Tuesday, September 27, 2011

If I Were a.............

Happy Tuesday!

Finish this sentence:

Ladies:

If I were a boy, I'd ________________.

Fellas:

If I were a girl, I'd ________________.

My answers?

If I were a boy I'd...

- pee standing up.
- probably wear the same one pair of jeans 4 times a week.
- have ALOT of sex.
- buy lots of condoms.
- fall in love. Get my heart broken. Then f*ck every girl in sight to get over the pain :-)
- hide text messages and take my phone to the bathroom with me, and still get caught anyway ;) - probably never change my sheets.
- probably have trouble dealing with my emotions because I was told to be a man.
- probably cry less.
- probably NOT call some girls back. And not for any reason other than I'm a guy.
- would play sports, and be really good at it. I'd still be smart tho ;-)
- be hung like a horse and a sexual God :-)
- be genuinely sorry but I’d keep making the same thoughtless mistakes and no one would be convinced that I didn’t mean them.
- put my foot in my mouth.
- try to be a man that would make my family proud.
- have integrity and be loyal.
- be a man of my word.
- hope that if one day I had a son, he’d be a better man than me.

Go!

-b

28 comments:

Latinegro said...

First Bitches!

Annamaria said...

1. I hate ANT

If I were a Boy..I'd be a COMPLETE Asshole. True story. :-)

Latinegro said...

If I were a girl, I'd have the hottest shoes...lol

Stef said...

If I were a boy, I'd kick Ant's ass for being first!

If I were a boy, I'd know football by now.

If I were a boy, I'd probably PLAY football and have all the girls after me :)

The Cable Guy said...

If I were a girl, I'd learn when to be quiet, how to cook and how to give head....(no homo). Some women need to learn these things.

The Fury said...

If I were a girl, I'd be a lesbian and turn out all of my female friends on the sneak...

Jaz said...

@Annamaria,

I totally agree. I'd dog women just to see what sick joy men get from it :-)

Monica said...

If I were a boy...I'd be the best boyfriend on the planet! lol

Stef said...

leave it to Fury to be on some ole freak ish :-)

Brooke said...

Yeah Monica, you would...as loyal as you are. Your boys would clown you ;) LOL!

Fury, I'd see your freak ass coming a mile away! Female or not!

I think Ant would make a cute girl :)

Serena W. said...

If I were a boy I'd know how to slam dunk a basketball and probably play in the NBA by now! Play quarterback position in football and own a zillion pairs of Timbs! (Sorry...guys have a better selection of Timbs than women lol)!

The Fury said...

@Stef - You would be the second friend I'd make..after Brooke. hahahaha

The Fury said...

@Brooke - You could see me coming all you want, but...

If I were a girl, I'd be super sneaky because y'all have the sneaky shit down to a science!

The Cable Guy said...

Fury will be trying to have sleep overs at Brooke's house. You know how you girls do.... :-) LOL!

Brooke said...

Women can pick up on OTHER sneaky women too! We see a sneaky bish WAY before we peep a sneaky dude :)

I'd be like "why is this chick all up on me?" LOL!

The Cable Guy said...

Brooke rarely answers her own questions :)

Yolanda said...

If I were a boy, I'd be well endowed on some next level isht!

The Fury said...

@Brooke - alas I wouldn't be all over you. I'd just give you gifts and be a good friend...then...well I can't tell the whole plan, but The Cable Guy gets the gist!

Latinegro said...

I totally believe Yolanda. lol

Corporate Diva said...

If I were a boy, I'd be a Vice President by now with a bad ass Benz.

Annamaria said...

Lmao. U guys are sick! @ Jaz yup I'd be a horrible person....lol

Yolanda said...

Yeah, Ant!!! You know it.

And I would make sure you kept your hot stilettos on!

Serena W. said...

This blog is funny today!!! Lol!

Brooke said...

Sleep overs? I can't tell you the last time I had a "sleep over" with another grown ass woman :-)

@Cable Guy...we'd be here all day if I answered:

If I were a boy I'd...

pee standing up.

probably wear the same one pair of jeans 4 times a week.

have ALOT of sex.

buy lots of condoms.

Fall in love. Get my heart broken. Then f*ck every girl in sight to get over the pain :-)

Hide text messages and take my phone to the bathroom with me, and still get caught anyway ;)

probably never change my sheets.

probably have trouble dealing with my emotions because I was told to be a man.

probably cry less.

Probably NOT call some girls back. And not for any other reason than I'm a guy.

Would play sports, and be really good at it. I'd still be smart tho ;-)

Be hung like a horse and a sexual God :-)

I’d be genuinely sorry but I’d keep making the same thoughtless mistakes and no one would be convinced that I didn’t mean them.

put my foot in my mouth.

try to be a man that would make my family proud.

have integrity and be loyal.

be a man of my word.

hope that if one day I had a son, he’d be a better man than me.

Stef said...

Great answers B!

The Fury said...

Nice Brooke...

If I were a girl I'd manipulate men and bring them to their knees for fun and profit.

Brooke said...

**still trying to figure out how to do that :-)***

The Cable Guy said...

Nice list Brooke - but not ALL men f*ck every chick in sight to get over the pain :-)

....just MOST of us! LOL!

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