tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post878226896840223844..comments2024-02-02T01:18:39.737-05:00Comments on Brookey's Cafe Blog: TMI Tuesday - Peeing with the Door OpenBrookehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comBlogger58125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-6648774204302649902009-11-03T22:03:28.584-05:002009-11-03T22:03:28.584-05:00Oh and it doesn't matter if we're dating o...Oh and it doesn't matter if we're dating or married! Close the door when using the bathroom!Serena W.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08899725312118622702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-49544131533774234442009-11-03T22:00:06.980-05:002009-11-03T22:00:06.980-05:00Thanks for the laughs!!!! These comments are funny...Thanks for the laughs!!!! These comments are funny!Serena W.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08899725312118622702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-28199554729183422732009-11-03T18:08:27.594-05:002009-11-03T18:08:27.594-05:00I own Spanx, they make your dress fit better, smoo...I own Spanx, they make your dress fit better, smooths everything out. It doesn't create a false advertising type illusion - it's more just to make your garments look and fit better. <br /><br />Yolanda, you slid them off in secret? You're a ninja! LOL!!Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-80622292041808319412009-11-03T18:04:33.807-05:002009-11-03T18:04:33.807-05:00Oh, I wore Spanx once and successfully slid them o...Oh, I wore Spanx once and successfully slid them off in secret. I've also got those one piece body brief things that suck it all in but I pass those off as lingerie bodysuits or something. Hell, men don't know. They're just happy to be getting action.Yolandahttp://lawitchesbrew.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-7208379900483258332009-11-03T18:03:48.074-05:002009-11-03T18:03:48.074-05:00Um...yeah. DON'T watch Oprah, and the few time...Um...yeah. DON'T watch Oprah, and the few times I do, it's particular clips on the Internet. I think there's something wrong with men who watch Oprah on the reg...just my opinion. <br /><br />Never heard of Spanx, and obviously have never gone out with a woman who uses them. Guess you learn something new every day. Sounds to me like they fir under the category of "false advertising" that I alluded to in a previous blog. I'm FINE with a woman and her "wobbly bits" - cuz I'd be pissed if we got down to it and I found her to be something other than what was presented to me initially. <br /><br />When I grew up, girdles and bodyshapers were for old women; I'd see my friends' grandmothers have 'em in the laundry or somethin'. Guess times are way different. <br /><br />They must be like that infomercial I see on Telemundo for the body-shaping girdle...Rameernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-26275465869737033872009-11-03T17:44:49.280-05:002009-11-03T17:44:49.280-05:00If you want to make sure you don't give up the...If you want to make sure you don't give up the booty on the first date, wear Spanx :) Cuz it's a bitch tryna get that thing off! LOL!Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-47000651098108823502009-11-03T17:44:00.737-05:002009-11-03T17:44:00.737-05:00Spanx are like a modern day girdle. I love them! T...Spanx are like a modern day girdle. I love them! They have them that you wear under dresses, pants, body shapers, all that! Great for special occasions, not sure I'd bust them out on a date though. And if I did, he DAMN SURE ain't gonna see it!Stefnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-3945118061868289412009-11-03T17:42:45.785-05:002009-11-03T17:42:45.785-05:00I meant to write "own" those.
Spanx? So...I meant to write "own" those.<br /><br />Spanx? Sounds kinky ;)<br /><br />I've heard of those though, women wear them under dresses, like tight ass panties hose or something?The Cable Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-24766182913986995102009-11-03T17:41:01.608-05:002009-11-03T17:41:01.608-05:00You've never heard of Spanx?
Guess you'd ...You've never heard of Spanx?<br /><br />Guess you'd have to watch Oprah to know :)<br /><br />It's basically a "smoothing" girdle that holds all your wobbly bits in :) LOL!!<br /><br />They're like biker shorts that you wear under your clothes to smooth everything out :)Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-20690877973777298152009-11-03T17:26:16.143-05:002009-11-03T17:26:16.143-05:00"Spanx"??
Do I even WANT to know what t..."Spanx"??<br /><br />Do I even WANT to know what the hell that is?!?Rameernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-88199334555226362442009-11-03T17:25:03.069-05:002009-11-03T17:25:03.069-05:00All ya'll some haters! You'd think she was...All ya'll some haters! You'd think she was YA'LL woman or something! LOL!<br /><br />And yes, I provided tech support. While I've never seen Brookey's panties, I'm willing to bet she's sexy in any and all of them :)<br /><br />I don't think I've ever seen granny panties - do women really won those?The Cable Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-31677165202595245452009-11-03T17:19:00.064-05:002009-11-03T17:19:00.064-05:00LOL!! Yolanda, you're funny.
I have a doo-rag...LOL!! Yolanda, you're funny.<br /><br />I have a doo-rag thing that ties in the back with the line down the top, like a seam - you know what I'm talking about?<br /><br />Anyway, I don't really own the type of granny panties that Rameer is referring to. My period panties are usually the ones I don't like anymore or that are older...so I use them for that. You just have to have the regular cotton ones from Vickies that Yolanda is talking about because thongs are TERRIBLE for that time of month. Boy shorts can work too...and they cover your entire ass...but are usually "cheeky" panties, so you have a bit of your ass out :) LOL!<br /><br />Have any of you ever worn Spanx on a date? When do you let the dude see THOSE? hahahaha!Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-52908508726718890662009-11-03T17:10:33.212-05:002009-11-03T17:10:33.212-05:00My scarf is more of a skull cap/fitted kinda thing...My scarf is more of a skull cap/fitted kinda thing. It's not floral, stinky or riddled with oil stains. It's more like a 'do rag but in a classy way, not like a Deebo/Big Worm looking thing. Can a scarf be classy? LOLYolandahttp://lawitchesbrew.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-9326534788672112342009-11-03T17:09:24.535-05:002009-11-03T17:09:24.535-05:00The scarf never bothered me. Most Black women have...The scarf never bothered me. Most Black women have 'em.<br /><br />And the panties you're describing are NOT granny panties, Yolanda. They're those big huge cotton panties that cover the whole ass - and NOT in a sexy way. They usually look old and ratty, even when they're new. They don't fit the hips, legs, or butt in a sexy manner AT ALL - and look like something Laura Ingalls probably wore. <br /><br />Then again, maybe Victoria Secret's DOES sell 'em. I've never seen a woman wearing Vickie Secretions that looked bad or were granny panties. Need a female to chime in on that one.Rameernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-64410464746129766422009-11-03T17:08:26.068-05:002009-11-03T17:08:26.068-05:00...and the men are throwing up as I type this......and the men are throwing up as I type this...Yolandahttp://lawitchesbrew.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-15859855640476622142009-11-03T17:07:56.465-05:002009-11-03T17:07:56.465-05:00And as for the scarf, I usually put one on to hide...And as for the scarf, I usually put one on to hide the mess I've made of hair...or that HE made of my hair...after "activities." I look like a hot mess after sex usually cuz I sweat my hair out - so I usually put the scarf on AFTER! :)Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-47531509944639427412009-11-03T17:06:16.833-05:002009-11-03T17:06:16.833-05:00No, he really did fix my router, no innuendo! Stop...No, he really did fix my router, no innuendo! Stop it!<br /><br />Yolanda, to me, granny panties are the Hanes ones that come in a 6 pack :) They're comfy as hell, and I use them for that time because the panty pad is wide and non-lacy, etc. so that the liner stays on them better. And those are the ones I don't mind getting anything on if there happens to be a little leak :)<br /><br />I know, I know...y'all didn't need to know that :)Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-78324936777132288832009-11-03T17:01:43.584-05:002009-11-03T17:01:43.584-05:00What consists of a granny panty? Is it the volume...What consists of a granny panty? Is it the volume/large size of the panty? I don't believe I own any but I do have an abundance of cotton Victoria's Secret panties. Does that make me a granny panty wearer?<br /><br />The scarf is busted out from jump street. You want me to look good, then the hair gets wrapped. Now, I will leave it off for "activities" then put it on after I put yo' azz to sleep. TMI?Yolandahttp://lawitchesbrew.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-75738634179452411972009-11-03T16:33:48.515-05:002009-11-03T16:33:48.515-05:00There is nothing sexier than seeing a woman in som...There is nothing sexier than seeing a woman in some boy shorts (well maybe a woman in a thong! I can't decide) Granny panties are a no go on all occassions!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-70370182566626973912009-11-03T16:26:13.842-05:002009-11-03T16:26:13.842-05:00Is "fixing your internet" some kind of s...Is "fixing your internet" some kind of sexual innuendo? Or did Cable guy really fix your wireless router and provide tech support? Would explain a lot why he so damn thirsty! I am surprised he don't call you "Sunshine"!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-90408631150111181852009-11-03T16:12:07.306-05:002009-11-03T16:12:07.306-05:00Well, I can agree with Captain Cable on wanting to...Well, I can agree with Captain Cable on wanting to see a woman with no makeup on and as you would see her in the morning. However, since I don't even mess with ANY women who are makeup fiends or do the fake hair thing, I've never really worried about running for the hills when I see what they "really" look like.<br /><br />Granny panties are only for periods, huh? Well, back in the day, I knew a few who rocked them joints without it being that time of the month...<br /><br />I prefer women in the bikini joints, thongs or boy shorts. Just looks sexy and yummerific. <br /><br />In all fairness, since we're talking about women's garments - I'm a boxer-briefs man myself. Occasionally regular boxers. <br /><br />TMI? Lolz...Rameernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-69791251385786810552009-11-03T16:00:32.286-05:002009-11-03T16:00:32.286-05:00"granny panties" are for that time of th..."granny panties" are for that time of the month usually for me. While I don't own any REAL lingerie, most of my undies are basis hip huggers or an occasional thong ;)<br /><br />As for the scarf, if a man is in my bed, we're usually getting busy, which means my hair is already messed up...so no need for a scarf.<br /><br />But, since Cable Guy showed up at the crack ass of dawn to fix my internet, I had a scarf on and couldn't care less that he saw me like that :)Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-15045095078792026532009-11-03T15:57:48.634-05:002009-11-03T15:57:48.634-05:00Stef being a hater again :)
When I met Brooke, sh...Stef being a hater again :)<br /><br />When I met Brooke, she had a scarf on her head, and was still sexy as hell. If you fine, then none of that will matter really. It's actually kinda good when I meet women with no makeup on, hair in a ponytail, just looking fresh faced and clean - that way I see what she'll look like when we wake up in the morning...not what she looks like all dolled up and then when she takes the makeup and fake hair off, I'm running for the hills!<br /><br />As for granny panties, not sure how I feel about that...aren't those usually your "period panties"? If so, then no, I probably won't be seeing them anyway.The Cable Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-22805689764272841892009-11-03T15:57:45.151-05:002009-11-03T15:57:45.151-05:00Ooo - now Stef just hit a good one! I'm intere...Ooo - now Stef just hit a good one! I'm interested to see the responses to THAT question...Rameernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-57052556351880806662009-11-03T15:40:52.805-05:002009-11-03T15:40:52.805-05:00Cable Guy being mad thirsty again :)
To add to th...Cable Guy being mad thirsty again :)<br /><br />To add to the topic - ladies, when do you bust out the "granny panties"? Or let them see you with a scarf on your head?Stefnoreply@blogger.com