Tuesday, June 5, 2012
I Get Off with Myself Thinking About You - The Self Love Confession...by The Fury
Let's keep this short and sweet. I masturbate. I rub one out. I get off alone. I touch myself. I like some good jerk. I spank the monkey. I choke the chicken. I stroke my own schlong. It's natural. It relieves tension. It gives me a smile. It keeps me from beating the shit out of people. It's good for me, and reportedly helps fight against cancer. I've never done it in public, but I know people who have. I know women who've done it in the bathroom at work, at their desk and squeezed their thighs together during meetings.
I'm not some crazed masturbating freak. But I enjoy thinking about women I have been with in the distant past, the recent past and the near future. It's rare that I've had a fantasy about a girlfriend as we were dating. I'm more apt to pick up the phone and suggest (demand?) a meeting. I've enjoyed thoughts of having hot sex with some of the women reading this.
I've thought about you while in the shower, miss. You were moaning for more as you road me. The hot water was splashing across your breasts and into my face. You turned around and moaned as I took you from behind. You were worried about your hair but I pulled it and it got wet. You were upset, but I made you cum and you made me cum and you disappeared before I got out of the shower, toweled off my still aroused erection and got dressed for my day. Then I sent you a tweet, a text, an email, said hello as you passed me in the hallway at work, gave you a ring just to say hello or posted a hello on your Facebook page.
You did the same to me. You told me so with your eyes. I saw you look me up and down and you thought about how you moaned my name.
So tell me, do you like to touch yourself?
Have you done it in public?
Who is your best/most common fantasy when you enjoy your "me" time?
They call me The Fury and I'm comfortable with myself...it helps me please you better.
- The Fury