tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post2749580256893562840..comments2024-02-02T01:18:39.737-05:00Comments on Brookey's Cafe Blog: TMI Tuesday!Brookehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-10987255225377953582010-01-06T11:05:04.884-05:002010-01-06T11:05:04.884-05:00Let's see:
I've been to swinger clubs in ...Let's see:<br /><br />I've been to swinger clubs in Baltimore, New Jersey, DC, and Richmond as well as hosted a few events. <br /><br />The last few women I have been with have been swallowers. <br /><br />I don't fart in front of my women. I hate it when I feel one in my sleep and wake up to let one go while in the bed with her. Other than that, I go to different parts of the house to let it go.Shawn Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03177274014332517093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-70873420059117076272010-01-05T17:14:30.307-05:002010-01-05T17:14:30.307-05:00Brooke...oh my...you really need to stop ;)
But s...Brooke...oh my...you really need to stop ;)<br /><br />But seriously, I agree with Annamaria, what are y'all lookin at that you get it in your eyes? I don't think I've ever gotten head from a girl who keeps her eyes open while doing that. They don't look at me, nothin! Lol!Jaynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-52174497447790869112010-01-05T17:09:39.708-05:002010-01-05T17:09:39.708-05:00@Geeque,
I don't get it in as much as I'd...@Geeque,<br /><br />I don't get it in as much as I'd like, but when I do, I get it IN! LOL!! These are just stories and things that have happened to me, but not recently :) LOL!<br /><br />@Annamaria,<br /><br />We open our eyes thinking they're DONE! One squirt, maybe two - but its the third one that gets you! LOL! I've since learned my lesson - that was a rookie mistake I made a long time ago! LOL!Stefnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-56330689719662676442010-01-05T17:07:46.581-05:002010-01-05T17:07:46.581-05:00I don't get my eye put out cuz I swallow it :)...I don't get my eye put out cuz I swallow it :) LOL!Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-41600770367738680342010-01-05T16:52:41.965-05:002010-01-05T16:52:41.965-05:00That's true.... I'm still not saying a DAM...That's true.... I'm still not saying a DAMN thing about me! Lol<br />Stef u are off the hook!!!!!<br />And why the heck are u bitches opening ur eyes??? Duh!!!annamarianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-86058934524313535422010-01-05T16:50:52.089-05:002010-01-05T16:50:52.089-05:00@Stef - Seems like you be getting it in!!!! LOL@Stef - Seems like you be getting it in!!!! LOLGeeque4unoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-74212432192762892082010-01-05T16:47:29.616-05:002010-01-05T16:47:29.616-05:00I'm just glad I wasn't the only one sharin...I'm just glad I wasn't the only one sharing today. Usually on TMI Tuesday, I'm the only one spilling the beans!Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-46712167217076080572010-01-05T16:46:07.850-05:002010-01-05T16:46:07.850-05:00Well, Brooke started it :)
Oh, and I pee in the s...Well, Brooke started it :)<br /><br />Oh, and I pee in the shower every morning :)Stefnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-38118511227690985862010-01-05T16:42:53.207-05:002010-01-05T16:42:53.207-05:00@Stef - You are Hilarious!!!!
I am at work and I ...@Stef - You are Hilarious!!!!<br />I am at work and I nearly fell out of my chair reading you comments!! LOLGeeque4unoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-76692723347386403102010-01-05T15:57:22.665-05:002010-01-05T15:57:22.665-05:00ewwww!!!
It's bad when you can't take it ...ewwww!!!<br /><br />It's bad when you can't take it all, cuz you can choke if you try to swallow it too fast, or you'll mess up your sheets if you spit it out or let it run out your mouth onto your sheets! I don't mind it going down my chest, but you can't let it dry, or it hurts when you try to scrub it off!Stefnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-30968684905147798972010-01-05T15:49:47.631-05:002010-01-05T15:49:47.631-05:00I seriously nearly choked on a piece of chocolate ...I seriously nearly choked on a piece of chocolate reading y'all comments...LMMFAO!!!<br /><br />And Jaz? Ain't nothing wrong with a little facial lovin'...your dude must not have known how to do it right. You don't HAVE to choke or gag in the least...<br /><br />Where y'all think the terms "impregnate her mouth" and "throat babies" came from? LMMFAO!!<br /><br />Since we all letting out embarrassing stories...when I was a teen, I had a chick orally stimulating me so good, I thought I was seeing angels. She has the crazy suction lock on, too! It was insane. I tried to tell her to stop, calm, down, etc....but she wouldn't, and it felt too good for me to really protest. I knew I couldn't hold it...BLAM!! I don't know what it was, but I blew like Ol' Faithful! She couldn't take it all, and this huge stream of my babies running from her mouth down her chest! She tried to pull me out...but I was still bustin'! I lit her face up rapid-fire like a machine gun!! LMAO!!!<br /><br />She RAN to the bathroom and wouldn't come out (we were at HER crib). I tried to check on her, but she wouldn't come out. I finally just got up and left...after that, she never really would speak to me again. To this day, I bet if I saw her, she wouldn't really speak. <br /><br />It didn't help that I told my brother and he called her "Milky" months later when she tried to say something slick to him. She won't speak to him either.<br /><br />I know it's wrong...but man, that ish was funny as all hell!!Rameer "The Circumstance"noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-67878058433795646892010-01-05T15:41:51.373-05:002010-01-05T15:41:51.373-05:00LMAO!!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Well, I can only i...LMAO!!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!<br /><br />Well, I can only imagine that it hurts Jay, cuz when y'all go in the wrong direction and hit a wall, we feel it too! Ouch!!!Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-20946140528369406652010-01-05T15:38:32.991-05:002010-01-05T15:38:32.991-05:00Okay, well since we're all sharing (this is th...Okay, well since we're all sharing (this is the funniest blog ever) - am I the only dude who went in the wrong direction, hit a wall and almost ended up with a broke dick? That ish HURTS!!! <br /><br />But you have to play it off and keep going, but it hurt so bad, my ish went down. Then you have to get off and play it off like you want to kiss or cuddle or something - not stop cuz your dick hurts. Or is that just me? LOL!!Jaynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-33726583278159672142010-01-05T15:33:54.982-05:002010-01-05T15:33:54.982-05:00@Thatgirl,
Girl, you are telling the truth about ...@Thatgirl,<br /><br />Girl, you are telling the truth about it burning in your eye! I think most women have gotten their eye put out trying to act like a porn star giving a bj. That is the worst feeling ever! And you always feel so foolish afterwards like "why did I even try this?"<br /><br />I hate when guys rub their cum into your skin. It's not lotion! It dries up and flakes and gets sticky, and it's not sexy...for us anyway. Well, not for ME. <br /><br />Oh, and face f*cking? No. I almost threw up on a dick when he tried that. Gagging sounds CANNOT be sexy.Jaznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-11252140670503504052010-01-05T15:30:18.302-05:002010-01-05T15:30:18.302-05:00AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Today's blog has me HYSTERIC...AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!<br /><br />Today's blog has me HYSTERICAL!!!<br /><br />Ram, you right - this has to be the BEST TMI TUESDAY EVER!!!<br /><br />and I thought the story about Brooke's first time using her toy was the funniest! This has em all beat!The Cable Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-68600890016188700082010-01-05T15:28:50.704-05:002010-01-05T15:28:50.704-05:00Rameer, you stupid :)Rameer, you stupid :)Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-14115831677009719882010-01-05T15:25:25.720-05:002010-01-05T15:25:25.720-05:00BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA!!!
THIS IS...BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA!!!<br /><br />THIS IS THE FUNNIEST "Brookey's Cafe Blog" EVER!!!<br /><br />"Put your eyes by me d**k so you can see where I'm coming from..."<br /><br />BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA!!!Rameer "The Circumstance"noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-90879251282313749132010-01-05T15:18:58.612-05:002010-01-05T15:18:58.612-05:00OMG Thatgirl! That happened to me too! It stings s...OMG Thatgirl! That happened to me too! It stings so bad! You can cum on my face, but not in my eye. What is THAT about??? <br /><br />The worst are the dudes that "spray" you with it. I feel like saying "You are NOT in a porno homie!" Men get a little carried away with that ish. I know ya'll are visual creatures, but it just makes you look stupid to be jerking and spraying all your stuff all over the place like an idiot!Stefnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-51484881795612838032010-01-05T15:16:55.409-05:002010-01-05T15:16:55.409-05:00LMAO!!!! Thatgirl, that was funny as hell!
I rem...LMAO!!!! Thatgirl, that was funny as hell! <br /><br />I remember a friend of mine was late for a class we had together, and when I asked her why she was late, she was all red and flustered. Then I noticed some sticky white stuff in her hair. I was like "what is this in your hair?" and went to touch it to see what it was (I thought it was flaky gel), I quickly pulled back and was like "is that what I THINK it is?" She was like "That fucker came in my hair and I couldn't get it all out! That's why I was late!" I died laughing right in class! And I almost TOUCHED it! Ewwww!!! She was mortified and cussed his ass out later when she saw him cuz she was so embarrassed that I saw jizz in her hair :)<br /><br />That fleshlight sounds nasty.Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-73093461870922048622010-01-05T14:48:33.229-05:002010-01-05T14:48:33.229-05:00Y'all ladies are off the chain! Your boyfriend...Y'all ladies are off the chain! Your boyfriend had you looking like Popeye, Thatgirl?? LMAO!!!Rameer "The Circumstance"noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-79438245416060400022010-01-05T14:46:42.111-05:002010-01-05T14:46:42.111-05:00UNFORTUNATELY, I do indeed know what a fleshlight ...UNFORTUNATELY, I do indeed know what a fleshlight is. That's what happens when you work with a bunch of horny, not-getting any older white dudes. These fools have 'em and are PROUD of that ish!<br /><br />A fleshlight is like some type of sleeve a guy buys that feels like the poo-swa. You stick it in and start pumping away. I don't know how many different varieties there are, but the one dude at work talking about his said it has a warming sensation and has a nice part for the sperm to collect in that makes for easy washing.<br /><br />IF you guys all just got queasy reading that, imagine how I felt when I HEARD that crap. And, this dude was co-signed by like three other dudes. Losers. <br /><br />Stef - that is sooooo messed up, but so funny at the same time! Lmao! You ain't whoop his ass after you were free??<br /><br />That fool waited 'til he came...so f'd up, but so f'n funny! That's some ol' Van Wilder-comedy type ish!!<br /><br />Brooke-Ra - I guess we would! Cuz - as I explained to my girl a while back - I enjoy the actual act of having sex, so I'm not in a huge rush for that thirty seconds of climax! It's like eating a good meal - you love to enjoy the meal, but you don't rush to get to the last piece, do you? Nope - you enjoy the experience of eating the meal, not the rush to eat the last morsel. Same concept...at least with me.Rameer "The Circumstance"noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-18031734650063132602010-01-05T14:46:25.212-05:002010-01-05T14:46:25.212-05:00I can't even get it out...
When I was 19, I w...I can't even get it out...<br /><br />When I was 19, I wanted to try something with my boyfriend that I saw on an adult movie. It involved fellatio--and a porn star type of climax. It was ok...until I opened my eyes...before he was done--and got semen in my eye. OMG--it burned like nobody's business, and no amount of rinsing with water would stop it. So, I had to take my contact lens out until we could go to the store and get something to clean it off. I cleaned my face and we went to the store. I'm looking for the lens cleaner I use and I can't find it. A sales person is walking by and asks what we are looking for. My boyfriend says, contact cleaner--she got something in her eye and can't get it off her contacts. The lady looks in my eye, and seeing the irritation says "Oh my goodness, what was it?!?!?" At that point I left the store. He ended up coming out with some saline and a case, and I stored the dirty lens and walked around with one contact, until I got home to clean them. <br /><br />In conclusion, if you're going for the money shot, keep your eyes closed-particularly if you wear contacts.THATgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09485806776624523957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-56419375504216968822010-01-05T14:44:21.342-05:002010-01-05T14:44:21.342-05:00From what I understand a Fleshlight is shaped like...From what I understand a Fleshlight is shaped like a flash light but the insides are made to, well...feel like a woman. you slide in, turn it on and it vibrates and messages you until....well you get the picture.Tonynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-59497903432838892652010-01-05T14:34:41.873-05:002010-01-05T14:34:41.873-05:00@Tony,
I'm sure I have friends with similar t...@Tony,<br /><br />I'm sure I have friends with similar talents. And I haven't sucked a nail out of a board in a LONG time :-) <br /><br />and you can leave the greys there. No razors!!<br /><br />Rameer, it's all a mind game - we'd be two non-climaxing fools :)<br /><br />Stef, you are in rare form today :)Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-52833716345858043702010-01-05T14:29:23.764-05:002010-01-05T14:29:23.764-05:00Stef, you have me rollin!
What is a fleshlight?Stef, you have me rollin!<br /><br />What is a fleshlight?Jaynoreply@blogger.com