tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post1086305434206987993..comments2024-02-02T01:18:39.737-05:00Comments on Brookey's Cafe Blog: Brookey's TGIF Sexy Survey!Brookehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-36235929527239072332009-08-01T01:26:21.898-04:002009-08-01T01:26:21.898-04:00what the hell is "whiskey dick"? LOL!!what the hell is "whiskey dick"? LOL!!Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-7896778622753002912009-07-31T19:40:20.856-04:002009-07-31T19:40:20.856-04:00Ok I had to play in this one.
Here are my answer...Ok I had to play in this one. <br /><br />Here are my answers:<br /><br />1. Shaved is MUCH better if you are "going downtown."<br /><br />2. I have had sex with women that I have absolutely hated! I did it because there was no one else around at the time and I was horny!<br /><br />3. Yes I have measured mine. 8 inches.<br /><br />4. Yes I have faked it. A buch of times....especially when very drunk with "Whiskey dick" but too tired to keep going. It's actually pretty easy to get away with if there is no condom used. It's a great way to fool the woman into thinking you are the Energizer Bunny!<br /><br />5. Eva Mendez! Already asked just in case!<br /><br />6. A night in a strip club with lap dances<br /><br />7. Stunning Face all day! Banging bodies get flabby and then you're stuck with a ugly flabby chick .<br /><br />8. Cooking...ABSOLUTEY the most important.<br /><br />9. Smarter? (only because I felt like I had to choose. Actually none would really bother me. <br /><br />10. No.....if it came up cool but I wouldn't care one way or the other.Tonynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-69187196310481073312009-07-31T17:14:59.961-04:002009-07-31T17:14:59.961-04:00Uh...again. Can y'all leave me out of this? An...Uh...again. Can y'all leave me out of this? And Cable Guy, glad you cleared that up...and fast - cuz I was about to say...<br /><br />Since I'm being pressured to share my answers (I was told it was close of business time and that my time has run out) - here are mine.<br /><br />1. I like it if a man keeps it neat down there, but something about being bare as a baby's bottom creeps me out a bit...like you haven't hit puberty yet. If you have a brazilian, I'll think you're suspect.<br /><br />2. I don't fake it. I feel like if I did, a man would be able to tell. I "do things" when I have an orgasm, and if I can fake it and you not know, then I think I'd be insulted cuz it would mean you're not paying attention. However, most women I talk to who have faked it say they get away with it all the time cuz the man is too busy having his ego fed to know better. And that's wack.<br /><br />3. I have some for my own safety, but the box in unopened. Most men prefer to use/bring their own. <br /><br />4. I'd rather the man work whatever he has, no matter his height. <br /><br />5. I wouldn't ask. When I DO have a significant other, no man can touch him...I wouldn't even want it if he gave it to me.<br /><br />6. Spa Day and dinner. I don't really drink and club hopping is not my thing really. I've done so many bachelorette parties with strippers that the novelty has worn off. My girls never get old tho.<br /><br />7. No porn stash, and sadly no toys anymore. The toy I had broke, still trying to replace it. I've been bullsh*ttin.<br /><br />8. If anything, I'd have a breast LIFT, but no need to add to the girls. They're heavy enough as it is.<br /><br />9. Mr. Mom...definitely.<br /><br />10. I already answered this - if a man can get hard for another man, he's gay...not Bi. Sorry if there are dudes reading this who claim to be bi...I ain't havin it.Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-54535510872169796392009-07-31T17:02:31.517-04:002009-07-31T17:02:31.517-04:00Nah, nothing like that. Brooke is a good girl, and...Nah, nothing like that. Brooke is a good girl, and I'd never do that. One day she may find out and I'll leave it up to her to share ;)The Cable Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-89767221654001793342009-07-31T16:56:09.665-04:002009-07-31T16:56:09.665-04:00Wait...just read these responses. Did The Cable Gu...Wait...just read these responses. Did The Cable Guy just throw some Brooke business out in the street? OOh ooh weeeThe Furyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16145614924246887651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-4536996777293131762009-07-31T16:42:53.839-04:002009-07-31T16:42:53.839-04:001 Brazilian
2 Yes. It was pretty damn good cuz it...1 Brazilian<br /><br />2 Yes. It was pretty damn good cuz it was all hateful and shit<br /><br />3. Yes I have...<br /><br />4. Yes. Get away with it? Umm..just said i did and kept it moving.<br /><br />5. Yes and chances are she'd give it thinking I wouldn't do it. LOL<br /><br />6. All three. Casinos, lap dances on an island. <br /><br />7. Striking face though I love banging bodies. I like seeing pretty faces contort when I'm giving her the good shit.<br /><br />8. Cooking. She can be chef and make some money. <br /><br />9. None. If I HAD to choose I'd say better athlete, but I'm not a sportsman so I really don't give a fuck. I'd be on the sidelines like "get em baby'<br /><br />10. more interested...you know what it is!!The Furyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16145614924246887651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-27117822979076438512009-07-31T16:30:44.278-04:002009-07-31T16:30:44.278-04:00oh, and Eminem's diss on Mariah was KA-RAZY!!!...oh, and Eminem's diss on Mariah was KA-RAZY!!! I saw that on Witches Brew and was like "DAYYUMMM!!!"Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-23477602707310953092009-07-31T16:29:47.702-04:002009-07-31T16:29:47.702-04:00I hear you Stephanie.
I didn't answer these ...I hear you Stephanie. <br /><br />I didn't answer these questions... yet, but I will say that I believe that if a man can have sex with another man, he's gay...not Bi. But that's just me :)Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-28699181226384618292009-07-31T16:25:25.917-04:002009-07-31T16:25:25.917-04:00B knows how I feel about her, I think she's al...B knows how I feel about her, I think she's already "endeared" to me. As for please be bigger, I'll let her tell you if I am or not.The Cable Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-71513247875947108552009-07-31T16:18:52.598-04:002009-07-31T16:18:52.598-04:00Brooke, No I wouldn't go there if he told me u...Brooke, No I wouldn't go there if he told me up front. The only reason I found out about my ex was 4 years later I found out through an aquaintence. I respect someones right to be Bi-sexual.My ego wouldn't be able to handle it. <br />StephanieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-87247005502066456902009-07-31T16:15:19.502-04:002009-07-31T16:15:19.502-04:00COT-DAMN, ANT!!
You been listening to Eminem'...COT-DAMN, ANT!!<br /><br />You been listening to Eminem's new dis on Mariah & Nick? Cuz you spewing hot FIYAAAAAHHHHH!!!Rameernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-17234381471924300182009-07-31T16:08:31.513-04:002009-07-31T16:08:31.513-04:00Rameer...and you know what, I wouldnt be surprised...Rameer...and you know what, I wouldnt be surprised if he was in back of the Time Warner truck with a ruler saying..."Please be bigger...Please be bigger"Anthony Oterohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05818411014851299966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-56283990264566074792009-07-31T16:05:29.860-04:002009-07-31T16:05:29.860-04:001. I ain't instigating! I KNOW Ant saw that su...1. I ain't instigating! I KNOW Ant saw that subliminal! He ain't stupid!<br /><br />2. Beastf***ing sure ain't the love scene from Jason's Lyric, that's fa sho'...<br /><br />3. Damn, Ant - A HORSE?!? LMBAO!!!Rameernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-69768279677926473502009-07-31T16:00:32.431-04:002009-07-31T16:00:32.431-04:00Ok Mr.Ed, I think you officially endeared yourself...Ok Mr.Ed, I think you officially endeared yourself to her..Anthony Oterohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05818411014851299966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-10341461634893316942009-07-31T15:59:30.176-04:002009-07-31T15:59:30.176-04:00uh...can y'all keep my name out ya mouf!? :-) ...uh...can y'all keep my name out ya mouf!? :-) LOL!!Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-4681826895611475392009-07-31T15:56:41.937-04:002009-07-31T15:56:41.937-04:00Rameer, stop instigating!
...and "BEASTF*cke...Rameer, stop instigating!<br /><br />...and "BEASTF*cked"? Why does that sound violent to me?Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-15019936984079124942009-07-31T15:53:20.604-04:002009-07-31T15:53:20.604-04:00She wouldn't ride it cuz it's a HORSE. But...She wouldn't ride it cuz it's a HORSE. But put that bigger dick on a fine ass Jamaican such as myself and she might go reverse cowgirl on a n*gga ;)The Cable Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-23778930744027215242009-07-31T15:49:47.299-04:002009-07-31T15:49:47.299-04:00yes..doesnt...sorry i type fast.yes..doesnt...sorry i type fast.Anthony Oterohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05818411014851299966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-3911786630991180792009-07-31T15:48:06.409-04:002009-07-31T15:48:06.409-04:00and I hope you meant that DOESN'T mean Brooke ...and I hope you meant that DOESN'T mean Brooke will ride it!Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-48162465491852153752009-07-31T15:47:38.105-04:002009-07-31T15:47:38.105-04:00oh damn...
...and yuk!oh damn...<br /><br />...and yuk!Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-43795084079019400042009-07-31T15:45:08.778-04:002009-07-31T15:45:08.778-04:00Rameer - A horse has a bigger dick that does mean ...Rameer - A horse has a bigger dick that does mean Brooke will ride it...Anthony Oterohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05818411014851299966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-27923805086519287912009-07-31T15:40:44.605-04:002009-07-31T15:40:44.605-04:00I've been on vacation, so forgive the lack of ...I've been on vacation, so forgive the lack of input over this past week. Or, maybe you guys prefer it - who knows...<br /><br />On to the questions:<br /><br />1. I used to not care, but I like it now when it's shaved and/or trimmed down there now. I think it's pretty sexy. <br /><br />2. I'm with Nightfall on this one - HELL YES. I BEASTF***ED her. And like he said...she couldn't say SQUADOOSH to me afterwards. Still can't...I left that body smoking.<br /><br />I knew her problem with me was cuz she probably wanted me to some extent...couldn't stand her then, and can't stand her now. But she learned AT LEAST 5 new languages on that fateful night...LMAO!<br /><br />3. I've honestly never measured mine. I've never been interested...what, am I gonna compare it to other dudes' schlongs? Every woman I've been with seemed to like it, so I'm good. Sorry, that's just being honest.<br /><br />4. Yes, I've faked it. It's really not hard like the guys said, especially for me. I don't go through all types of histrionics and crap when I do, and I tend to not even NEED to have an orgasm most of the time to enjoy sex. When I do reach that point, most women have had a hard time telling if I came or if I just wanted to stop/slow down...<br /><br />5. Well, if I had a significant other, she's all I would need, so I'd never ask the question. But if you want to know who I would be with if my significant other OFFERED that I could have an exception...great minds think alike...<br /><br />Ain't NAILED IT with Salma Hayek...GEEE-ZUS KRYYYYYYST!!!<br /><br />6. I'd prefer a combo of the three options listed, but if I have to choose from what's offered...give me option #1, cuz I can still involve females in my group and meet some out to party with. <br /><br />7. Judging by my history...I tend to be with women with a striking face, so I'll go striking face, average body. But these women I've been with tend to have banging bodies AND faces, so I'm don't know what I really prefer...I'll stick with my answer, though. <br /><br />8. This is a no-brainer. Cooking. Refer to DMoe's answer for details.<br /><br />9. None would make me uncomfortable. But if I had to choose, I'd say her being a better athlete - cuz I'm ultra-competitive. But honestly - I'd find that sexy as all hell...<br /><br />10. I think I'm more interested if she IS bi...that's just me. Something sexy about being able to scope out girls with your girl...I've been through it before. IT was GREAT. <br /><br /><br />By the way...I peeped Cable Guy's subliminal dig at Ant...y'all cats are like the Hatfields & McCoys...LMAO!!!Rameernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-85192446799825291392009-07-31T15:12:22.552-04:002009-07-31T15:12:22.552-04:00"Power sex"...interesting....
Stephanie..."Power sex"...interesting....<br /><br />Stephanie, you're right, you never know if he's dippin for both teams. But if he TOLD you UPFRONT, you'd still go there?Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02584160320846679744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-14498758686873620452009-07-31T14:29:47.912-04:002009-07-31T14:29:47.912-04:001. Brazil is possible...but a clean shave is fine
...1. Brazil is possible...but a clean shave is fine<br /><br />2. Yes...Power sex, she couldn't say shit to me afterward.<br /><br />3. I've had it measured cuz she wanted proof.<br /><br />4. Yes. we were late for a party.Not sure how i did but I did it.<br /><br />5. No, that "permission slip" would like signing over your freedom after its all done.<br /><br />6. I'll take the casino. I been around strippers for the past 8 yrs.I'm good.<br /><br />7. Striking face<br /><br />8. Cooking<br /><br />9. Double the salary<br /><br />10. That's nothing new so it wouldn't effect me much.NightFall914https://www.blogger.com/profile/14724844848180956355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4984100112542285026.post-31200489245642456512009-07-31T13:40:04.919-04:002009-07-31T13:40:04.919-04:001. I love a man who is well groomed. I don't l...1. I love a man who is well groomed. I don't like bald but trimmed is nice.<br />2. I am a firm believer in NEVER, EVER faking it. Just let him know, Honey, it's just not going to happen right now, but we can try again later.<br />3. I've always kept my own stash.A women should never depend on anyone to secure her sexual health and safety.<br />4.Size is not on the top of my priority list.Technique is key. I prefer width. But I did have a man with a small penis who rocked my world and blew my mind.<br />5. aye, yae yae,Antonio Sabatto Jr. Just thinking about him gets me excited. I've already let my honey know if it happens I'm going there. He laughs every time. Hey I can dream can't I.<br />6.Bonding with my girls at a spa, drinking mimosa's and some nice green on the side.<br />7.ah yea, my porn stash has been compromised. My favorite toy is called the Ultimate KISS.Two speeds in under 4 minutes. Ladies I tell you, you can get really hooked. I'm just happy my man isn't intimidated.<br />8.No implants, lipo for sure just to bring down these thunder thighs.<br />9.Wow, that's a hard one.maybe a man who works from home, is a great father and husband.<br />10.Yes a man can be bi-sexual. I have dated a bi-sexual man and found out after we dated he was Bi. He never gave me any reason to think he was bi, and he's been my best lover to date.I would not willing date a man who is Bi-sexual.my ego can't take it. You'd be surprised how many of you have dated a man who is bi, you just didn't know it.The down low scene is larger than you can ever imagine. That man who you think is so hard, so thug, can be dippin for both teams. That's why it doesn't matter if you are single or your in a Monogamous relation ship you should ALWAYS get tested for HIV.<br /> Stephanie A.K.A barriodivaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com