tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post7396836762185388479..comments2024-02-02T01:18:39.737-05:00Comments on Brookey's Cafe Blog: "Hornier Than the Brass Section of an Orchestra"Brookehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-60207542641108998192017-03-22T13:40:03.736-04:002017-03-22T13:40:03.736-04:00Damn!!!! This is almost poetry lol Damn!!!! This is almost poetry lol Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12437432268789408698noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-32813514251835618122009-07-19T20:18:18.749-04:002009-07-19T20:18:18.749-04:00Love this topic - haven't read all of the othe...Love this topic - haven't read all of the other comments, but it's so funny you posted this one b/c I was literally about to call a guy (I blogged about) that I met at the club a while back. Hormones are a bee-yotch. Glad to hear it isn't just me right now.Georgia Peachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02512812467528547952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-13440312733876501262009-07-17T19:30:41.460-04:002009-07-17T19:30:41.460-04:00??? :-)
Rameer, you crazy too :)??? :-) <br /><br />Rameer, you crazy too :)Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-36373752426811694242009-07-17T18:00:30.825-04:002009-07-17T18:00:30.825-04:00***cues up Jay-Z's "Ignorant Sh*t"**...***cues up Jay-Z's "Ignorant Sh*t"***<br /><br />"So don't believe everything your earlobe captures<br />Its mostly backwards<br />Unless it happens to be as accurate as me<br />And everything said in song you happen to see<br />Then, actually, believe half of what you see<br />None of what you hear even if its spat by me<br />And with that said..."<br /><br />MERYL, I'll perform a triple lindy into the na na and proceed to perform skilled intensive surgery on said na na, followed by concentrated deep tissue massages to help with the recovery period. <br /><br />You will forever walk like Clint Eastwood in THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES, and shudder at the sheer mention of our safe word..."toboggan".<br /><br />LMAO!!!Rameernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-42798585951927485542009-07-17T17:53:45.877-04:002009-07-17T17:53:45.877-04:00What people say on blogs and what they say offline...What people say on blogs and what they say offline are TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS. Cable Guy knows what I mean by that and he knows my position on everything he's saying. He's taking comfort in knowing I won't divulge any private conversations, as most of my peeps on here know I won't do since I know alot of you personaly, but trust me...I know EXACTLY where Cable Guy is coming from.<br /><br />While I applaud him for putting it all out there, it takes alot more than just "talking." He knows I love him like cooked food, but we'll just leave it at that ;)Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-29672845299106793342009-07-17T17:37:00.205-04:002009-07-17T17:37:00.205-04:00Wow.
Um, I gotta say...for a guy to publicly put ...Wow.<br /><br />Um, I gotta say...for a guy to publicly put himself out there LIKE THAT...<br /><br />I gotta respect it. Bruh man is FOR RIZZEALS...<br /><br />I said before, if we lived closer, we'd have something to really talk about. But I'm a realist. And I *know* I ain't coming to NYC any time soon, nor are you coming to Buffalo. <br /><br />I applaud Cable Guy for being a man about his, though. He puts it out there...and we know he ain't playin'...Rameernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-41324342523816554932009-07-17T17:21:23.213-04:002009-07-17T17:21:23.213-04:00LOL!!
No, I don't think so, but we've tal...LOL!!<br /><br />No, I don't think so, but we've talked about this and what you think of me and my intentions. I just have to try to show you rather than tell you. And I'm willing to do that, but most men aren't. They don't want YOU, they want SEX with you. I'm not afraid of you Brooke, and I would gladly take on the responsibility of what it would mean to be with you.<br /><br />Most men on here won't say that, or mean it. Not that that makes them bad, but they not ready for you.The Cable Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-76561842795588997972009-07-17T17:18:39.413-04:002009-07-17T17:18:39.413-04:00are you saying you're a clown? :)are you saying you're a clown? :)Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-91525190917379945942009-07-17T17:10:37.471-04:002009-07-17T17:10:37.471-04:00Maybe they don't think YOU'RE serious, so ...Maybe they don't think YOU'RE serious, so THEY not serious. You know I am, but at the same time, I think the guys on here know you're a good girl :) Maybe they don't think you'd actually do it. Which, judging by your blog, you probably wouldn't. Sounds to be like you'd rather suffer than lay down with a clown...and I don't blame you.<br /><br />But if you change your mind.... ;)The Cable Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-78428673062231520312009-07-17T16:57:59.233-04:002009-07-17T16:57:59.233-04:00They don't offer services daily :) Just Cable ...They don't offer services daily :) Just Cable Guy maybe... :)<br /><br />And they talk all this mess on the blog, not offline. With the exception of cable guy, all the men on here who have "offered up servies" have only done it on the blog just to have something to say. They not serious! LOL!!<br /><br />Of course Oprah's show was all about sex today...great.Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-25113969072273888632009-07-17T16:20:44.492-04:002009-07-17T16:20:44.492-04:00Fury...
***in Denzel Washington AMERICAN GANGSTER...Fury...<br /><br />***in Denzel Washington AMERICAN GANGSTER voice***<br /><br />"My man."<br /><br />Meryl...<br /><br />You got plenty of people who would take the "challenge".<br /><br />Methinks YOU may not be up for it. I'm sure other women would love to have a blog with guys offering their services daily...Rameernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-80196728656313364722009-07-17T16:01:46.686-04:002009-07-17T16:01:46.686-04:00Rameer - Now if there's anything that I'm ...Rameer - Now if there's anything that I'm NOT is a hater or a CB. (doing the hand flourish) Step on pass me brother, your Kanika is waiting...LOL<br /><br />I'd take the challenge. Of course, Brooke could tell the first part of the date on her blog..the end would have to be on mine....NSFW!The Furyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16145614924246887651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-45473853442419948432009-07-17T16:00:44.260-04:002009-07-17T16:00:44.260-04:00...see what I mean?...see what I mean?Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-28320838182000254702009-07-17T15:59:08.005-04:002009-07-17T15:59:08.005-04:00Craig, I feel you...
However...
***From Dolemite...Craig, I feel you...<br /><br />However...<br /><br />***From Dolemite - John talking to prostitute after some good lovins***<br /><br />"I am Joe Blow, THEE Loverman...YOU should be payin' ME!!!"<br /><br />Why can't Meryl take ME out on a date? I'd have to travel to NYC, get a hotel, rental car...and, I don't know the lay of the land, what's poppin' on what day, etc. <br /><br />We like to be taken out too, ya know. And, if she plays her cards right, she *might* get some...<br /><br />LMBAO!Rameernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-57397983352332064272009-07-17T15:58:11.327-04:002009-07-17T15:58:11.327-04:00Craig, in case you haven't figured it out yet,...Craig, in case you haven't figured it out yet, the men on this blog are FULL OF SHIT!!! They wouldn't take it if I wrapped it up in ribbons and gave it to them :)Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-78175934678342392052009-07-17T15:48:21.833-04:002009-07-17T15:48:21.833-04:00I got love for all the fellas on this blog...
But...I got love for all the fellas on this blog...<br /><br />But seriously??? Just make the shit happen...<br /><br />I propose each of you take Brooke out on a date...And she blogs about the experience...MAKE A DATE WEEK...ONE DAY for each date...<br /><br />Someone has to represent for her VIRGINIA...Now who's gonna be her POLETICIAN????<br /><br />PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS...<br /><br />Or the way you guys are talkin ish on this blog...PUT YOUR DICK WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS...HA HA...<br /><br />NOW, THAT'S A (TAP DANCING) CHAAALLLEEEENGE!!!Craig n 'emhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06505418409919391082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-43816545679735736992009-07-17T15:39:56.403-04:002009-07-17T15:39:56.403-04:00Ovaries?
I'm afraid to ask.Ovaries?<br /><br />I'm afraid to ask.Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-91328440501026884172009-07-17T15:27:23.635-04:002009-07-17T15:27:23.635-04:00Fury - you cool, but back off Kanika! If anyone on...Fury - you cool, but back off Kanika! If anyone on the blog was ever to quench that thirst, I def one to be HER Gatorade G...<br /><br />"Is it IN you?" LMBAO!!!<br /><br />Oh, and Yolanda? OVARIES.Rameernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-16490414354647142832009-07-17T15:09:53.113-04:002009-07-17T15:09:53.113-04:00LMAO!!!
Just got back from lunch and y'all ar...LMAO!!!<br /><br />Just got back from lunch and y'all are killin me!<br /><br />Kanika, I like how you think girl!<br /><br />And I don't break a sweat for anything less than magnums, fa sho!<br /><br />Fury, you KNOW I'm not skerred. You KNOW this.<br /><br />E, giving Ms. Jill Scott a run for her money? You think so? Awww shucks! Cuz she's one sexy biatch!<br /><br />Now when I think about it, I HAVE been working out more now that I'm trying to follow up behind Ms. Monica's ass and this triathlon training. Not saying I swim and run with her, but I do bike more, and that spinning class has been drenched in sweat when I'm done - just ask her how I looked after class yesterday. That JUST MIGHT be contributing to all this hot and sexiness I've been feeling!<br /><br />Geesh...I can't take it!Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-87768526671023279322009-07-17T15:06:09.115-04:002009-07-17T15:06:09.115-04:00Damn Brooke, there's a lot of FIREFIGHTERS on ...Damn Brooke, there's a lot of FIREFIGHTERS on this blog tryin' to grab your KITTY KAT from out the tree....Let's see who has the tallest ladder...<br /><br />On the next episode of RESCUE ME...Craig n 'emhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06505418409919391082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-63442253947667926892009-07-17T14:58:59.590-04:002009-07-17T14:58:59.590-04:00Brooke,
Does "The Locksmith" need to co...Brooke,<br /><br />Does "The Locksmith" need to come out of retirement? LOL .... <br /><br />Just let me know. I'll gladly dust my keys off for you. ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-85726072890399499972009-07-17T14:15:30.841-04:002009-07-17T14:15:30.841-04:00LMBAO! Got lots of love for ya Rameer!LMBAO! Got lots of love for ya Rameer!kanika U.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-60158419120497209862009-07-17T14:12:22.806-04:002009-07-17T14:12:22.806-04:00Now see I need to know Kanika U! Honey, you just g...Now see I need to know Kanika U! Honey, you just gave us the Dr. Ruth but sexy answer. She gave us some personal info, some health info, some suggestions and her preference for size... Holla!<br /><br />Now since it's true your sex drive goes up when you work out and eat healthy..hell, the way Brooke is talking she must be working out "errday!" LOLThe Furyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16145614924246887651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-11814340561325394962009-07-17T14:10:14.423-04:002009-07-17T14:10:14.423-04:00***wipes brow after reading Kanika's comment**...***wipes brow after reading Kanika's comment***Rameernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-47213161990056403732009-07-17T14:08:39.982-04:002009-07-17T14:08:39.982-04:00Hi Brooke,
I'm 35 and stilly horny. I ain'...Hi Brooke,<br /><br />I'm 35 and stilly horny. I ain't ashame of being a little hoochie mama. I say buy you some magnums and get to bangin'...soil your wild oats! Don't let the psychological bullshit talk of "oh I'm a ho or slut" get in your way. Girl you burn calories during sex...I mean by the end of my sex sessions I'm usually drenched in sweat. I am not playing. Your sex drive will continue to go up especially if you work out alot, eat healthy most of the time, and cleanse your body (colonics) like I do. Try playing with hot wax and ice...your kitten will definitely be purringkanika Unoreply@blogger.com