Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Fellayshe-O

Happy Tuesday!

Okay, I've been so busy that I just simply wasn't going to blog today and you all would have had my apology tomorrow. I had no topic on my brain - nothing and everything on my mind. Then, out of nowhere, a friend of mine hit me up on IM and asked me how he could get his girl to go down on him.

huh?

I didn't think it was odd that he was asking me - I thought it was odd that there were still women out there who didn't do that. Not that I do...that much...if ever... ;-)

I saw this on Facebook a week or so ago and thought it was funny.



It kind of reminded me of what Kat Williams said in this skit from about 2:20-4:00. Check it:



It's a stress reliever, a healer and an "argument diffuser" :-)

Now, I really can't write a blog on what men think or feel about fellatio since I'm not a man. I can tell you what I feel when it's being done to me...but I don't have that kinda time ;)

Between my co-worker telling her story in the bathroom, the blogs I've written about it as well as blogs I've read, and conversations I've had with other people on the subject, it seems like everyone is doing it. I know the day is practically over, but I wanted to pose a question for the day - How important is oral sex to you? Is it a de-stresser? And if a person doesn't participate, is that a deal breaker?

Holla at me!

-b

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Connie Lingus!

Brooke said...

Now see....

you broke the rules :-)

The Cable Guy said...

Dammit! I was this close to being first!

Well...THIRD BITCHES!!

THATgirl said...

YES--it is a dealbreaker. I am recently single--and this was a contributing factor. It's 2009--are you kidding me? We aren't teenagers lol...you need to get with the program.

Annamaria said...

1. I didn't get an email??? WTF Don't get shanked B...

I agree this is 2009 and we all grown why are people frontin like it's all taboo & unacceptable.. GROW UP PEEPS..
Besides like I always say if you don't do it someone else always will... (and that goes both ways..)
Gotta go baby woke up....
P.S. Austin says NEITHER of his two lil girls will be doing this stuff..LOL

Brooke said...

I sent out an email Annamaria, I did!

Poor Austin...in denial :-)

Thatgirl broke up with her man cuz he didn't do down??? Wow!! She bounced that fool! LOL!!

The Cable Guy said...

Hell yeah it's a deal breaker!

I'm not saying do EVERYBODY, but if you my girl, then I do you, you do me. That's just the way it goes.

If you don't wanna do it, then it better be because you saw something down there that I didn't - and I get checked regularly...so you have no excuse. And same goes for you...if your shit is right, I'm down there all day everyday...TRUST!

DMoe said...

Uh,

(How should I put this...)

Gotta have it. While I can't call it a "deal breaker", let's just say I ain't making any deals until after the task is completed.

LOL.
DMoe aka Chase Lounge

stephanie said...

Wow, great topic, for me it's not a deal breaker. I LOVE IT, when it's done to me but I have to admit I have to be in the mood to give it. My man and I have this debate all the time. He NEEDS It after 5 days he starts to get LOCO EN LA CABEZA. But if he asks me to do it I get pissed off. ( yes guys I know what ur thing, selfish Heffa) I have to FELL IT. But when I do FEEL it It's on. It's a toe curling, i see JESUS, and I love you forever kind of moment... well, at least that's what my boo claims to feel.I say how about we always keep it even, hot and sexy and just 69. This way we are all winners.

Barriodiva
A.K.A
Stephanie

Annamaria said...

B-
I didn't get an email. I will have to tase you...

STEPHANIE!!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO BE FAIR GIRL....

Brooke said...

I'm mad that she said he NEEDS it after 5 days...she knows his oral sex cycle! LOL!!

That whole 69 thing doesn't work for me...cuz I can't concentrate one way or the other. One at a time, not at the same time.

Annamaria said...

I'm mad that dude has a cycle!!!! Come on people I have a 7 week old baby & Austin & I are more spontaneous than that!!!!! lol......

Brooke said...

Exactly...which is why y'all have a 7 week old baby :-)

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