Friday, June 1, 2012

TGIF!!!

So LoLo Jones was back on the radar the past couple of weeks - not because of the Olympic trials, but because...at age 29...she has disclosed that she's still a virgin. It's a gift she wants to give her husband, she says.

I was given grief for being 19 and still a virgin - so imagine being a virgin at 29. No, seriously...I'm actually trying to imagine it. Keeping the kitty cat to yourself and not giving into all those urges must be harder than Chinese arithmetic. LoLo said it was WAY harder than training for the Olympics....and I totally believe her.

But when you think about the alternative - not being able to deal with the emotional ramifications of having sex, or giving it up to a complete jerk who you don't love, or who doesn't love you - leaping over hurdles on a track might be a worthy trade-off. I think I'd rather have a gold medal than regret having my cherry popped by a some dude just to get my rocks off. Crossing the finish line as the #1 hurdler in the world is orgasmic in and of itself.

With all that said, here is my question of the day. Do any of you - male or female - wish you'd waited until you were married to have sex, or simply just waited until you were a little older? Or has sex been the best thing to happen to you since...forever...and you wouldn't change a thing?

No judging...let's go!

-b

20 comments:

Batman said...

First Bitch!!!!

Stef said...

Seriously!!!??? Dammit!

Craig n 'em said...

She's gonna' be SO FUCKING CLINGY after she gives up that OLYMPUSSY....Ugh...

Rameer The ILLAbstract said...

She SO wouldn't be a virgin if she was down with me.

Signed, The Caramel Virgin Slayer

A-BUZZZ said...

Craig is BACK! LOL
(THIS CONVERSATION IS ABOUT TO GO WAAAAAYYYY LEFT)

Courtney said...

Craig is back!!! Yay!!

I saw LoLo Jones on Wendy Williams and she seemed a bit desperate for a date to me. I mean, I get it - you want to hang out, but maybe she comes off as a bit TOO needy for a date and that's what's keeping her single.

Do men feel pressure when dating a virgin? Like do they feel like they want to be the one to knock her off, or do they feel pressured to be the "good" guy who waits?

Stef said...

LMAO @ Caramel Virgin Slayer! LOL!

And how exactly would you seduce her? I have a feeling she's VERY strong willed. You'd have to be to go through the training she does.

Although, the sex muscle is WEAK compared to track! LOL!

Personally, I wish I had waited longer, but I don't regret not being married first.

Rameer The ILLAbstract said...

Ah ah, Stef - does Spider-Man tell The Green Goblin he's Peter Parker? Does Thor put down his mighty hammer? Does Black Dynamite let "the Man" know where he gets his best soul food from??

Well - then I won't reveal my "ways". But I'd be all up in them guts like an autopsy!! ROTFLMAO...

Craig n 'em said...

I'm sure she's straddled that HURDLE a few times after practice....

NEXT DAY...Coach walks onto the field....He notices something...

COACH: Um, why is there blood on this hurdle?

LoLo: The FUCK you lookin' at me for?!

Brooke said...

So crass :-)

LOL!

Stef said...

Ewwww!!!

Only Craig.

Brooke said...

"ewwww"?

how about "OUCH"!!!

Blood on a hurdle???

I think I'll skip spinning tonight.

Stef said...

@Rameer,

LMAO @ "all up in them guts" LOL!

You got the secret powers huh?

Someone likes comics :)

I DID like the Avengers, so I actually got the Thor reference :)

Craig n 'em said...

Ya'll ain't have a problem with BLOOD on the DANCEFLOOR but BLOOD on a HURDLE is too much for you? SMH..

The Cable Guy said...

Yo, Craig is a NUT!!

To answer Courtney's question - I ain't got time to date no virgin. I don't feel the need to knock one off, I actually DON'T want to be the one to hit that first. Let someone else handle the aftermath of that. Like Craig said, she'll be one clingy bitch after she gets some dick. Don't need all that.

Let someone else hit first and then I'll come up behind it. She's cute, body is all good - but she wants a husband which is why no dude is trying to be all up in that. At least not no real n8ggas.

Mr. Nice Guy said...

Hey everyone!

Long time no blog comment :)

I'm fine with the age I lost my virginity. I was 18, I think that's cool. I actually thought I was the last one until I realized alot of guys I knew were lying on their dick :)

As for Lolo Jones, good for her. At least she wants to give it as a gift for her husband, cuz alot of these women out here don't value their vaginas nearly as much as they should. Hard to do, and that doesn't mean you're a ho if you DON'T wait, but some women give their sh*t out like Happy Meals.

Craig n 'em said...

Some women throw their pussy around like it's GAME OF THRONES!

Stef said...

LOL!!

I still have never seen that show on HBO. The midget dude creeps me out.

The Cable Guy said...

So did I read correctly? Brooke, you waited til you were 19? For girls I knew growing up, that might as well have been 30.

Brooke said...

You read correctly.

I had friends in college like "so wait...what? You've never had sex? Like...ever?"

I didn't think I was that old, but whatever :)

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