tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post4291388176283705644..comments2024-02-02T01:18:39.737-05:00Comments on Brookey's Cafe Blog: Loose LipsBrookehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-45634844683208003602010-03-03T17:50:22.798-05:002010-03-03T17:50:22.798-05:00Oh gag me with a spoon already Stef and Craig! LOL...Oh gag me with a spoon already Stef and Craig! LOL!<br /><br />Brooke, when are you gonna let me gueset blog?The Cable Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-73166585596283193492010-03-03T17:24:32.790-05:002010-03-03T17:24:32.790-05:00Love you too, Stef! Oh, new blog coming soon..;-)Love you too, Stef! Oh, new blog coming soon..;-)Craig n 'emhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06505418409919391082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-45687812499259100782010-03-03T17:23:25.730-05:002010-03-03T17:23:25.730-05:00Craig can guest whenever he wants, he knows that :...Craig can guest whenever he wants, he knows that :)Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-18909901529478766892010-03-03T17:20:37.091-05:002010-03-03T17:20:37.091-05:00I love you Craig!
Brooke, you should let Craig gu...I love you Craig!<br /><br />Brooke, you should let Craig guest blog again! LOL!Stefnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-41485775265720395932010-03-03T17:17:15.503-05:002010-03-03T17:17:15.503-05:00(Isaac Hayes voice) SHOW YA RIGHT, STEFFY BABY...;...(Isaac Hayes voice) SHOW YA RIGHT, STEFFY BABY...;-)<br /><br />I sho' nuff don't want no virgin...There's a saying...NEVER BE THE FIRST and NEVER BE THE LAST...haha...<br /><br />I want a woman that's been down the block...not AROUND the block...Craig n 'emhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06505418409919391082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-26378649461190335702010-03-03T17:08:19.748-05:002010-03-03T17:08:19.748-05:00You don't want a virgin anyway Craig, with you...You don't want a virgin anyway Craig, with your HO SHAFT self! LOL!Stefnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-25918490078375461262010-03-03T17:05:19.359-05:002010-03-03T17:05:19.359-05:00I don't want no woman giving me the answer of ...I don't want no woman giving me the answer of "VIRGIN"....my mind wanders....Virgin is too close to Virginia...Imma start thinking about their population number...So saying VIRGIN is counter-productive to me...Craig n 'emhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06505418409919391082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-46944186585746116542010-03-03T16:54:22.451-05:002010-03-03T16:54:22.451-05:00@DMoe,
Well, I don't want MY number out there...@DMoe,<br /><br />Well, I don't want MY number out there, I might put Tiger to shame :) No, I'm kidding.<br /><br />Okay, I'm not :) LOL!<br /><br />But I'm gonna go with anonymous' answer - "I'm a virgin" :) LOL!Stefnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-1892076339739305362010-03-03T16:51:44.358-05:002010-03-03T16:51:44.358-05:00@ Stef -
Just like "regular people"......@ Stef - <br /><br />Just like "regular people"...<br /><br />Tiger's number was somewhere around 12-15. <br /><br />If someone told you 12-15, yhat means multiply it by 2, carry your 4 and bring down the 7. <br /><br />That means the real number somewhere in the high 30's.<br /><br />LMAO.<br />DMoeDMoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15121073476554198739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-89107379713620443402010-03-03T16:46:11.114-05:002010-03-03T16:46:11.114-05:00Stef, they find me :)Stef, they find me :)Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-20828985746558886752010-03-03T16:38:18.022-05:002010-03-03T16:38:18.022-05:00LMAO@ Craig!!!!
Brooke, where do you find these p...LMAO@ Craig!!!!<br /><br />Brooke, where do you find these people???!!! LOL!!!<br /><br />Can you imagine if we all had our number of sex partners on blast like Tiger?? Wow!<br /><br />Craig, you're a mess!Stefnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-91957766011729882112010-03-03T16:35:32.453-05:002010-03-03T16:35:32.453-05:00When I was a young lad...I asked a lady how many m...When I was a young lad...I asked a lady how many men she'd been with...She gave me a number...I pulled out my cell phone and started punching the numbers in...She asked me what I was doing...I told her I calling the phone number she gave me...;-/<br /><br />I never ask a woman how many....Cuz I don't want her asking my skanky ass how many women I've been with..My intentions are pure, I alway put my best dick forward...Um, I mean my best FOOT forward...but dammit...My SHAFT is a HO....I'm working through it....Me and Tiger...<br /><br />P.S. I call him SHAFT, cuz he got a seventies fro' and he's a BAAAAD MUTHA SHUT YO MOUTH!!!!!Craig n 'emhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06505418409919391082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-31506751726021418092010-03-03T16:08:30.520-05:002010-03-03T16:08:30.520-05:00Hey everyone,
I'm back now since the dominati...Hey everyone,<br /><br />I'm back now since the domination blog wasn't my thing :)<br /><br />Anyway, I wanna say that Sarkism's note is a good one - don't ask if he still loves her, cuz if he says anything but no, he's in trouble! LOL! And of course he'll say no, even if he really does and all his actions say yes.<br /><br />My thing is, if I'm with you now, that's all that matters. Who you were with before me is in the past. Who I was with before him, is in the past. People who ask these questions are insecure.<br /><br />And women who tell all their business are trying too hard to and to me, have something to hide under all the business they tell. What is your motivation? Most women who talk too much really do it because they wanna know the answer to those questions themselves. I don't care who came before me, so long as there is no one after me.Jaznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-23379072393963515362010-03-03T15:53:49.488-05:002010-03-03T15:53:49.488-05:00AMEN!
I could care less who she learned it from. ...AMEN!<br /><br />I could care less who she learned it from. Show me what you workin wit! I thank whoever it was for teaching you so I can now reap the rewards! LOL!<br /><br />I think all that is just silly, and I DO know women who talk too damn much about their business thinking they're being "honest" when really they're telling too much too soon. Like Rameer said, you'd think it was common sense for most women to leave something to the imagination, but not so much. I know a woman like all the scenarios Brooke listed, and you nailed...keep it to yourself!Jaynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-22397085645849406632010-03-03T15:46:35.618-05:002010-03-03T15:46:35.618-05:00let the church say amen Craig.let the church say amen Craig.DMoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15121073476554198739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-9070059874012031952010-03-03T15:44:28.809-05:002010-03-03T15:44:28.809-05:00Guys should just be grateful they are swimming in ...Guys should just be grateful they are swimming in it and shut the fuck up.Craig n 'emhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06505418409919391082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-51446806980518534822010-03-03T15:42:55.382-05:002010-03-03T15:42:55.382-05:00hmmm...I'll have to remember that one :)hmmm...I'll have to remember that one :)Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-30417603743653195862010-03-03T15:38:41.421-05:002010-03-03T15:38:41.421-05:00No you don't have to be a virgin. That should ...No you don't have to be a virgin. That should just ALWAYS be your response! ROFLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-67481582513855633732010-03-03T15:04:16.965-05:002010-03-03T15:04:16.965-05:00Well, if you're a virgin, then those questions...Well, if you're a virgin, then those questions are easy for you :)<br /><br />@DMoe, I thought about Chris Rock too when my friend told me she was honest with the answer. Chris Rock was like "women will lie about how many men they've f*cked IN COURT!"<br /><br />I was wondering why she didn't :)<br /><br />I think she only told him because she thought he would tell HER his number. Didn't happen that way.Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-14288874090053058262010-03-03T14:10:54.085-05:002010-03-03T14:10:54.085-05:00The only question you should ever answer is how ma...The only question you should ever answer is how many people have you been with before me.<br />The correct answer is ALWAYS ZERO! I am a virgin. That way there are no comparisons or anything to question. Problem solved.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-28965033607869566532010-03-03T14:04:43.159-05:002010-03-03T14:04:43.159-05:00kinda like Chris Rock said once...
"Why are ...kinda like Chris Rock said once...<br /><br />"Why are you askin how many dudes she's been with? IS there a right answer??...<br /><br />"Yo baby, how many dudes you been with?"<br /><br />"Two."<br /><br />"TWO??? TWO!!!! Awwwww HELLL NAWWW! TWO??? Two???.....I guess thats how you was raised..."<br /><br />lmaoDMoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15121073476554198739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-90886928478657694192010-03-03T13:58:06.765-05:002010-03-03T13:58:06.765-05:00I'm with B on this one...
I dont ask question...I'm with B on this one...<br /><br />I dont ask questions that I may have trouble with the answers to. If I ask, then I have to be prepared to deal with the answers, and move on. That's why I dont...<br /><br />On the other side of it, I keep my business close to me. There are things I share, but things like that go better left unsaid. <br /><br />Your friend and mine,<br />DMoeDMoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15121073476554198739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-84935304832842642892010-03-03T13:57:20.952-05:002010-03-03T13:57:20.952-05:00I totally agree with this list. Moreover, why the...I totally agree with this list. Moreover, why the hell ask these questions? I once had an ex of mine tell me how many men she slept with out of frustration in an argument she was having with a relative (ie. Dammit I've fucked (#) men I've been busy but not that busy)<br /><br />that number was pretty high for her age at the time. Lol<br /><br />I didn't judge. Hell it made sense cuz damn practice made perfect.<br /><br />but really the best way to keep a happy relationship is not to ask and def don't tellThe Furyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16145614924246887651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-71953427439737576562010-03-03T13:21:33.129-05:002010-03-03T13:21:33.129-05:00@Thatgirl, @ Stef: I didn't think those times ...@Thatgirl, @ Stef: I didn't think those times counted - LOL!<br /><br />My philosophy is we are friends for a reason. Sometimes you have to go through those experiences in order to realize that this is supposed to be your friend. If your partner is not mature enough to understand that then by all means LIE!!SarKismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06261960868686226568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-60150234070630468392010-03-03T13:20:30.123-05:002010-03-03T13:20:30.123-05:00Like Stef said--my ex thought my friend was talkin...Like Stef said--my ex thought my friend was talking about him behind his back, asking me who was better, making "yeah I used to tap that" type comments--all kinds of ridiculousness that wasn't even happening. It was my ex's insecurity more than anything else, but that little bit of information caused alllot of trouble!<br /><br />And there is no reason to feel betrayed--how would that affect you if you knew it, BESIDES make you feel awkward around them, and fill your head with all kinds of crazy thoughts? If they had sex YEARS ago and never went back to it--I don't see what the problem is. I've never asked a man that about his female friends, and I guess I just don't care to know, because I know how little it means.THATgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09485806776624523957noreply@blogger.com