Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Don't Let No One See This Naked Pic of Me, Ok?...by Fury

I'm going to need you wayward, out of pocket men to learn how to keep a secret. If you can't keep a secret, at least act like you are. Day after day, naked pics are sent from women to men. Then all of a sudden the relationship goes sour and the sorry emotional ass guy shares the pics with the world.

What is it? Do you want everyone to see what you had? Your ego is hurt because she moved on so you want to strike back? Or were you dumb enough to send it to your boy with the neck tattoo of Tweety Bird and expect him to just see it and delete it?

I'll wait…

Fellas, this leaking/sharing/putting the pic on realexgirlfriends.com shit has got to stop. You're starting to mess it up for the rest of us! I'm a visual creature. I like to see things. I like to imagine things. I like the excitement of the cellphone chime when the topless shot has been sent. You emotional ass men are making this hard. Women are putting those of us that keep a secret in the same basket with ______(insert celebrity dummy here)

You dummies with significant others leaving the photos in your phone are making it harder. Delete it! Hide it in a new clandestine email account..no….you know what..you're not smart enough to keep that hidden. Just delete it you emotional dummy and let the real men handle this nude pic business.

If a woman as fine as say…Amber Rose.. sent you some naked shots, be smart enough to be on the mailing list for future blessings. Unfortunately for Amber, her last batch of leaked shots came from an untrustworthy intern, but I bet that intern sent them to a dumb ass dude. Dumb ass.

Here's the thing: women like a man that's truly a man about his. In public and private. That means keeping a level head and not going all twitpic with her nude shots.

Ladies, the same goes for you. If a member of congress sends you a picture of his package, just delete it if you don't want to see it. Don't put the dude's meat on front street for laughs. The same goes for the rest of the non-congressional set.

I'll say this, I have one or two pics of my manhood in the ether. The trust is the sexy part. You keep up the trust even after a break up and well…you stay on the sexy list. That could mean something or nothing to you, but I value trust more than printed money.

How do you feel about sending nude pics? Do you like receiving nude pics? Have you ever shown other people pics sent to you and the person found out? Did you publish them on purpose for revenge?

They call me The Fury and pictures, video and audio are accepted here….under the tightest of security.

-- The Fury

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23 comments:

The Fury said...

Horrible grammar on this title, but I guess the irony of the double negative works for the subject matter. Even when I'm drunk I do smart things.

Stef said...

FIRST (technically) Bitches!

I thought you wrote that title like that on purpose :)

Hayden said...

LOL Fury, You and I are on the same "We like to see" tip today! My blog is talking about a similar need to see forbiden stuff. But as to your questions: I have sent out pictures of my junk to suitors, especially during the early days of on-line dating. I guess for me though, I was NEVER going to be in a position where that picture would hurt my career. In fact, it would probably be GOOD publicity (the good look good!)!! But you're right: everyone is looking for a quick payday! GO FIGURE! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to close my office door and take a picture to send to my wife...Hopefully I don't end up sending it to wrong contact number in my phone! LOL

The Cable Guy said...

How did I miss this?!

Uh, yeah, I've taken a few flicks of my man meat before. No biggie. Never a shot of the face tho, just in case I need to deny anything.

I've never shown a pic that any woman has sent me, that's wack. And if she's MY lady, I'd never think to do it, even after we broke up. I know this may sound piggish of me, but once a woman I've dated is mine, she's ALWAYS mine, and I don't want any other dude seeing any of her parts, whether we together or not.

Bitchass ninjas need to stop that shit. Women too.

Stef said...

I don't see how these politicians and such think they can do this without being caught. Why send naked pics when you have a wife and so much to lose? I can see Pookie doing it, but Anthony Weiner? You're a public figure with a wife and you think some dumb chick you meet online ain't sharing? Even for jokes, let alone a payday? Ridiculous.

As for Amber Rose, this will probably help her, so for some, that's WHY they do it.

The Cable Guy said...

Hayden,

Where is your blog?

Domina*Tricks said...

"the trust is the sexy part"

I like that, and totally agree.

I've sent racy photos in my day (like last night...shocker? I think not), and I've never had an Amber Rose situation. I know a man (or woman) may have shown it, but believing that they kept the photosd for themselves, and their eyes only, is a turn on...and they've remained on the sexy list as a result. I don't send full body shots so that someone would know it's me, but for the right man or woman, I'd share with my significant other. It keeps things spicy :-)

As for men who show pics, I expect it, but if done because your heart got broken, I call bitchassness. No one likes an overly emotional ass man. Women, beware of this man, and don't send any pics of your goodies if you suspect bitchassness.

Hayden said...

I hope Brooke doesn't mind this because I HATE when people come onto MY blog and just so they can put THEIR blog in their comment. It's tacky. Buuuuuut since I did guest blog and you DID ask first....

www.nekkidmaninsuit.blogspot.com ...

Runs out before Brooke throws a shoe at me. I didn't mean to do it!! I promise!

Hayden said...

I actually heard of a guy who used to send pictures of someone else's johnson to chicks! grimy...

Brooke said...

All of my girlfriends have shown me a cock shot, but not of a man they've actually dated seriously. None of them have shown me their man's stuff...just some dude who was feeling himself and thought a shot of it would miraculously make her want to have sex with him. Didn't always work, although a friend once sent me one that was so big, I told her to take one for the team just to make sure it was real.

....and it WAS really that big :)

Some men have no business sending that stuff, especially if it's not groomed, or if you can't tell if he's erect or not. Please be sure you know what you're working with before sending wack shots...it's only right.

I've sent a pic or three before, but nothing too crazy...and my face can't be seen in any of them - you know...just in case I become the next Oprah or something :)

Brooke said...

oh, and Hayden, feel free - no shoes thrown here :-)

Domina*Tricks said...

Brooke,

Can you send ME a few shots of yourself? Any body part will do. And I promise I won't share them ;)

The Cable Guy said...

So I finished reading Hayden's blog and yes, you and Fury are on the same page today.

Women need to send more revealing pics, as well as wear more lingerie. Men are visual creatures, but you all knew that already. We really do appreciate the effort, although some of you could look sexy in sweat pants and a scarf (Brooke when I first laid eyes on her) and STILL be sexy.

Hayden is right, we like to look/watch.

The Fury said...

Maybe if Brooke gives me another blog during her vacation, we'll talk about how to take a great shot to send.

Mmmhmm I see Brooke over there sending her friend to get impaled for the purpose of science.

And since Brooke said ALL of her female friends...wow...I know Brooke has a lot of female friends and I know a lot of them are on this blog which may explain the silence!

Ha!!

The Fury said...

Domina*tricks you expect men to show your sexy pics...? hmmm...*looks in phone starts dialing men that may know Domina*tricks

Brooke said...

okay, well to be fair, I never got one from Annamaria....or Serena, or Yolanda...or Stef...or Domina*Tricks...so I guess I misspoke :-) LOL!

Fury, you can have my blog for the whole 2 weeks if you want!

The Fury said...

Brooke- You have heard read how hard it is to actually post once a month on my blog and once on yours right? Two weeks? You;d lose all of your readers for topics or lack thereof.

..and I like how you detailed who "hasn't" sent you pics. Yeah ok...

"we don't believe you. you need more people"

And since you're the go to person for cock shots...

*whips it out and grabs the wide angle lense*

Brooke said...

They only send me ones that defy description...some men are truly blessed, and others....well not so much :)

If I had kept them all, I'd have a pretty impressive dick gallery - but if it's not MINE, I simply look, enjoy, marvel (or feel sorry for him) and then delete :)

Courtney said...

I love how Brooke told her friend to take one for the team...and she did! LOL! That's what friends are for :)

I have never done that, nor will I ever considering I know what men AND women do. I don't need all my business all over the internet. If you want to see what I got, then seen it in person.

Jay said...

Brooke, if you're sending out pics, I'll take one of your face only - I'm easy :)

Fury is right though, the emotional nukkas are making it so that doing something sexy is now a decision you have to ponder for hours...wondering if it'll end up on TMZ or Media Takout...or Facebook. Damn technology.

The Fury said...

oh wait..they SEND them to you not just let you look on their phones...wow...

No imagine if a man did that? I'm laughing and shaking my head all at once.

Yolanda said...

NEVER.SHOW.THE.FACE!

I've never shown a pic I received to any of my girls. I don't even tell if he's 'good' once I find out. Don't want to give anybody any ideas...I like to keep my toys to mah'self, ya dig :)

And once it's over, I delete the pics, usually because I intend to erase him from memory anyway.

But the moral here, people: NEVA DA FACE! You might be Senator one day (or marry one)!

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