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Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Happy TMI Tuesday! Let's get to it, shall we? :-)
Searching for a Sex Club Sidekick...by the Fury.
One of my favorite scenes in the movies happens in Eyes Wide Shut. Tom Cruise arrives by cab to a palatial mansion where he's told a sex party is occurring. Since everyone is masked, he brings one. At the door he's asked for the password. The word, which was only whispered between him and a friend, is finally revealed.
"Fidelio" He says.
The doorkeeper lets him in and he enters a home full of limitless and emotionless sexual activity. The sex isn't exciting. The women are, for the most part, well shaped (though not one great ass in the bunch). It's all about the spectacle.
I'm very much a visual person. I'm also a very sexual person. The sex club idea intrigues me. Not that I expect to witness great porn worthy sex, but it all interests me. So I decided I'm going to go to a sex club and see for myself. The plan was simple.
1) Find a non-seedy sex club that has an attractive clientele
2) Find a friend that isn't afraid to go with me
3) Watch it all, experience it, make mental notes and write it down for Brooke's Blog in part detail and my blog in full smutty detail.
Twitter being the ultimate in communicative tools for the anonymous type, I searched there first. It took me all of one tweet and five minutes to get multiple responses for sex clubs that matched my criteria. Only one club was in New York City. The club is in Midtown Manhattan. Yep, right under your noses there's some sex club popping.
One of the people that told me about the sex club told me when to go (Friday nights are good) and when she'd next be going…in case I wanted guaranteed eye candy in the house. I had a calendar conflict.
Ok #1 down...on to #2 - finding a friend.
A friend…hmmm, ok that's a loaded term. See, chances are that friend would have to not be too shy. On the lower floors of the sex club you can keep your clothes on. The floors where actual sex happens (ie: the stuff I want to experience) you must wear only a towel. Each couple (and a third single lady if you like) share a locker where all of their clothes, phones etc. are locked and then you venture into the sexy area in (very plush, very nice) towels that are provided.
So this would mean the friend has to be comfortable in possibly being seen naked - or veeeeeeery close to it - and seeing me naked. Of course, the first thought is to invite someone I've had sex with. A former lover possibly. I'm considering it, though the ones I know that would attend in a heartbeat cannot for one reason or another. Of course, attending a sex club with someone from the past may guarantee sex afterward...or hell maybe during. Who's to say seeing all that passion won't illicit some horny feelings? If I haven't had sex with the friend, could it make me so horny that I push up on her, her on me? Wow! That's a lot to think about.
I'm stuck on #2. Who to go with? Who? Who? Who?
A couple of my very, very cool, very attractive Twitter friends have volunteered. Not surprisingly, they're all in different states. And of course, since they only know me as The Fury, they'd be trusted to keep that secret after seeing me in real life.
I've asked platonic friends if they would go in general, but no direct invites. Interestingly enough, all have said they would. Hmmm…seems I'm not the only one that's interested in expanding their voyeuristic (possibly exhibitionistic) side. But I haven't decided yet. Haven't ventured out. But I will. And when I go...
Ladies, would you go with me? A friend? Lover? Boyfriend? Husband? Stranger you know from the internet?
Fellas, would you go to a sex club with a friend? Lover? Girlfriend? Wife? Stranger from the internet?
They call me The Fury and I'm looking for a Sex Club Sidekick.
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FIRST BEEEYOTCHES!
And I'm scared to read this.
Oooohhhh.... look what I found. FYI... Sex Clubs are fun. You don't have to participate if you don't want to and because it is consensual and does not involve exchanging cash... it ain't illegal. I advise EVERYONE to check it out... with a friend.
Wait...Kat??!! You've gone to one??
awww yeah, Fury is back!
Okay, can you tell us where this sex club is in Midtown? I wanna go! Brooke, you down???
I'd go to a sex club in a heartbeat. Probably the first time I'd go with someone who was just a friend just to see what it's like, the vibe, etc. Then if I liked it, I'd go back with someone I either had sex with, or want to have sex with. Unless we're talking about B, in which case I'd want to keep her all to myself ;)
@Yolanda It's not as bad as it seems. Not one dirty word in the bunch!
@ Kat & Brooke...and away we go...
So where is this sex club!?
I'd go, but I wouldn't participate. I'm too shy to have sex in front of other people, but I'd definitely go watch! LOL!
@Cable Guy - she don't WANT YOU MAN! LOL!
If I was single - I'd go. Can't beat checkin' out some ish like THAT...
Why not check it out with your girlfriend Rameer? :)
Fury never disappoints :)
I'd go, but I'd go with a girlfriend or someone I've had sex with before. That's IF we decided to participate...but I doubt I would. I'd go to get my...ahem... juices flowing (and hers) and then go home and get busy after we've been stimulated visually :) Not into exhibitionism, but I AM a visual person, so I think that would intrique me...within the right environment. Attractive clientele would definitely be a must, and a non-sleezy atmosphere of course. Interesting blog bruh!
@ Stef - she's waaaaaayyyyyy too shy for that. And, I'm just now exposing her to her inner freak - though I don't ask specifics, I get the impression she had a steady diet of LAMES in the bedroom in her past.
Asking her to go to a sex club would be like asking your little cousin who just made his high school JV team to put his name in the NBA draft...
That pic of a mask laying in the bed with the woman scares me a bit :)
I don't have an interest in going to a sex club, I guess because I know I wouldn't participate, and watching other people have sex doesn't necessarily do it for me. I've tried watching porn, and it does nothing for me, guess I'm not that visual of a person. It seems kinda gross to have sex in front of strangers if you ask me :(
I'd go, wouldn't participate though. I'd go with my man, not a friend or stranger, and then we'd do the do AFTER we got all worked up :)
Speaking of inner freak, do you think all women (and men I guess) have freak in them and it just needs to be brought out, or are some people void of freakiness altogether? :)
Interesting...very interesting, Fury.
I'd definitely have to go with someone I trusted. It couldn't be a random dude or really even an ex.
@ Jaz - personally, I believe ALL people have an inner freak that can be brought out. All they need is exposure and willingness.
@Jay - Thanks I appreciate the kudos.
I think everyone has an inner freak. It's just the size of the freak in them and sometimes what it takes to bring it out.
@Stef and everyone asking about the location. hmmm I don't want to blow it up too crazy even if they have their own website...hint hint
Maybe I'll whisper to Brooke and she'll whisper it to the people that want to know.
Of course, if we all show up on the same night...ummm...no one says a thing. LOL
@Courtney - yeah that's actually a scary part of the film. Thought I'd use that to show the fear and intrigue of doing something new...
ROFL @ Rameer's basketball analogy!
Trust is a big part of the decision. Which is why I haven't found someone suitable to go with.
Like Jaz said, the juices would get worked up and then....
I'll go with you Fury if that means I get to find out where the secret location is :)
Ummm, Brooke...I'm not comfortable with you going to a sex club WITH FURY OF ALL PEOPLE! I'm gonna have to veto that idea :)
I think I agree with Cable Dude on that one - Brooke with Fury in a sex club sounds like a bad idea ;)
@Brooke- Definitely! You know I was gonna ask. You're mature enough and secretive enough to ride out the mission without an issue...oh and did I mention sexy as all get out!!??
Maybe we can go then you can tell them where it is...LMAO
@The Cable Guy -"Fury of all people"? Damn am I that bad? well...I am a bad bad mannnnn! LOL Who gave u veto power?
Y'all just a bunch of haters! Let them get their groove on! I'd go! LOL!
Well, Jay's not a hater, just Cable Guy :)
Everyone has an inner freak, you just need the right person to bring it out!
Et tu Jay??? Damn I thought y'all liked me!
Brooke will be safe, believe it. I have the utmost respect for her and she knows that.
@Stef - wait....you're saying you'd go with me and Brooke as the third person?
He HAS NO VETO POWER! He just loves him some Brooke, that's all!
I ask about inner freak because I find that I'm rather boring in that dept. I'm not into all the things that most freaky people are into. I have boring sex and that's fine with me. I guess no one has brought it out of me yet. I may have to find out where this sex club is to see if that'll help :)
I think Brooke and Fury in a sex club would be FIYA! Brooke, GO!
I like you Fury. But I **LIKE** Brooke too, so the thought of her with you in a sex club is a bit, well, you know :) I think you'd turn her ass out :)
Stef and Brooke with Fury at a sex club? Even MORE trouble! :)
I didn't say I'd be the third person as in threesome, but I'd go WITH you all JUST TO LOOK! LOL!
Brooke is a friend in my head, so I feel like I'd be okay. Fury on the otherhand, he might try one of his super hero tricks on us and we'd be turned out like Jay said! LOL!
I've read your blogs Fury, YES, you are that bad. I don't want you no where NEAR Brooke. I'm not worried about her safety, I'm worried about her goodies! LOL!
my "goodies"??
and why y'all talking about me like I'm not even here? :)
@ Jaz - trust me. There is SOMETHING out there that you like or would like that you just don't know about. Too many options to think that the only thing you might like is "boring sex". You might get titillated by the thought of public sex - either being caught or being watched. You might like certain toys. You might like the introduction of food and/or liquids. You might like warming gels, handcuffs, being choked, being restrained, role-playing, dressing up, fetishes, the introduction of alien elements- to the bedroom...
So many possibilities, it's practically IMPOSSIBLE for there not to be something other than missionary sex to like. My girl had no idea with the some of the things she's discovered that she likes...
Although this series was usually weird as all hell, HBO's old "Real Sex" series was GREAT for exposing people to new ish so they could explore it if they liked.
I am DYING laughing over here which is great after the morning I've had.. Hey you might as well post the damn location of the place..If we show up on the same night as you we'll never know Fury.. Remember none of us know what you look like..LOL NOW if you take Brooke with you then we'd spot you a mile AWAY! lol
@Jaz- Freaky to one person, may be too crazy for another. That's fine and as a consenting adult, you have that choice. Don't feel any pressure to up your freaky quotient. Explore as you feel comfortable.
@Stef- I wasn't suggesting threesome at all. Just being clear on your thoughts. Brooke may want me all to herself...ahem...in a strictly platonic manner of course;-)
Now...I dont do "superhero tricks" on women unless they grant permission. It's like a vampire can't come in your house without being invited.
@Jay and The Cable Guy - Her goodies would be just fine...
I'm kind of shocked y'all are underestimating Brookey! You gonna stand for that Brooke?
If you could meet any 3 celebs in the sex club, who would you want to meet?
I like how Rameer joins the convo full on and gives suggestions for Jaz. I think he's in the Marvel universe. Lemme find out you're Tony Stark!
Annamaria- You wanna visit with Powerz, huh....I understand. That's a sexy trip for the newly engaged. Remember if you see me, then I see you...in a towel...or less...
LMFAO!!! Sorry, Fury - it's YOUR blog today. Just chipping in my 75 cents as usual...
And I'm not Tony Starks, but I AM going to see the premiere tonight! Interestingly enough, I've always said (since I was a kid) Iron Man is the only clearly defined superhero (i.e. NOT an anti-hero like Wolverine, The Hulk, etc.) who actually is a BAD GUY in his regular life! He's a womanizing, drunk, sex freak who is ruthless in his conquest of business and people!
My boy said a long time ago(before they made the flicks) his favorite hero was Iron Man...at the time, he was a player. I was like "you WOULD choose the one hero who ain't really a hero and spends more time trying to bang broads than saving the world!"
Don't believe Iron Man is that bad? I don't read comics any more (regularly at least - I'll read a graphic novel if someone has one), but even I know that Captain America (yes, THE Captain America!) is dead cuz of Iron Man!! Who the eff plays a part in the role of the hero that reps the f'n COUNTRY?!? IRON MAN, that's who!
The current Cap is the original one's sidekick/protege...
Ahem - sorry. Got off on a tangent...
What up people! Sex Club is very intriguing! A-buzz, what up, you down! I know we always looking to try somethiNG new! ;)~
Don't be sorry! I'm happy you're in on the convo. I just read that Hugo Weaving (The Matrix bad guy)is gonna be The Red Skull in The Captain America Movie. Very cool.
My choice of Iron Man was not one made without clear thought...LMAO
Tomorrow, tell us how the flick is!
Brooke, what superheroine would you like me to call you?
I'll def let y'all know how it was! I think it'll be GREAT, to be honest. And Hugo Weaving as the Red Skull? DOPE!!
As far as which 3 celebs I would want to meet in the sex club - Janine (porn star), Mya and Lucy Liu.
Uh...YEAH. MOST DEF.
Been to a sex club in Spain....not bad at all! Went with my girlfriend at the time! Let me tell you something the shit is bananas! The one I went to in Europe is like an all out romping orgy...but classy at the same time! Everyone was real chill! I would be curious to learn if the one in NY is as free as the one in Spain! People have more inhibitions over here! Over there it's just like an after work hangout spot! Me, I didn't partake in the festivities so to speak, but it definitely gets the juices going for later on! My suggestion would be to take a partner that is open to a new experiences. My only suggestion is, if the place has a Jacuzzi don't get in it!! But that is commonsense right?
3 celebs in a sex club...Halle, Zoe and Alicia Keys!
Celeb I think would get it popping in a sex club...Tiger Woods!! I'd go on Tiger Woods night anyday! Might be some ugly ass white women there that night....but there will be a show. I guarantee it!
Floyd
I go away to lunch and Rameer done gave Jaz an eyeful! Wow! Jaz, you have to find SOMETHING on that list that you're interested in and try it! I'm sure you'll like more than just "boring sex."
I'm going to see Iron Man on Friday at 9:30, so just say good or bad, but no details please!
You can call me whatever superheroine you like Fury :)
As for Jay and Cable Guy, did it ever occur to you that I might turn FURY'S ass out? Think about it.
Floyd, why does it not surprise me that you've been to sex clubs internationally? :)
Three celebs I wanna see in a sex club? Hmmm....Idris Elba, Prince and Morris Chestnut.
I kinda wanna see Tiger Woods in a sex club, see what his ass is into and if he's hung like that. Brooke, I'm with you on Prince and for my third, I think I'd pick Shaq, cuz I heard he has a small wee-wee :) LOL!
Fury spill the details.. I'd go with my Fiancee to check it out..NO harm in looking right..And I share the sentiment of most if it does nothing else it will set the mood for it to go DOWN when we get home! :)
Powerz what's up! LOL
@Floyd! - Man I heard about the Spanish places. That's on the bucket list. I also hear there's one in Italy that's incredible. Architecture and the whole shot.
@Brooke - come on and turn me out. They call me The Fury and I want Brooke to turn me all the way out.
Tiger Woods...LMAO You know what, he'd bring the porn chicks to the club. Rameer make sure you're their on Tiger Woods night to see Janine!
My three. Janet Jackson, Christina Hendricks (Joan from Mad Men) Beyonce.
OK A-Buzz and Powerz, I'm whispering the info to Brooke. If you see me and her y'all are sworn to secrecy. If I see you two and recognize you, I won't say a word to you and will keep it secret. LOL
I wouldn't mind seeing Floyd Mayweather, Boris Kodjoe and Trey Songz in a sex club. Or Usher! :)
Okay, I'll have to review the list and see what I might like...maybe role playing. Not sure what you mean by food or liquids, and I'm damn sure not into choking, restraining or "alien" stuff in the bedroom :) I'll take it under advisement though :)
I think Brooke might have a few tricks up her sleeve and ya'll are sleeping on her. She seems to avoid these discussions, which makes me think she's a man eater!
I say again, Brooke isn't going to no sex club with Fury - I don't care who would turn WHO out! Actually, my bet IS on Brooke, and then Fury would be writing stories about her! No way man! NO!
@ Jaz - if I listed every possibility, we'd be in the thousands.
There really are THAT many options. I just named a small sampling...
And by "alien" I meant things that aren't normally there - like feathers, whips, sex seats, swings...so on and so forth.
Hell, swallowing a man's fluid after he pulls out (before cumming, he's gonna do that in your mouth) and you taste your own juices on his package is considered freaky by some. No limits to the things people can do...even Sting likes to get his tantric sex on...
And before anyone gets on me - it IS Tuesday...
I have no desire to taste myself on a man's package - ewwww! I don't even kiss a man after he's been down there. He has to brush his teeth first. I don't like the taste of it :(
That just made me a lil sick!
What is a sex seat?
and what is tantric sex?
Don't worry Fury your secret is safe with Powerz & I..Besides if we tell anyone we saw you there that would technically be telling on ourselves! lol
I totally could see Brooke in one of these places.. Don't let that sweet wholesome smile fool ya! LOL
Fury take it easy on Brookey...
Cable Guy you know we is cool... Just cause she goes with Fury doesn't mean anything... She's just doing RESEARCH! LMAO
How did I miss THIS conversation!
I love when Fury writes, I'm a fan :)
Brooke, if you go with Fury, please invite me as your third person. I'd be down for whatever - including getting to see you in a towel ;)
Fury can watch.
Then I can spank him ;)
Brooke seems like the quiet type in public, but scandalous behind closed doors, and I'd bet anything she'd turn Fury out. Maybe if we all hit this club I can find out ;)
And I think I know which one he's speaking of. I won't mention it in case we all decide to go this Friday and Fury wants to keep his identity a secret :)
@ JAZ: REALLY???????? REALLY?????? Mid act you make a dude get up & brush YOU off his mouth??? REALLY...LMAO..
Yes, Annamaria, sorry, but gross. It's been a while since I tasted myself because it only took one time and I was done. Never did it again. I've used condoms for so long now anyway that I've never had occassion to taste myself. And the taste of condoms is worse! Yuk!
Hold up. Now Dominatricks wants to see Brooke in a towel? What the hell is goin on here!?
@ Jaz - Google tantric sex and sex seats. You may (or may not) like what you find...
And please don't take any offense to this - but if you don't like the taste of YOU on him, perhaps a change is in order? I mean - the taste shouldn't be REPUGNANT...after all, HE'S tasting you in order to satisfy you. IF it is a disagreeable taste, perhaps a change in what you do down there may be in order so as to NOT have such a distasteful experience...
If you don't like it, what makes you think HE does? Perhaps he's putting up with it to please you? I mean, maybe not - maybe he DOES like it. But it's not unreasonable to think he might share your opinion but want to please you moreso than spare his taste buds.
I find it INCREDIBLY sexy to watch a woman go down on me tasting her own juices off of me. But then again - that's what makes us all individuals - our different likes and dislikes...
I just don't like the taste of it. No man I've been with has said it tastes bad or that I have bad hygiene. I just think it tastes funny, so I don't like to taste it. And I don't think it's clean.
@Domina*tricks- Ha ha! Slow down sun, ya killin em. LOL Umm not sure if Brooke would let you watch anything, but I'd let you spank me if she was all in. LOL
@Annamaria - Yes remember it's all research. Every bit!
@Cable Guy - Dude, I knew there was a reason i switched to FIOS! You are killing me with denying Brooke permission.
Hold up...did EVERYONE except Annamaria just pick Brooke to turn me out? *rolls up sleeves* Now hold on one minute here!! LOL I may not take it easy on her based on that alone...ahem...if she so chooses;-)
@Rameer - Thank you for saying all the stuff I was thinking. You are officially Tony Stark.
@Jaz- You can not tell a man to go wash his joint because he tastes like you! NOOOOOOO! That will keep a man from wanting to taste you. OK. You're coming under my wing. We gotta get you some freak passes. We gonna get you to let that flag fly.
TAKING A DEEP BREATH....
@ JAZ: Now hygeiene aside (because I'm going to assume that everyone on this blog is CLEAN..LOL)
If YOU don't think it's clean WHY should HE think it's clean & once again if YOU don't think it's clean then why should HE go down on you... Not for nothing but if I was a man & my girl was like I don't think that's clean FUCK THAT I ain't going down there to prove her wrong! LMAO
Cable Guy can't deny her permission, he's delusional! Turn Brooke's ass out Fury, and then tell us all about it so Cable Guy can squirm! LOL!
Sorry Jay...but Brooke with Fury at a sex club...and possibly with Dominatricks...sounds like a GREAT TMI Tuesday blog for next time!
I still got bets on Brooke turning Fury out tho ;) LOL!
Well, to each his own, I just don't like the taste of it. I don't make a man do it, they seem to like it, so I let them. But I don't want you to come out and then taste you with my stuff on you. I don't mean it's not clean as in I haven't showered. I don't think it's clean as in that there's bacteria down there that women secrete daily and it's not healthy to ingest that. I know you all probably think I'm crazy or a prude, but I just don't like the taste of p*ssy! What woman would??
Hi everyone.
I think we might be being hard on Jaz. I know plenty of men who won't kiss a woman after he's cum in her mouth. It's the same concept if you ask me. If she doesn't like the taste, she doesn't like it. If the man has no complaints, and are willing to continue doing it, then so be it. Like Rameer said, that's what makes us individuals.
As for the blog topic, I've been to a swingers party before at a house, not a sex club, and it was very exciting to say the least. I didn't participate, but I watched with my boyfriend at the time. We got it IN later that night because we got so worked up. I think everyone should go at least once just to see and have a different sexual experience with their partner.
And I think Brooke would have Fury's toes curling :)
Heard Idris got bad breath!! Think I heard that on the radio!
The one in Spain is plush. Nice exotic looking people...quite different than the sex spots in Brazil (never been but I heard the one in Brazil is more like a hooker depot for tourist) I like elegance and class and the one in Spain had all that from the lounge to the spa, just a real intimate setting and the people were very interactive and having fun! No one made you feel weird for just hanging around observing. Hell I walked around in some basketball shorts, and flip-flops! I give props to my ex-at least she went topless!(She was proud of her rack!)
Brooke, of course I have to do it internationally. The risk of me seeing someone I know is far less. Even though, while I was there we ran into another black couple from Jamaica, Queens. A tad bit awkward, but they were cool! I will say that the African couples that were there...GETS IT IN! I mean...some things they were doing made the kid blush and drop his jaw! The train felatio line was incredible( didn't partake, but it was amazing). There were these two Nigerian sister's (couldn't believe they were sisters) and this one woman from Australia that were just incredible. Gulp..sssslrp. TWO THREE FOUR AT A TIME! The shit that had me go cookoo for coco puffs was when they held this contest for who could make the other's partner climax quicker. Some real swingers stuff! I was 22yrs old at the time...I couldn't imagine some of the things that people were just cool with over there! I was like this shit is crazy!! That happened in the basement level...I remember thinking to myself that I had to be in hell cause this shit is UNGODLY!! If you have the chance to go to a sex club or spa DO IT!, because it is an experience. I am happy to have experienced it at least once, but now that I am married to the flying nun those days are over! (Long Sigh!!)jUST JOKES!
I have a friend from Belarus that goes to a Russian Spa in Brooklyn somewhere. He swears its clean and has a nice turnout. I can get the information for those that are interested in that!
Floyd
I'm sorry if I'm coming across as being hard on you Jaz...I'm not trying to be mean or anything.. Like you said to each his own.. I'm just saying that if it's that unclean & the womans bacteria is that bad then why would you even let your man do it... I'm sure you ain't thinking about all that bacteria when he's all up in it! lol :)
And I'm sorry but I am going to ask since it's TMI Tuesday while he's all in it are you waiting for him to finish while telling yourself this mofo better not kiss me! lol
Brooke would turn Fury out in a SECOND...
You don't like the taste of your own secretions Jaz? That's so sad! Maybe you should try using chocolate or something else on him after he's been inside you. But then again, if he goes back in, then having food inside you might not be a great idea either.
If he likes the taste and has no complaints, then keep doing what you're doing :)
The taste of p*ssy has never bothered me though - mine or anyone else's.
Brooke probably tastes sweet, like melons :)
So Jaz I guess we can scratch you off the list when it comes to a little girl on girl action!
Let me be clear - I'm NOT bagging on or trying to lambaste Jaz. I was just posing the possibility...Jaz, if you don't like it, you don't like it. Though I think Fury and AnnaMaria picked up on my train of thought...
As for what woman would like the taste of the chocha...um, let me go through my phone and e-mails. I can name a few HUNDRED...lolz!
@ Ms. Penn - I've been to swingers parties before as well. DEFINITELY gets you revved up to get it in with your mate...
LMFAO @ "I knew there was a reason i switched to FIOS!" Haaaaaa! You's a fool for that one, Fury!!
And I guess we have a candidate for a little girl on girl action in Domina Tricks! Do you like melons??
a "train felatio"?? Whoa...
Floyd...uh, that was an interesting story...**fanning myself***
Leave Jaz alone :)
...melons??
OH Yeah, we have some girl on girl action!!!!!! LOL
Anonymous is HYSTERICAL..
@JAZ like I said sorry if I'm being a lil harsh.. To each his own. And if you don't like it you don't like it.
@Dominatrix: Chocolate would be ok until it got inside & then it would cause even more bacteria & she'd be back to her original problem...
@ Rameer: you are funny... I don't even know if its a matter of liking it or not OR just not minding.. I mean it's YOU so why should YOU complain about YOU..LOL
FURY!! FIOS!!! FUNNY
Fury got jokes.
Jaz, if you don't like it, don't do it. But like Annamaria said, if YOU think it's unhealthy, then why let your man do it?
Floyd, where is the place you been to in BK?
I did not go to the one in BK! I have a Russian friend that can give me the information. I would be more than happy to pass it on!
Floyd
Well, like I said, the man I'm having sex with and I use condoms, so once it's in it's in. I won't taste myself on him because my stuff doesn't get on him. So that solves that problem.
And since we're all being honest, I don't swallow either, or let it go in my mouth. Not until we get married. I'm not trying to catch anything from just anybody. I guess I'm just a germophobe.
Brooke, I think people are trying to suggest you and Dominatricks get it in. You down with that?
(gross)
No Swallow...its just protein! It is actually good for your skin...it helps fight infection! Relieves the itchy scratchy sensation in your throat. Also, serves as a holistic dietary supplement. Swallow girl it will keep you healthy and alive! That is healthcare even Obama cant provide!!
Floyd
I'm strictly dickly, but hey, I'm flattered....I think.... :)
I saw my Sudanese girlfriend the other day in the Amish market and she winked at me :) Too funny :)
Man's spunk tastes bitter, or spicy sometimes. I heard a man should drink pineapple or cranberry juice so it won't taste as bad, but it's not about protein or even taste. If I won't let your juices go INSIDE of me, I won't swallow it either!
I never understood when a woman would insist on a condom to keep from catching an STD, but will suck a dick and swallow. What's the difference??!!
Funny... I saw my Sudanese homeboy at the fight party the other day and he winked at me. Not cool! WTF
@Jaz, I agree with that line of thinking wholeheartedly.
A lot of people think they can't catch anything from having oral sex. Quite the contrary.
Now THAT one always killed me - chicks who wouldn't swallow or let cum touch their lips. To them I say this (trademarked, been saying this since junior high):
So you will drink all types of man-made concoctions - sodas, juices, liquid and food products - made with ingredients you can't even pronounce and have no clue of how healthy it is or isn't for you...but you find yourself too good to drink THE JUICES OF *LIFE*?? You twist your lips at the thought of ingesting the smooth NECTAR OF CREATION!!!
FOR SHAME ON THEE!!!
The game is all f***ed up!
I am not suggesting that you drink random dudes semen, just your significant other. Actually the best thing a man can drink is water to reduce the acidity(sp) in the semen, which is probably the spicy or bitter taste that you are getting! If he drinks plenty of water the semen should be tasteless!
Floyd
And yes, Pineapple is a special treat for my women...but fellas, DO NOT eat asparagus beforehand. Think of her...
I KEEPS Pineapple in my fridge. Always have. Blew my brother's mind when he realized it wasn't just to mix with Malibu and Bacardi...
BTW - Floyd is right about a man who drinks a lot of water.
Well like I said, when I get married, then I'll do it. But beforehand, no way. No man's semen is touching me anywhere until that day happens. You can't even be sure with men AFTER you marry them, but at least I'll try to lower my chances.
I'm actually with Jaz on that one. Swallowing is not something you do with every man, and I agree with only swallowing your husband's semen. I have a steady boyfriend and I've never even swallowed his. If I won't let it go inside me during sex, why would I swallow it? Just like the condoms won't come off until after we get married, I won't swallow either. You can never be too careful.
LMAO@ "the nectar of creation" LOL!
@ Jaz Does your man perform oral on you? I think if a woman doesn't swallow while we are in an exclusive monogamous relationship, then that is grounds for all oral not to be exercised! How you going to have your juices go down my throat and you not reciprocate! Unfair...foul ball!! To the bench ya go!
Can';t argue you with safe sex. However - and this may sound controlling, but whatever...
If I'm with a woman a considerable amount of time and I trust and feel comfortable with her, I make her go get tested with me. I get tested regularly, and nothing wrong with her knowing I'm clean and vice-versa.
Not to say we lose the condoms...but sex is about trust, and you CAN get STDs from different forms of having it.
Anonymous makes a GREAT point. Sounds a bit hypocritical to me.
Okay, I had to chime in on this after reading all the comments.
My girl won't swallow mine either, but I don't mind that. She'll spit it out, but we use condoms and feels the same way Jaz does about not getting my semen inside her until after marriage. I'm fine with that.
And she didn't want me taste her juices either but we've both been tested to death, and I "convinced" her I was fine with it. I think she's over it now :)
Are there men on here who won't let a woman kiss him after she's swallowed him?
Yes, he does perform oral on me, and I told him not to. He LIKES it. He even begs to do it.
Again, I'm not saying I don't perform oral on him. I think you all are misreading what I wrote. I don't SWALLOW. I do it and then he tells me when he's about to cum and then I jerk the rest. It might get on my face, but I won't let it go in my mouth. Trust me, he's satisfied.
Wow...today really IS TMI Tuesday huh? :)
Women are slick...if you don't swallow now...you will never swallow! You can't play those Jedi mind tricks with me! We should't nut inside of you ladies because of the possibility of us starting a family prematurely (if birth control pills or the nuva ring aren't an option here) No woman in the history of man has gotten pregnant swallowing! I think we are talking apples and oranges here! If you letting me run up in ya C'mon!! Picture in the heat of the moment when a dude is about to climax...that he has to remember all of these rules as to where he can deposit his nut! If you consume alcohol you can drink a little seed! Ridiculous!
If this is your man let him make love to you! Case closed! Please your man!!!!
LMAO! TMI INDEED.
I still think all you Pepsi-guzzlin' chicks should be ashamed to not imbibe the Genesis Juice from your man's Creation Flute...y'all don't know what's in that Fanta you sippin' on!!!
Fanta probably loaded with sugar and monkey nut anyway!
@Jaz _ it's personal preference. I understand and agree with your right to have a choice. However, I think there are a few things you will open up to sooner or later whether in marriage or in experimenting.
But...I do agree with Annamaria. It is you. and Yes Anonymous a man tasting a woman is about as close to swallowing as we're gonna get..unless she squirts.
Only a few more until 100 comments. Please don't make me comment 15 more times so we get there. LOL
Yes I will have plenty of pineapples ingested before the sex club research trip.
@Brooke - If you take on the Furious challenge, I'll give you an incredible orgasm for every person that says you'd turn me out...
ROFL @ nectar of life.
I don't drink soda either :) LOL!
And I'm not worried about getting pregnant, I'm worried about the Clap in my mouth!
I have no problem kissing a woman after she's swallowed me, just an FYI :) I've tasted myself plenty of times, and it doesn't bother me.
*De La Soul Voice* Now waiiiiiit a minute! Jaz just said she'd allow a facial before the swallow. I'm not mad at that! Now see some women wouldn't allow that. There ya go. The freak scale tips toward Jaz.
Swallowing isn't a must with me. Just please don't run away when I'm about to bust. That's not nice.
The fact that we're talking about all this oral must mean y'all thinking about oral in the sex club...
are you trying to give Brooke this orgasm at the sex club Fury? :)
Brooke wrote a blog saying she was a screamer once, so she's be screaming at the club? LOL!
Brooke, everyone wants you today :)
Cable Guy just wants you EVERY day. But he's corny :)
I say go this Friday with Fury to this club and see what's up!
Get that MF tested monthly if you worried about the clap in your mouth!! Who you dealing with? Tiger Woods was married and had kids with a chick and you see how that worked out! Word on the street has it that Elan didn't indulge in the nectar of life (coin that shit Rameer) and he dumbed out cause he found out there were other women that would! A word of advice ladies...if you don't swallow a load another woman will!! I bet if you let that demon semen down your esophagus, your man probably be at the jewelry store next week sizing you up for a ring!
@Stef,
Ya Mammy! LOL!
I will not kiss a woman after I have nutted in her mouth! That is disgusting!
Please don't fall for THAT nonsense. Men don't commit to women just because she swallows. Men just have MANY women that will. I'm sure if Elin swallowed, Tiger would have STILL cheated with 15 ho's. Good sex isn't enough to keep a man home anymore. If a man wants to cheat, he will, and he doesn't need a good reason. Same with women. You could be getting ALL the good sex you can stand at home and STILL be greedy. So that's bullshit about sizing rings. That's just the dumb shit men say to get you to do what THEY want you to do. Rings my ASS!
@anonymous!
See!!! you won't do it, but you want ME to do it and test someone once a month? Fuck outta here! And ya'll think I'M being hypocritical!
yeah stef you right.. I am just tring to look out for Jaz's man! It is guy code! Aint nothing like a good squirt down a woman's throat!
@Stef-hmmm only if she wanted to have those screaming orgasms at the club.
And I don't mean liquor. They don't serve it. BYOBB
Will I kiss you after you swallow? Yes, but please do the hard mouth clearing swallow. I'm not anxious to taste it, but it is me so.... #kanyeshrug
Jaz I am not on trial here...you are. Let's stick with just the facts! My reasons for doing it are simply because I am a man I don't want to taste my semen! That is gay to me! I have no problem with tasting you...I just don't want to taste me! I don't have a problem with you not tasting yourself..you and I are in agreement there! LMAO!
@Jaz- actually if you're more comfortable stroking it out and letting it explode wherever it goes..I'm certain your man is a happy camper. Do what you like doing and it'll be better for both of you
Yayyy! thanks to my 30 comments we've passed 100. LOL
I am just pulling your chain Jaz! If you dont want to swallow just let it drip from your chin or something! I am a very visual person! There is nothing sexier than seeing your woman with your wonderstick in her mouth with your love juice dripping from her face! JUST WONDERFUL! LOL
We passed 100 comments because your topics are interesting and everyone likes talking about sex :)
Brooke, I understand that you're strictly dickly, but hey...don't knock it til you try it ;)
For the most part I'm strictly dickly myself, but certain women intrigue me. Brooke is one of them.
I'm a bit interested in Yolanda too sometimes. I read yesterday that she was golden and yummy. My type of woman :)
I'd do Fury in a second though. I tend to punish men, and caress women. Spankings are my favorite.
Speaking of, where is Craig today?
Packing my suitcase. I'll be in there in 3 hours! Lets go!!! Wait I dont really need clothes...oh crap I'll buy stuff when I get there! :)
LMAO@ "wonder stick"
Y'all are funny today :)
Domina*tricks I think I would beat the turkey stuffing out of ya! Sezzzy ass! And before you slick talk...don't knock it till ya tried it!
I would knock it, and you all know I have no problem with beatings. It's just that "I" do the beatings, no one else :)
I have been thoroughly entertained today :)
LMAO @ eashlock. Three hours, huh. You'll be a few days too early since Friday is the hot day, but hey...whatever. LOL
Thanks Domina*Tricks
MOST OF ALL THANKS BROOKEY! Another good Tuesday on your Blog.
Wait, the days over and I asked a question in this blog!
*Jerry McGuire voice* Who's coming with me??
Whoa! I dip out for a bit and when I come back, I'm being hit on for my golden yumminess. LOL.
Ya'll are off the hook today.
Ya'll should be following Fury on Twitter.
He so nassssssy!
-yolanda.
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