tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post9131357906654493615..comments2024-02-02T01:18:39.737-05:00Comments on Brookey's Cafe Blog: Comfortable Enough to......Brookehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-71964542491569964752011-10-25T18:04:56.017-04:002011-10-25T18:04:56.017-04:00If he just knocked me out, then he should have not...If he just knocked me out, then he should have nothing left! LOL!Stefnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-89106395886325068722011-10-25T17:52:38.913-04:002011-10-25T17:52:38.913-04:00But if you're sexy and you fart around me, I&#...But if you're sexy and you fart around me, I'm not gonna act all disgusted. I'll laugh and give you the "you know I have all the power now..." LookThe Furyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16145614924246887651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-61574302342886942312011-10-25T17:35:36.743-04:002011-10-25T17:35:36.743-04:00Hey yall!!! This is funny!!! LOL...Hey yall!!! This is funny!!! LOL...Sillouettenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-85114429076380349722011-10-25T17:26:33.756-04:002011-10-25T17:26:33.756-04:00@Stef - Even if he just knocked yo ass out?@Stef - Even if he just knocked yo ass out?The Furyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16145614924246887651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-70810486337767116772011-10-25T16:52:43.208-04:002011-10-25T16:52:43.208-04:00Well, it's one thing to do it on demand, but a...Well, it's one thing to do it on demand, but another to catch someone doing it the bed while you're sleeping. You better wake my ass up!Stefnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-68573799748746128762011-10-25T16:49:37.918-04:002011-10-25T16:49:37.918-04:00I'll masturbate for my woman upon request...th...I'll masturbate for my woman upon request...the same should be true for her as wellThe Furyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16145614924246887651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-16880826700301575672011-10-25T15:45:05.430-04:002011-10-25T15:45:05.430-04:00um yeah, keep your masturbation to yourself!um yeah, keep your masturbation to yourself!Stefnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-86591677156241755622011-10-25T15:15:23.416-04:002011-10-25T15:15:23.416-04:00Ladies, by all means, keep your farts a mystery. I...Ladies, by all means, keep your farts a mystery. I certainly appreciate it. I'll try to do the same, but I won't alwways succeed, just letting you know now.<br /><br />The flannels and scarf thing, Fury nailed it. If it's a blizzard outside, I get it. But if you rocking flannels in July instead of a t-shirt and panties - or butt naked - then you really don't love me...or even LIKE me.<br /><br />I think masturbation should remain a secret. No woman has ever seen me do it, and I don't think she ever will. Now if SHE wants to do it in front of me, I have no problem with that, but I probably won't reciprocate.The Cable Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-2132100560773463252011-10-25T14:54:48.048-04:002011-10-25T14:54:48.048-04:00Pretty Rickey is a fool! LOL!
But that always hap...Pretty Rickey is a fool! LOL!<br /><br />But that always happens. You fart in your cubicle or an elevator and then someone comes in to ask you a question or they get onto the elevator on the very next floor and they know it's you cuz ain't nobody else in there BUT you! LOL!Stefnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-45521731316952991882011-10-25T14:19:38.787-04:002011-10-25T14:19:38.787-04:00Now the one thing I'm not comfy with is someon...Now the one thing I'm not comfy with is someone walking in on me while I'm in the bathroom. That's private time! I also wouldn't do it to the guy I'm dating. I've heard of people just walking in. No bueno!<br /><br />I lock the door out of habit.Serena W.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08899725312118622702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-91332660648645752572011-10-25T14:11:41.313-04:002011-10-25T14:11:41.313-04:00LOL @ Wiz behind the curtain.
@Jaz... I don't...LOL @ Wiz behind the curtain.<br /><br />@Jaz... I don't like to let women hear me pee. I don't know where I got that from... but I will run the water too!<br /><br />And I try not to let out the big nasty farts in front of them either. (I love Chipotle and beans... so it does happen)But even when i try to walk away and do it in provate... my girlfriend ALWAYS seems to walk in after I do it. Sometimes they are so bad... Im scared she gonna break up with me.<br /><br />Pretty Ricky What dey call'emAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-25665632325441237072011-10-25T13:59:42.721-04:002011-10-25T13:59:42.721-04:00Sometimes the flannels and the head scarf are unav...Sometimes the flannels and the head scarf are unavoidable, but if you make it a habit, you've officially given up on trying hard to stay sexy for your man.<br /><br />As for the farts, ladies, try your hardest not to do it. We know you do it. If it just pops out because you're laughing at Kevin Hart, that's one thing, but if you're sitting quietly and you just let it rip...umm..you'll become all too human. There's still a dividing line you should want to maintain.<br /><br />I get what Serena is saying, but child birth is CHILD BIRTH. Farting out that Taco Bell can't compare.<br /><br />I wouldn't kick Janet Jackson out the bed for farting out of that beautifully shaped, curvy ass, but hey we don't need to see the The Wiz behind the curtain all the time.The Furyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16145614924246887651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-74980674762360289392011-10-25T13:57:34.200-04:002011-10-25T13:57:34.200-04:00Everyone likes their own brand ;-)Everyone likes their own brand ;-)-V-noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-14844495320669331712011-10-25T13:53:22.496-04:002011-10-25T13:53:22.496-04:00I don't think I can pass gas in front of my pa...I don't think I can pass gas in front of my partner. Heck, I can't even stand the stench of my own farts!Tiswanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16886854127480214135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-18470669034057936732011-10-25T13:50:56.720-04:002011-10-25T13:50:56.720-04:00Yes, I'll leave! If he goes in behind me and t...Yes, I'll leave! If he goes in behind me and the bathroom is all funky, he'll know I did it cuz there's no one else there! Talk about embarrassing!Jaznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-10639558078729575942011-10-25T13:49:48.820-04:002011-10-25T13:49:48.820-04:00I'll bust out the flannels and a scarf in a se...I'll bust out the flannels and a scarf in a second though! Hey, he can't expect me to wake up as stunning as I am ALL THE TIME, I have to have SOME down time :-)Stefnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-26650242321562733062011-10-25T13:49:19.948-04:002011-10-25T13:49:19.948-04:00LOL at Jaz! You'll leave! Wow!LOL at Jaz! You'll leave! Wow!Serena W.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08899725312118622702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-10926556675066818142011-10-25T13:47:59.165-04:002011-10-25T13:47:59.165-04:00Believe it or not, I try not to ever pass gas in f...Believe it or not, I try not to ever pass gas in front of a woman I'm dating either. I know some men do it to show how comfortable they are with the woman, but my mother always made a big deal about how rude it was, so I try to never do it. Obviously I'm not going to burst a blood vessel holding it in if I really have to, but I don't hold her head under the covers and fart in her face either. I just try to be respectful.<br /><br />I guess for me, I don't have a desire to walk into the bathroom while she's using it, so I would appreciate the same courtesy from her.Jaynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-6467844421082288502011-10-25T13:47:06.169-04:002011-10-25T13:47:06.169-04:00I'm with V! Also after giving birth humility i...I'm with V! Also after giving birth humility is out the window with me lol! <br /><br />I used to try and be cute. But its a wrap. If its our first date and you really don't know me I'll chill out, but as time goes on please be prepared for the striped pj pants, doo rags and a lil gas.Serena W.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08899725312118622702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-7170874849287418422011-10-25T13:41:19.611-04:002011-10-25T13:41:19.611-04:00For some reason this blog has me cracking up alrea...For some reason this blog has me cracking up already :) I can't wait to see the responses for this one.<br /><br />As for myself, I could never let a man hear me pee. I have to run water. And if I'm over a man's house and I have to do #2, I leave. If we're at my house, I pretend to be sleepy or to take a shower so I can go in peace :)Jaznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-294129884948458952011-10-25T13:39:41.941-04:002011-10-25T13:39:41.941-04:00Damn, where did V come from?? LOL!
I don't th...Damn, where did V come from?? LOL!<br /><br />I don't think I could ever fart in front of a man...EVER!Stefnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-9630836770126930692011-10-25T13:36:29.186-04:002011-10-25T13:36:29.186-04:00Sooner the Better.Sooner the Better.-V-noreply@blogger.com