Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Comfortable Enough to......

Happy Tuesday everyone!

So this past weekend, friends and family gathered for my nephew's 5th birthday party. It was mostly a group of my sister's friends who have become my "friends" by default. They were all sharing stories of their marriages, husbands, how sleeping in flannel pajamas is not sexy and passion parties. However, what struck most of the women was one woman's claim to have never farted in front her husband of over a decade.

They all wondered how that was even possible. Never???

She says she will get out of a warm, cozy bed and walk into another room to pass gas, rather than let a little one go in her husband's presence....whether he was awake or not.

I guess she feels some things should remain a mystery - and since she's not really a "gassy" person, it's easy for her. Other women, however, said they felt comfortable enough to fart in front of their husbands, even before they got married. One woman said she regularly let loose around her man, even when they were simply dating and out at the movies.

That got me to thinking about dating, and when is a good time to let someone see "the real" you, or "all" of you. So the question of the day is: When should we be comfortable enough to fart in front of our mates - or should we always keep SOME things a mystery? Obviously this question isn't limited to passing gas, but feel free to tell us what you will do in front of your mate, or what you will NEVER do or let him/her see...ever in life so long as you can help it.

Go!

-b

22 comments:

-V- said...

Sooner the Better.

Stef said...

Damn, where did V come from?? LOL!

I don't think I could ever fart in front of a man...EVER!

Jaz said...

For some reason this blog has me cracking up already :) I can't wait to see the responses for this one.

As for myself, I could never let a man hear me pee. I have to run water. And if I'm over a man's house and I have to do #2, I leave. If we're at my house, I pretend to be sleepy or to take a shower so I can go in peace :)

Serena W. said...

I'm with V! Also after giving birth humility is out the window with me lol!

I used to try and be cute. But its a wrap. If its our first date and you really don't know me I'll chill out, but as time goes on please be prepared for the striped pj pants, doo rags and a lil gas.

Jay said...

Believe it or not, I try not to ever pass gas in front of a woman I'm dating either. I know some men do it to show how comfortable they are with the woman, but my mother always made a big deal about how rude it was, so I try to never do it. Obviously I'm not going to burst a blood vessel holding it in if I really have to, but I don't hold her head under the covers and fart in her face either. I just try to be respectful.

I guess for me, I don't have a desire to walk into the bathroom while she's using it, so I would appreciate the same courtesy from her.

Serena W. said...

LOL at Jaz! You'll leave! Wow!

Stef said...

I'll bust out the flannels and a scarf in a second though! Hey, he can't expect me to wake up as stunning as I am ALL THE TIME, I have to have SOME down time :-)

Jaz said...

Yes, I'll leave! If he goes in behind me and the bathroom is all funky, he'll know I did it cuz there's no one else there! Talk about embarrassing!

Tiswana said...

I don't think I can pass gas in front of my partner. Heck, I can't even stand the stench of my own farts!

-V- said...

Everyone likes their own brand ;-)

The Fury said...

Sometimes the flannels and the head scarf are unavoidable, but if you make it a habit, you've officially given up on trying hard to stay sexy for your man.

As for the farts, ladies, try your hardest not to do it. We know you do it. If it just pops out because you're laughing at Kevin Hart, that's one thing, but if you're sitting quietly and you just let it rip...umm..you'll become all too human. There's still a dividing line you should want to maintain.

I get what Serena is saying, but child birth is CHILD BIRTH. Farting out that Taco Bell can't compare.

I wouldn't kick Janet Jackson out the bed for farting out of that beautifully shaped, curvy ass, but hey we don't need to see the The Wiz behind the curtain all the time.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ Wiz behind the curtain.

@Jaz... I don't like to let women hear me pee. I don't know where I got that from... but I will run the water too!

And I try not to let out the big nasty farts in front of them either. (I love Chipotle and beans... so it does happen)But even when i try to walk away and do it in provate... my girlfriend ALWAYS seems to walk in after I do it. Sometimes they are so bad... Im scared she gonna break up with me.

Pretty Ricky What dey call'em

Serena W. said...

Now the one thing I'm not comfy with is someone walking in on me while I'm in the bathroom. That's private time! I also wouldn't do it to the guy I'm dating. I've heard of people just walking in. No bueno!

I lock the door out of habit.

Stef said...

Pretty Rickey is a fool! LOL!

But that always happens. You fart in your cubicle or an elevator and then someone comes in to ask you a question or they get onto the elevator on the very next floor and they know it's you cuz ain't nobody else in there BUT you! LOL!

The Cable Guy said...

Ladies, by all means, keep your farts a mystery. I certainly appreciate it. I'll try to do the same, but I won't alwways succeed, just letting you know now.

The flannels and scarf thing, Fury nailed it. If it's a blizzard outside, I get it. But if you rocking flannels in July instead of a t-shirt and panties - or butt naked - then you really don't love me...or even LIKE me.

I think masturbation should remain a secret. No woman has ever seen me do it, and I don't think she ever will. Now if SHE wants to do it in front of me, I have no problem with that, but I probably won't reciprocate.

Stef said...

um yeah, keep your masturbation to yourself!

The Fury said...

I'll masturbate for my woman upon request...the same should be true for her as well

Stef said...

Well, it's one thing to do it on demand, but another to catch someone doing it the bed while you're sleeping. You better wake my ass up!

The Fury said...

@Stef - Even if he just knocked yo ass out?

Sillouette said...

Hey yall!!! This is funny!!! LOL...

The Fury said...

But if you're sexy and you fart around me, I'm not gonna act all disgusted. I'll laugh and give you the "you know I have all the power now..." Look

Stef said...

If he just knocked me out, then he should have nothing left! LOL!

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