to propose?
-Yes. If the person you are proposing to you doesn't say yes.
7. You catch your man/woman glancing at the tv while you both are having sex. How do you react?
-Stop what I'm doing and turn the damn TV off. Next time, I'll hide the remote and plug out the TV so it can't be turned on in the first place.
8. What is the lamest sex move/position/trick that men and women do all the time, but you hate?
-I can't think of one. lol.
9. Is sex better while drunk or sober?
-Drunk. You go all out because you are not in your right mind.
10. Have you ever fallen asleep while having sex? Has anyone ever fallen asleep on YOU?
-Yes. I've fallen asleep when someone was giving me head. No. I've never fallen asleep on a woman.
After reading some of the responses...I have to amend my No. 8
1) Don't your finger anywhere near my ass. 2) Kissing all around the dick and not actually performing a blow job. 3) Blowing/licking in my ear.
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